I've got this one friend. I love him, but his eating habits make me wish he'd burn alive.
This guy has no concept of taste or flavor. He will shovel any food (ANY food) down his throat right away. He barely chews and eating is purely and simply a means of not dying. It's sick. And the worst part is that it has infected all his eating habits. You can tell he is eating too fast, too. His stomach literally heaves afterwards as all the air he swallowed gets released.
I've cooked nice meals for my friends at gatherings and everyone enjoys and savors. Not him. Even nice, good food will just get inhaled. He won't eat veggies either.
Best friend. But I like him less every time I'm around him when he eats.
