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Offline Great Distance

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Re: Must Write Bad Poetry
« Reply #15 on: November 08, 2016, 08:27:50 am »
I made this poem in Finnish, so the translation may be clunky. :P

Can I be proud of myself now
My father, who has left this earth
Now, do you believe in me
Now, do you yell at me

Someone like me
Shouting for anger and grief
Full of rage and mischief
Are you for
Or against me

Father, where did you go
Why did you not listen
How could you do away with your life
How could you
Not love me

And so you live on in me
Though I seek for you wherever I may go
There's not other place you can be

Than in anger
And in me

And so I hold on
To those few
Who are the opposite of you

Father,
I scream at you
Father,
You scream at me

But now you are gone
I scream at
Only me

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Re: Must Write Bad Poetry
« Reply #16 on: November 13, 2016, 09:24:52 pm »
I might see about recording the next few times I free-style (rapping), and see about transcribing it. Might send it to here if I like it.

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Re: Must Write Bad Poetry
« Reply #17 on: November 27, 2016, 04:01:05 pm »
"In the night there are tigers"

And so it all collapses with a single breath
The ground, it heaves
Shivering sends a crack in my heart
In darkness and light I see

In the night there are tigers
Yell and roar at me
Get out faster than I can
But it won't leave

I see a single moment
A night, a dream
Moves away without a single step
But it won't leave

So it was over before it starts
Yell and roar at me
You know you won't get too far
It won't leave
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Re: Must Write Bad Poetry
« Reply #18 on: November 27, 2016, 04:25:48 pm »
"A Candle Light"

What I hold is a candle light
A torch of my desire
Though it used to burn so bright
There is no admire

Darkness lurks in the night
Casting shadows on the wall
Moves onto me and grips me so tight
Dancing around and burning all

The truth goes around your head
Twisting every bend
Whisper, whisper, whisper, whisper
Will the voices ever end

Hold onto me, my candle light
Keep me safe from the harm
Look at me and give me life
When I lose you, I lose all

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Re: Must Write Bad Poetry
« Reply #19 on: November 27, 2016, 11:41:42 pm »
Now baby I'm The Ripper your baby daddy's worst nightmare
Catch me by the Claire I'll be right there
Niggas copy everything we say
Louis frames, eyes lower than my GPA
Ridin' and Swervin', kush I'm blowin
Doors wide, my trunk bump like Eddie Road
I don't cake hoes I never tip tha stripper
I'm rich bitch, but you can call me cheap tha ripper
Shell toes? Yes
P.R.P.S There's a man riding a horse on top of my chest
polo fresh, I am z' man
I be slam dunkin' tanqueray shots with LeBron
I told niggas to keep it Carmello OK?
Rode past Dave's told them hello and hey
Me and Cash on somethin' old on 23's hoe
Back windows say MAMA MEL BICHO
Skateboarders grind, I grind too
Thats why you can catch me in DC shoes
I quit the team, but believe im ballin'
Want a verse? Put up a stack or quit callin'
30's on my Chevrolet call me supa dupa
Garage like roots I got more whips than Kunta
Rivera sittin on the Bulls best hoopa
Ya'll still ridin 20's? ya'll some oompa loompas
Doors swang on niggas that got bad behavior
my 4 15's woke up the neighbors
Interior crocodile alligator
I drive a Chevrolet movie theater

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Re: Must Write Bad Poetry
« Reply #20 on: November 28, 2016, 02:53:19 am »
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH ****

*Starts doing spin moves on a cardboard box*

A challenger appears, I'll school your ass in verse
chk-chk blasting your tired butt like Chip's Challenge pushing you in a hearse,
Putting your ass on the Ritz you better cheez-it
I'm the dopest mofo this side of defunct game forums, best believe it
I swerve like skifree, eat bitches like that weird yeti
I got fat stacks of cash and you got a small pee-pee
I consume cognac in inadvisably large quantities then wash it down with some ****ty heavily branded sparkling wine or liquor 'cuz fame is a comodity
Your time's up. Time is an arrow and I'm more bow-ey than Space Oddity
My fletching's on fleek, my rhymes are unique
grey poupon.

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Re: Must Write Bad Poetry
« Reply #21 on: November 28, 2016, 03:38:22 am »
oh my god you dork

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Re: Must Write Bad Poetry
« Reply #22 on: November 28, 2016, 10:49:20 am »
Hear that everyone? That's the sound of a Slinky getting incinerated.
Sam is basically right, he's just cranky.

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Re: Must Write Bad Poetry
« Reply #23 on: November 28, 2016, 11:49:53 am »
mmm crispy


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Re: Must Write Bad Poetry
« Reply #24 on: November 28, 2016, 02:59:38 pm »
Hear that everyone? That's the sound of a Slinky getting incinerated.

ur the one getting incinerated bc i spit hot fire when i copy paste other peoples lyrics

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Re: Must Write Bad Poetry
« Reply #25 on: November 28, 2016, 03:29:40 pm »
slinky u died tho

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Re: Must Write Bad Poetry
« Reply #26 on: November 28, 2016, 06:07:53 pm »
what do you want me to do, rap back at him?

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Re: Must Write Bad Poetry
« Reply #27 on: November 29, 2016, 09:29:16 am »
Yes.

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Re: Must Write Bad Poetry
« Reply #28 on: November 29, 2016, 02:36:14 pm »
On the subject of Skifree, you've got no yeti qualities
I'm the 2 meter people eater, you're a lanky Tennant wannabe
And your jab about my peepee is a sign of insecurity
(and statistically, genetically, you've probably got much less than me)

But that's irrelevant, and juvenile, so stay a while, and listen
Like Diablo my verse spitting DPS is one thousand bars a minute
You say you're Bowie, he was a glam god, but I don't like your sound
Hold you back so easy the only kind of bow you are is compound

You best be careful, you walk a fine line between passable raps and ****ty rhymes
If I were you I'd take back those jibes, pull a Max Caulfield, be kind and rewind
If I went downhill as fast as you did I could cover 30 miles coasting
So up your game or get off this thread and quit your ****ing posting

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Re: Must Write Bad Poetry
« Reply #29 on: November 29, 2016, 03:30:55 pm »
Old meme: I post that.

Sam is basically right, he's just cranky.