Author Topic: It's 2026 in this thread (Read 6144 times)

Krakow Sam · « **on:** March 17, 2016, 06:03:05 am »

So, are we starting a 2036 thread?

emmet · « **Reply #1 on:** March 17, 2016, 06:10:13 am »

Did anyone else only get half their allotted ration tokens this month?

Krakow Sam · « **Reply #2 on:** March 17, 2016, 06:41:15 am »

Yeah, the failure of the kale crop really hit my region hard. $:-\$

emmet · « **Reply #3 on:** March 17, 2016, 06:46:11 am »

I'm so sick of eating only nutrient blocks.

eropS · « **Reply #4 on:** March 17, 2016, 08:14:14 am »

Haven't heard from Brandon since Florida fully submerged, hope he made it into the refugee zone

/lurk · « **Reply #5 on:** March 17, 2016, 09:21:30 am »

What was the point of building all those walls if you're just letting people in now?

Ultimatum · « **Reply #6 on:** March 17, 2016, 09:47:45 am »

Can't believe VR killed traditional video games,I miss using a mouse and keyboard

emmet · « **Reply #7 on:** March 17, 2016, 11:24:18 am »

Yeah, and I can't believe it turned out that VR turns you gay.

Krakow Sam · « **Reply #8 on:** March 17, 2016, 12:06:58 pm »

I can't believe after all the failed VR predictions in 2006 people kept predicting VR would ever take off.

Cobra · « **Reply #9 on:** March 17, 2016, 02:00:13 pm »

Well now my daughter is old enough to play Mario Kart. All she wants to do is hang out with her friends now.

PatMan33 · « **Reply #10 on:** March 17, 2016, 02:06:45 pm »

Swag.

Oh wait, I'm dead.

/lurk · « **Reply #11 on:** March 17, 2016, 05:44:40 pm »

Pat sure is lucky.

The rest of us have to persist in the doomed world we have created.

Ultimatum · « **Reply #12 on:** March 17, 2016, 05:54:15 pm »

all your fault /lurk

you didn't listen

Krakow Sam · « **Reply #13 on:** March 17, 2016, 06:23:10 pm »

Quote from: /lurk on March 17, 2016, 05:44:40 pm

Pat sure is lucky.

The rest of us have to persist in the doomed world we have created.

We created? Nono, Pat knew what he was doing when he pulled that trigger. HE made this world.

Rysworld · « **Reply #14 on:** March 17, 2016, 07:20:06 pm »

I found a working computer. Hi, everybody.

Not sure any of you need to be told this, with the walls, but if you were thinking of moving near the Greater Mojave Zone, don't.

There's another expansion event happening soon. Anyone nearer to here than Phoenix is going to be joining me, in here.

No, I can't say how I know. Trust me. Leave.

Bye, everybody.

Inkling · « **Reply #15 on:** March 17, 2016, 09:52:12 pm »

Quote from: eropS on March 17, 2016, 08:14:14 am

Haven't heard from Brandon since Florida fully submerged, hope he made it into the refugee zone

He's probably on another gay VR binge, I wouldn't worry about it.

So what movies are you all looking forward to this year? Honestly, I'm surprised it took them this long to get around to doing another Harry Potter remake.

Krakow Sam · « **Reply #16 on:** March 18, 2016, 02:11:05 am »

Ey fellas, looks what I found lying in the street outside my domicile cube.

I'm rich!

emmet · « **Reply #17 on:** March 18, 2016, 05:03:00 am »

Is that French on the tubs to the left? Man, that stuff must be like a decade old!

eropS · « **Reply #18 on:** March 18, 2016, 07:06:53 am »

Harry Potter wasn't that great the first time I'm not that excited about round two, probably going to use media tokens on Avengers: Thanos Returns Again.

emmet · « **Reply #19 on:** March 18, 2016, 08:19:26 am »

You mean round 3?

PatMan33 · « **Reply #20 on:** March 18, 2016, 08:21:06 am »

I wrote myself out of this topic early.

Now I regret my decision.

Ultimatum · « **Reply #21 on:** March 18, 2016, 08:52:54 am »

Guys,guys!

Valve has confirmed Half life 3!

Lookatroopa · « **Reply #22 on:** March 18, 2016, 09:55:55 am »

y'know, living underwater isnt half as bad, 'specially now that we get vaccinated for drowning. shame about those anti-vaxxers, though

Krakow Sam · « **Reply #23 on:** March 18, 2016, 11:30:47 am »

Quote from: Ultimatum on March 18, 2016, 08:52:54 am

Guys,guys!

Valve has confirmed Half life 3!

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GEStsLJZhzo" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GEStsLJZhzo</a>

Brandonazz · « **Reply #24 on:** March 18, 2016, 03:11:36 pm »

Took them long enough. I already have 1000 hours in TF3.

/lurk · « **Reply #25 on:** March 18, 2016, 06:09:37 pm »

I can't believe people are still distracted by consumer products while the world burns down around them.

We deserve this.

PatMan33 · « **Reply #26 on:** March 18, 2016, 09:07:40 pm »

Dreamfall was right!

Ultimatum · « **Reply #27 on:** March 19, 2016, 11:17:22 am »

Disney just purchased Nintendo for billions,never thought I'd see the day.

PatMan33 · « **Reply #28 on:** March 19, 2016, 11:38:24 am »

Billions sounds about right.

Nintendo and Disney are made for one another.

Ultimatum · « **Reply #29 on:** March 19, 2016, 04:10:34 pm »

The Afican elephant population is now down to the last 100

Inkling · « **Reply #30 on:** March 19, 2016, 05:16:46 pm »

But the Mammoth population is booming!

Krakow Sam · « **Reply #31 on:** March 19, 2016, 05:50:20 pm »

Quote from: Ultimatum on March 19, 2016, 11:17:22 am

Disney just purchased Nintendo for billions,never thought I'd see the day.

I forgot to check the thread title and was googling that story and thinking you were an idiot for a second.

GUESS I WAS THE IDIOT THE WHOLE TIME.

Ultimatum · « **Reply #32 on:** March 19, 2016, 05:54:54 pm »

You're so stupid.gif

Krakow Sam · « **Reply #33 on:** March 19, 2016, 06:00:42 pm »

Who uses gifs any more? People were already mostly using webm ten years ago, and now our compression algorithms are EVEN CRAAAAZIER.

Ultimatum · « **Reply #34 on:** March 19, 2016, 06:03:06 pm »

I'm just glad they settled the issue by making it illegal to refer to gifs as Jiffs

Brandonazz · « **Reply #35 on:** March 19, 2016, 10:29:51 pm »

Yeah, that was one hell of a legal struggle with the peanut-butter company.

emmet · « **Reply #36 on:** March 20, 2016, 05:44:07 am »

Ever since the EU started openly drugging Europe's water, I feel such a strong compulsion to simply state recent news developments.

Ultimatum · « **Reply #37 on:** March 20, 2016, 07:06:18 am »

We're still in the EU,so much for that referendum

also lol at scotland trying and failing get independence

Krakow Sam · « **Reply #38 on:** March 20, 2016, 11:19:53 am »

Quote from: Sugarplum Tesla on March 20, 2016, 05:44:07 am

Ever since the EU started openly drugging Europe's water, I feel such a strong compulsion to simply state recent news developments.

Jeremy Clarkson for President of Europe.

PatMan33 · « **Reply #39 on:** March 20, 2016, 12:22:35 pm »

Dammit Mandrake!

Ultimatum · « **Reply #40 on:** March 20, 2016, 04:16:43 pm »

The simpsons just got cancelled

emmet · « **Reply #41 on:** March 20, 2016, 05:21:23 pm »

queen elizabeth just died

Brandonazz · « **Reply #42 on:** March 20, 2016, 05:23:52 pm »

Christ, finally.

Ultimatum · « **Reply #43 on:** March 20, 2016, 05:42:37 pm »

If the queen lives to 100,does she get a letter from herself?

Krakow Sam · « **Reply #44 on:** March 21, 2016, 02:36:48 am »

Quote from: Sugarplum Tesla on March 20, 2016, 05:21:23 pm

queen elizabeth just died

Ugh, I didn't read the thread title again.

emmet · « **Reply #45 on:** March 21, 2016, 02:57:21 am »

Got scared for your precious queen? Hah!

Maybe I should pay her a visit. I know where she lives...

Krakow Sam · « **Reply #46 on:** March 21, 2016, 03:59:23 am »

I dont't care about the queen my concern is that inbred retard Charles representing this country.

Inkling · « **Reply #47 on:** March 21, 2016, 11:06:26 am »

I thought he was eaten by rabid foxes in 2024. The population has been out of control since you guys got rid of fox hunting.

Krakow Sam · « **Reply #48 on:** March 21, 2016, 11:32:38 am »

Fox hunting was barbaric. Foxes are just as smart as humans, smarter actually, and fully capable of using computers now we- they have developed paw-keyboard interfaces.

So anyway, in completely unrelated news I hear the EU has banned the export of grapes from the south to the north of Europe because of shortages. I personally don't care because I bet those dumb grapes are sour and disgusting. I don't need grapes anyway because my homeboy brer wolf has finally got a FOOLPROOF plan to catch and eat that smug prick brer rabbit.

Ultimatum · « **Reply #49 on:** March 21, 2016, 11:59:02 am »

Oh hey,Argentina has invaded the Falklands again

eropS · « **Reply #50 on:** March 21, 2016, 11:59:31 am »

Oh man Sam, a Song of the South reference without Disney corp permission? Man they're gonna fine Steve now as soon as the copyright bots scan through

Ultimatum · « **Reply #51 on:** March 21, 2016, 12:04:11 pm »

What you talking about a Song of the South does not exist.

Inkling · « **Reply #52 on:** March 21, 2016, 12:17:14 pm »

At least he didn't mention the character that shall not be named. That'll get you disappeared.

Krakow Sam · « **Reply #53 on:** March 21, 2016, 12:29:28 pm »

U**** R****

emmet · « **Reply #54 on:** March 21, 2016, 03:25:23 pm »

world war 3 is over yay

emmet · « **Reply #55 on:** March 21, 2016, 03:28:42 pm »

world war 4 just started whoops

Krakow Sam · « **Reply #56 on:** March 21, 2016, 03:33:56 pm »

"Whatever weapons world war 4 is fought with, world war 5 will be fought with METAGUN: The Gun that Shoots Guns" - Mahatma Ghandi

Ultimatum · « **Reply #57 on:** March 21, 2016, 03:39:43 pm »

At least no one has menioned sunflower

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pdi3zX9DKm8" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pdi3zX9DKm8</a>

Inkling · « **Reply #58 on:** March 21, 2016, 04:57:04 pm »

*Ulti was banished for this post*

Future Neoadept · « **Reply #59 on:** March 21, 2016, 05:40:21 pm »

I don't know what you're all complaining about. You had your chance to join us in the servodome.

You can still join us. Just... Take those magnets off your doors and windows. It will be over fast. And then it all begins.

Neoadept · « **Reply #60 on:** March 21, 2016, 05:42:46 pm »

Surprise, mother****er!

*jumps out of a closet and clocks future self*

See how you like other meta-temporal iterations dropping in to wreck your ****.

Future Neoadept · « **Reply #61 on:** March 21, 2016, 05:44:58 pm »

By the race of lizard people that now rule Canada, you're annoying.

PatMan33 · « **Reply #62 on:** March 21, 2016, 06:53:34 pm »

Hey Neo!!

How have you guys been?

Brandonazz · « **Reply #63 on:** March 22, 2016, 11:49:52 pm »

Don't you mean 'how have you guys will have been?'

Krakow Sam · « **Reply #64 on:** March 23, 2016, 04:03:47 am »

Well they'd have had to have had be ok.

Ultimatum · « **Reply #65 on:** March 23, 2016, 04:52:49 pm »

North Korea has just surrendered to the South Korean government

this will be a very interesting decade.

Legodragonxp · « **Reply #66 on:** March 24, 2016, 10:20:25 pm »

Kieth Richards is going to be on Dancing With The Stars again but this time he is paired with Betty White because she is younger looking that Lindsey Lohan.

-Lego

PatMan33 · « **Reply #67 on:** March 25, 2016, 08:24:16 am »

Quote from: Legodragonxp on March 24, 2016, 10:20:25 pm

Lindsey Lohan

How did Leatherface get out?

PatMan33 · « **Reply #68 on:** November 04, 2016, 05:34:52 am »

So, I was just sitting here and had a thought.

Probably some time within our lives, we'll be able to click and drag a cinema-length movie file into our browser and host it on some website. We'll do it in a very short span of time and we will be posting it on our webzone in between open and close brackets as if we were posting an .gif on a forum.

Krakow Sam · « **Reply #69 on:** November 04, 2016, 12:15:14 pm »

Well assuming within out lives we don't find an urgent need to re-learn medieval farming techniques...

Rysworld · « **Reply #70 on:** November 04, 2016, 12:58:13 pm »

Medieval? You're thinking too far forward.

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TTcXhYHmOx8" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TTcXhYHmOx8</a>

Slinky · « **Reply #71 on:** November 17, 2016, 10:22:36 pm »

have you guys seen the weather lately? this morning i looked up at the sky and it was the color of a television when you're like, not streaming anything to it or something

Krakow Sam · « **Reply #72 on:** November 18, 2016, 12:11:52 am »

Television?

Do you mean "In-eye display?"

Slinky · « **Reply #73 on:** November 18, 2016, 10:12:18 am »

Quote from: Krakow Sam on November 18, 2016, 12:11:52 am

Television?

Do you mean "In-eye display?"

In-eye display?

Do you mean "Google Glass 2: Glass Harder"?