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Re: Steven Universe!
« Reply #135 on: February 28, 2016, 07:15:55 am »
Sam, just because it's a horrific amalgam of mismatched limbs forged in malice doesn't mean it wasn't also a car crash victim.  I bet it wandered into an intersection.

She also didn't bat an eye at attending dinner with a six story schizophrenic.  Maybe she's just a very tolerant and inclusive person.  Ya jerk.
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Re: Steven Universe!
« Reply #136 on: February 28, 2016, 09:06:12 am »
Maybe Beach City is an island of relative normalcy in a world full of this kind of crazy junk. I wouldn't be surprised given the number of ancient gem artifacts which are probably littered across the planet.

The inhabitants could be acclimatized to this bull****.
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Re: Steven Universe!
« Reply #137 on: February 28, 2016, 10:00:31 am »
Maybe gems put out some kind of effect that blinds humans to gem craziness.
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Re: Steven Universe!
« Reply #138 on: February 28, 2016, 02:35:19 pm »
You know I kind of think that since when you see picture and video of Rose she is way more human looking than the rest.

Maybe that's how humans see gems? Idk
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Re: Steven Universe!
« Reply #139 on: May 02, 2016, 02:54:39 pm »
soon
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Re: Steven Universe!
« Reply #140 on: May 02, 2016, 03:45:11 pm »
May 12, right?
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Re: Steven Universe!
« Reply #141 on: May 02, 2016, 05:09:54 pm »
That's what they said. I'm lookin forward to it.
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Re: Steven Universe!
« Reply #142 on: May 02, 2016, 05:13:14 pm »
Maybe we'll finally see the long awaited Peridot/Morty fusion.
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Re: Steven Universe!
« Reply #143 on: May 02, 2016, 05:34:31 pm »
i'd like a peridot anyone fusion

is this going to be an episode a day thing or a bunch of episodes at once?
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Re: Steven Universe!
« Reply #144 on: May 02, 2016, 05:51:56 pm »
"Morty!  You gotta f- *urp* You gotta fuse with this gay space rock Morty!

"Aw jeez Rick I don't know!"
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Re: Steven Universe!
« Reply #145 on: May 03, 2016, 02:45:27 am »
I can't wait to see the long-speculated Amethyst/Chief Wiggum fusion.
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Re: Steven Universe!
« Reply #146 on: May 12, 2016, 03:23:32 pm »
SOON.
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Re: Steven Universe!
« Reply #147 on: May 12, 2016, 03:43:12 pm »
Soon Pearl will fuse with Homestuck in accordance with prophesy.
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Re: Steven Universe!
« Reply #148 on: May 13, 2016, 05:14:07 am »
That was a little disappointing, right? Feels like they just wrapped up two of the major conflicts as fast as possible...

But then again, this is a "4 week event" so I guess other stuff is gonna happen. But seriously, it felt like the whole cluster thing turned out to be really simple to solve. :|
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Re: Steven Universe!
« Reply #149 on: May 13, 2016, 12:17:57 pm »
I never thought the cluster was supposed to be the big bad, just the catalyst to have Peridot work with Steven to save her own skin, yet ultimately come to their side. Yellow diamond and Jasper have always seemed more like the big bads.

Plus I really like how he solved it. They did some nice foreshadowing earlier in the episode and it fit his character really well.

The other one, IDK, it didn't feel fast. They'd been looking for malachite all season till the drill, so the showdown was due and it was a good one imo
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