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Re: Steven Universe! - Hot silicon ass
« Reply #435 on: May 31, 2017, 05:39:01 pm »
Maybe the color diamonds are like space queens, and White is the Empress.  If you make White get involved, everyone is screwed.
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« Reply #436 on: May 31, 2017, 05:46:42 pm »
We still haven't seen White Diamond.

Smart money is on the woman behind the curtain.

Next to nobody in the show has even mentioned her either.
I've had a theory that they're fighting a war out there in space and aren't necessarily evil. Maybe she's out on the front.
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« Reply #437 on: May 31, 2017, 05:50:53 pm »
I dont think White Diamond exists physically,she's the diamond that embodies all of the empire,rather like when people refer to countries as a She and have characters like Britannia,Marianne(france) or the Statue of liberty

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« Reply #438 on: May 31, 2017, 06:26:09 pm »
Maybe WD was what they called the fusion between yellow, blue, and pink?
I dunno.
edit: actually i think pink was already dead when they sang that song during the war or something eghslnbkngs

I wanna see more pink zombie Lars.
He went from lame douchebag townie to best bro.
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« Reply #439 on: May 31, 2017, 06:47:21 pm »
I wonder if Steven will be taking people on field trips to visit Lars.

And I agree with your theory, Gauph.  Gems appear to be artificial and highly weaponized.  The question is, who made them and for what purpose.?
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« Reply #440 on: May 31, 2017, 07:23:57 pm »
Peridot does say they're designed to conquer other worlds.  My current theory is that they won the war they were designed to fight.  Not sure if their creators didn't make it that far, met some unfortunate fate afterward, or achieved a state where they no longer had to care, but they're probably not around anymore.  Either way, it's mommy issues all the way down.
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« Reply #441 on: May 31, 2017, 08:29:30 pm »
Kinda like this?

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=enzglv8sLn8" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=enzglv8sLn8</a>

But with more singing and crying, of course.
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« Reply #442 on: May 31, 2017, 08:35:53 pm »
There were those really old ruins underneath Homeworld's surface there. Old statue was depicted with two gems. But in current times fusions are highly taboo.
Wonder what changed.

edit: what if..
what if pink diamond wanted to be shattered
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« Reply #443 on: June 03, 2017, 06:24:33 am »
Because Steven is a 100% dunkass, he forgot that Lion can also make portals, so IPTO FATSO Lars can also make portals.
Sam is basically right, he's just cranky.

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« Reply #444 on: June 03, 2017, 07:56:17 am »
can you make portals sam
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« Reply #445 on: June 03, 2017, 08:26:13 am »
Because Steven is a 100% dunkass, he forgot that Lion can also make portals, so IPTO FATSO Lars can also make portals.

yeah and one problem chief

hows lars meant to get back when Lion takes a very long nap (the moon tired him out,the journey to Homeworld will really tire him out)
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Re: Steven Universe! - Hot silicon ass
« Reply #446 on: June 03, 2017, 09:42:48 am »
can you make portals sam

No because I'm not a pink weenus.
Sam is basically right, he's just cranky.

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« Reply #447 on: July 23, 2017, 05:37:12 pm »
<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2LzrNNKswLs" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2LzrNNKswLs</a>

oh god muh dick
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« Reply #448 on: July 23, 2017, 09:15:16 pm »
Lars turned badass quickly!
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« Reply #449 on: July 24, 2017, 02:35:08 pm »
<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PYUqdkzR7DE" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PYUqdkzR7DE</a>

dont forget this trailer too

also is that pink diamond I see