Fox hunting was barbaric. Foxes are just as smart as humans, smarter actually, and fully capable of using computers now we- they have developed paw-keyboard interfaces.
So anyway, in completely unrelated news I hear the EU has banned the export of grapes from the south to the north of Europe because of shortages. I personally don't care because I bet those dumb grapes are sour and disgusting. I don't need grapes anyway because my homeboy brer wolf has finally got a FOOLPROOF plan to catch and eat that smug prick brer rabbit.