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Re: Steven Universe!
« Reply #75 on: December 20, 2015, 08:09:22 am »
The episode summaries for this Steven Bomb sound really neat.  Looking forward to some solid exposition.
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Re: Steven Universe!
« Reply #76 on: December 27, 2015, 06:48:58 pm »
Meanwhile, some youtube poops.

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H98Q9VU6IEM" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H98Q9VU6IEM</a>

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uz2NUzgMvz8" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uz2NUzgMvz8</a>
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Re: Steven Universe!
« Reply #77 on: December 27, 2015, 10:24:10 pm »
Ah yes, we've reached the point in the hiatus when things start getting... weird.

Hang in there Gauph, it's almost over.
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Re: Steven Universe!
« Reply #78 on: January 04, 2016, 01:31:21 pm »
One hour to new Steven Universe!

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Re: Steven Universe!
« Reply #79 on: January 04, 2016, 05:14:24 pm »
Aw, that was sweet.


But still I feel like this wouldn't be properly punctuated without a character's demise.
I wonder who it could be.
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Re: Steven Universe!
« Reply #80 on: January 04, 2016, 06:06:18 pm »
Dogcopter.
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Re: Steven Universe!
« Reply #81 on: January 04, 2016, 07:15:59 pm »
oh god that was the best episode
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Re: Steven Universe!
« Reply #82 on: January 04, 2016, 09:36:04 pm »
omg

this show man

edit- song was pretty gay
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Re: Steven Universe!
« Reply #83 on: January 05, 2016, 05:36:32 pm »
<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7DxN9UoUa20" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7DxN9UoUa20</a>

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Re: Steven Universe!
« Reply #84 on: January 05, 2016, 06:34:04 pm »
Today's episode was good, too!  Not as much body horror as I expected.  It's Steven's birthday, so I expected pretty much constant body horror.
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Re: Steven Universe!
« Reply #85 on: January 06, 2016, 09:49:52 am »
So I started watching this dumb show you goobers like.

I guess its ok?

I have questions though.

Is mild to moderate mental retardation a symptom of being a human/mineral hybrid or is that just a coincidence?

Does anyone ever tell Pearl that pearls aren't crystals or even really gemstones?

Sam is basically right, he's just cranky.

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Re: Steven Universe!
« Reply #86 on: January 06, 2016, 10:30:52 am »
Who knows and it's sort of addressed later or at least has a thematic explanation.

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Re: Steven Universe!
« Reply #87 on: January 06, 2016, 01:22:00 pm »
He's like 12 when the show starts isn't he?  Hard to distinguish between retarded and child...

What are pearls technically?
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Re: Steven Universe!
« Reply #88 on: January 06, 2016, 03:29:38 pm »
Pearls are hardened spooge secreted by oysters and other bivalve molluscs around bits of sand or grit that get inside their shells.

Though now having looked it up on wikipedia apparently they're formed from tiny calcium carbonate crystals and do technically count as gemstones. Herp Derp.
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Re: Steven Universe!
« Reply #89 on: January 06, 2016, 03:58:26 pm »
sam you get out of here you sausage
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