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Offline Slinky

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Re: Must Write Bad Poetry
« Reply #30 on: November 29, 2016, 03:41:58 pm »
wow this is what death feels like because i just died

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Re: Must Write Bad Poetry
« Reply #31 on: November 29, 2016, 03:46:38 pm »
Nah but for real that was a pretty good rap.

Definitely worth the two hours it took you to write it.
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Re: Must Write Bad Poetry
« Reply #32 on: November 29, 2016, 03:48:41 pm »
I think it was more like 30 minutes (I assume you did the same), but for real, is there any way for you to check that as a mod? Like time between a post was started and submitted? I'm curious how long it actually took

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Re: Must Write Bad Poetry
« Reply #33 on: November 29, 2016, 04:17:59 pm »
Don't think I can do that, no.

And full disclosure, the longer post I did took me less than ten minutes. I just stream of consciousness poop that sort of thing out and it shows.
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Re: Must Write Bad Poetry
« Reply #34 on: November 29, 2016, 04:24:27 pm »
well i was busy smoking weed and ****ing and also mine was better so there

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Re: Must Write Bad Poetry
« Reply #35 on: November 30, 2016, 03:16:12 am »
On the subject of Skifree, you've got no yeti qualities
I'm the 2 meter people eater, you're a lanky Tennant wannabe
And your jab about my peepee is a sign of your own insecurity
(and statistically, genetically, you've probably got much less than me)

But that's irrelevant, and juvenile, so stay a while, and listen
Like Diablo my verse spitting DPS is one thousand bars a minute
You say you're Bowie, he was a glam god, but I don't like your sound
Hold you back so easy the only kind of bow you are is compound

You best be careful, you walk a fine line between passable raps and ****ty rhymes
If I were you I'd take back those jibes, pull a Max Caulfield, be kind and rewind
If I went downhill as fast as you did I could cover 30 miles coasting
So up your game or get off this thread and quit your ****ing posting

fix your flow

do you know what meter is
No way dude, you're trolling me.

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Re: Must Write Bad Poetry
« Reply #36 on: November 30, 2016, 03:19:08 am »
Homosexuality goes against gods plan
It was Adam and Eve, not Adam and Stan

If you've gotta be gay, at least keep it hid
Cause the last thing I want is to explain it to my kid

Men marry women: that's the way it's always been?
Alternative lifestyle? No, it's just unclean!

Catholic. Protestant, whatever the creed,
All Christian folk have a responsibility to breed

A good Christian woman should recognise her place:
Squeezing out babies at a reasonable pace

Yo I'm not being sexist I'm just spittin facts
Women should be cooking not allowed to relax

One more thing we gotta keep the races pure
It's the only peaceful way to prevent a race war
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Re: Must Write Bad Poetry
« Reply #37 on: November 30, 2016, 06:07:45 am »
meter is less important in rap because it's informal

also
>rhyming "pure" with "war"

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Re: Must Write Bad Poetry
« Reply #38 on: November 30, 2016, 07:09:00 am »
meter is less important in rap because it's informal

also
>rhyming "pure" with "war"

yeah but it just sounds better

for example the third line works better without "your own"
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Re: Must Write Bad Poetry
« Reply #39 on: November 30, 2016, 08:18:32 am »
"your own"?

look again...


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Re: Must Write Bad Poetry
« Reply #40 on: November 30, 2016, 08:29:09 am »
Last Edit: Today at 04:17:26 pm by Slinky
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Re: Must Write Bad Poetry
« Reply #41 on: November 30, 2016, 08:37:07 am »
Quote from: Black Twitter
I AM GAY AND BORING AND I LIE CONSTANTLY

sorry what was that?

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Re: Must Write Bad Poetry
« Reply #42 on: December 03, 2016, 08:32:44 am »
The cartilage cage around my tiny, oaken heart has
burst.
and my wooden blood crashes into my bones
why is it so very greasy? why isn't it clean?
i know.
it burns when sparked. i can feel it.
it freezes when it's in the frost.
i feel it.
every moment of all days.
broken rythm, always
THERE.

and honestly that is all you could reasonably expect.

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Re: Must Write Bad Poetry
« Reply #43 on: December 10, 2016, 05:44:11 am »
Dance, dance, dance, dance
But don't
Move, and you can't
Beat
Your heart faster
And you can't
Move
And you can't
Move, and you can't
Go, and you can't
Move, and you can't
You can't
STOP!

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Re: Must Write Bad Poetry
« Reply #44 on: December 10, 2016, 05:49:11 am »
Looks like the lyrics to a daft punk b-side or something.

Find someone to set it to music, you'll be a JILLIONAIRE.
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