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Dankest, Most Specific Meme Depository
« on: January 02, 2017, 12:41:31 pm »
This thread is only for the most niche memes you blunder across on the internet. The more insanely obscure, the better.




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Re: Dankest, Most Specific Meme Depository
« Reply #2 on: January 02, 2017, 07:23:25 pm »
I am always a slut for trolley problem memes.

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« Reply #3 on: January 04, 2017, 07:20:16 am »


This is my truest calling
DEATH TO DAESH! In solidarity with Rojava!
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Re: Dankest, Most Specific Meme Depository
« Reply #4 on: January 05, 2017, 01:38:22 pm »


Back to what's important.

« Last Edit: January 05, 2017, 01:45:25 pm by martyk »
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<Sgore> Martyk, mentally I always picture you as like, our forums bartender.
<Neoadept> I've always pictured you trapped in a tuna net

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Re: Dankest, Most Specific Meme Depository
« Reply #5 on: January 05, 2017, 04:07:47 pm »
Sam is basically right, he's just cranky.

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Re: Dankest, Most Specific Meme Depository
« Reply #6 on: January 05, 2017, 04:15:32 pm »
I should clarify that by "Dank" and "Specific" I mean "not funny" and "comprehensible to everyone".
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Re: Dankest, Most Specific Meme Depository
« Reply #10 on: January 05, 2017, 10:04:44 pm »


<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jAMRTGv82Zo" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jAMRTGv82Zo</a>
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« Reply #11 on: January 06, 2017, 10:36:18 am »
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Martyk is a handsome fish.
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This dolphin is delicious.
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<Sgore> Martyk, mentally I always picture you as like, our forums bartender.
<Neoadept> I've always pictured you trapped in a tuna net

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« Reply #12 on: January 09, 2017, 02:26:27 am »
Sam is basically right, he's just cranky.

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« Reply #14 on: January 11, 2017, 11:11:58 am »
Ha
No, no, he did. In the everything else section, at least. Officially, this makes him king.

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« Reply #15 on: January 18, 2017, 10:26:31 pm »
Probably not a Goat, either.


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« Reply #16 on: January 19, 2017, 12:39:49 am »
Yup, I don't understand that at all. Good job.
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Re: Dankest, Most Specific Meme Depository
« Reply #17 on: February 01, 2017, 08:09:10 am »
There were so many threads I could have posted this in.

No way dude, you're trolling me.

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« Reply #18 on: February 03, 2017, 05:07:41 pm »
From the same dump, best of the bunch. Class act!

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Re: Dankest, Most Specific Meme Depository
« Reply #20 on: February 04, 2017, 06:13:57 am »
I'm not too into this new direction that Simpsons may-may's have taken.


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Re: Dankest, Most Specific Meme Depository
« Reply #21 on: February 04, 2017, 06:24:06 am »
<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PGBgVvmfKvM" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PGBgVvmfKvM</a>

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That quote is actualy very witty, Celdur. I suggest you use that in your signature.

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« Reply #22 on: February 04, 2017, 07:03:51 am »
I would love to show that video to someone from the 19th century and tell them this is 21st century high culture.
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« Reply #23 on: February 05, 2017, 12:26:59 am »
You can always show Emma Morano, the oldest person still alive that was born in 1899. You may even kill her by showing her.

If you wait too long, the next person, Violet Brown, was born in March 1900, which is still technically the 19th century?

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« Reply #24 on: February 05, 2017, 12:28:50 am »
If you're quick on your feet, you can use LazyTown memes to kill them all in numerical order, oldest to youngest.

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Re: Dankest, Most Specific Meme Depository
« Reply #25 on: February 05, 2017, 12:37:59 am »
It is bizarre how I can still hear some of the words they're saying.
"Ma all the gods of furious strong be with you as you crunch opposents, and live like a windrammer as you f**k."
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« Reply #26 on: February 05, 2017, 04:04:06 pm »
<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O3pf7HCbtXo" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O3pf7HCbtXo</a>

We hit peak Number One a while ago.

Lazy Town's been around for a while and "Cooking by the Book" and "You Are a Pirate" definitely already had play on the internet but never blew up the way "We Are Number One" did. I'm still not sure what started it.
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« Reply #27 on: February 05, 2017, 06:55:32 pm »


#wholesomememes
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<Sgore> Martyk, mentally I always picture you as like, our forums bartender.
<Neoadept> I've always pictured you trapped in a tuna net

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Re: Dankest, Most Specific Meme Depository
« Reply #28 on: February 05, 2017, 07:31:46 pm »
Meanwhile I am inside that trolley, you dick!

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« Reply #29 on: February 05, 2017, 10:19:20 pm »
youll be fine dear
"Ma all the gods of furious strong be with you as you crunch opposents, and live like a windrammer as you f**k."
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« Reply #30 on: February 06, 2017, 06:20:09 am »
Meanwhile I am inside that trolley, you dick!

Are you now?

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« Reply #32 on: February 12, 2017, 06:05:34 am »
http://rarepepedirectory.com/

So on the surface this is just some collection of really ****ty, unexceptional pepes. But it has some relation to bitcoin? If there's something beyond just a ****ty database going on here I can't understand it at all. Could someone who knows anything about toasters please explain?
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« Reply #33 on: February 12, 2017, 06:18:42 am »
They're using the blockchain to try and bypass the fact that Pepes are infinitely reproducible and enforce scarcity. There's (also?) a meme-based cryptocurrency version but there are plenty of those already.

It's all wholesome internet meme fun until someone comes along and uses it for money laundering.
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« Reply #34 on: February 12, 2017, 06:35:25 am »
Explain blockchain. I looked at the wikipedia article but it's full of compsci jargon which I don't understand.
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« Reply #35 on: February 12, 2017, 04:44:57 pm »
Blockchain is a distributed ledger recording all transactions involving the cryptocurrency. It allows bitcoin and other currencies to function without a central authority recording transactions because the ledger is updated any time currency is transferred from one wallet to another.

Instead of currency, those guys are using it to determine ownership of the rare Pepes they've assembled. They'll run into trouble though, because even if their Pepe's are technically unique it doesn't matter how rare a Pepe is if it isn't high-quality.
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« Reply #36 on: February 12, 2017, 04:48:56 pm »
Sam is basically right, he's just cranky.

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« Reply #38 on: February 18, 2017, 02:07:28 pm »
Sam is basically right, he's just cranky.

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« Reply #39 on: February 18, 2017, 02:55:07 pm »
Yes, I don't get these.  Good.
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« Reply #40 on: February 18, 2017, 02:59:11 pm »
typical political comic strip
"Ma all the gods of furious strong be with you as you crunch opposents, and live like a windrammer as you f**k."
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« Reply #41 on: February 18, 2017, 10:15:49 pm »
typical political comic strip

Nonsense.
Where are the lines of easily replaceable text that I can photoshop my own ideology into? 
I am under the impression the original cartoonists love it when people do that.
What meme is relevant right now? Look, just imagine I'm riffing on that. Updating signatures is exhausting.

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« Reply #42 on: February 18, 2017, 10:23:45 pm »
typical political comic strip

Nonsense.
Where are the lines of easily replaceable text that I can photoshop my own ideology into? 
I am under the impression the original cartoonists love it when people do that.

You mean like this?


"Hi, Id like to add you to my professional network on LinkedIn."

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« Reply #43 on: February 18, 2017, 10:57:48 pm »
Ok yes I have been proven wrong on that one.
What meme is relevant right now? Look, just imagine I'm riffing on that. Updating signatures is exhausting.

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« Reply #44 on: February 19, 2017, 02:22:42 am »
typical political comic strip

Nonsense.
Where are the lines of easily replaceable text that I can photoshop my own ideology into? 
I am under the impression the original cartoonists love it when people do that.

You mean like this?

*snip*

That got a genuine out loud laugh from me. You might say I loled out loud.
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« Reply #45 on: February 19, 2017, 05:51:26 am »
This is hipster faggot comedy: the thread.

Of course it isn't funny.

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« Reply #47 on: February 19, 2017, 09:48:15 pm »


i straight up don't even get this one

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« Reply #48 on: February 20, 2017, 10:09:01 pm »
i straight up don't even get this one


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« Reply #49 on: February 21, 2017, 02:02:48 am »
No way dude, you're trolling me.

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« Reply #50 on: February 21, 2017, 07:17:53 am »
Cheeki breeki.
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« Reply #51 on: February 22, 2017, 03:28:45 pm »
Sam is basically right, he's just cranky.

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« Reply #52 on: February 22, 2017, 03:45:25 pm »
OH MAN NOAM!

Hey Sam, do they have Girl Scout Cookies over there in Euro? You know the ones, you've seen then when here, right?

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« Reply #53 on: February 22, 2017, 03:49:38 pm »
Nope.
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« Reply #54 on: February 22, 2017, 03:51:20 pm »
i know of them from the television
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« Reply #55 on: February 22, 2017, 03:55:08 pm »
I just had one, it was delicious. You guys should also have businesses disguised as interest groups for young girls and boys, but who really are just being used to market products to their friends and neighbors.

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« Reply #56 on: February 22, 2017, 03:58:01 pm »
Nah here youth groups are mostly just a cover for paedophiles. Especially in Ireland.
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« Reply #57 on: February 22, 2017, 04:01:05 pm »
Oh yeah I've heard about the Irish.

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« Reply #58 on: February 23, 2017, 03:45:53 pm »
<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NAh9oLs67Cw" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NAh9oLs67Cw</a>

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That quote is actualy very witty, Celdur. I suggest you use that in your signature.

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« Reply #59 on: June 05, 2017, 03:09:28 am »
This didn't get the attention it so richly deserves when I posted it in the tv thread:

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