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Offline Great Distance

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Re: ADVENTURE COMIC
« Reply #90 on: February 03, 2016, 02:40:03 pm »
Imagine the life you never got to live and slowly forget the reality.

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« Reply #91 on: February 03, 2016, 05:51:41 pm »
A brush or a comb would do you well right now. You can't stand your tangled, matted hair any longer and ask the machine to make a quick detour to the washroom. It grants your request and uncuffs you, looming by the washroom door to ensure you don't escape. You take a moment to look in the mirror and reflect on who you were, and the life that was stolen from you.




You see a vision of your former self in the mirror - an idealized vision, perhaps, but definitely you nonetheless. Your name is Zeus Hammerspace. Captain Zeus Hammerspace, or at least you were a captain, before your sentence began. You should've been a war hero, but that was stolen from you as well - along with your crew, your ship, your title, and your freedom.
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« Reply #92 on: February 04, 2016, 02:05:30 am »
Open your "empty" socket and activate the NEMESIS EYE. Contingencies like this are why you participated in that doomed project in the first place.
Sam is basically right, he's just cranky.

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« Reply #93 on: March 15, 2016, 08:06:33 pm »


You decide not to cut your hair or shave just yet - you figure your rugged look will make you more intimidating. You do, however, find something to cover up the unsightly scar left over from the failed NEMESIS EYE project.

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Re: ADVENTURE COMIC
« Reply #94 on: March 16, 2016, 03:39:28 am »
> Attend show trial.
Sam is basically right, he's just cranky.

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« Reply #95 on: March 16, 2016, 06:06:22 pm »


The guard pushes you down the hallway further. You don't fear execution - a punishment considered backwards and barbaric by today's standards - but you dread the thought of spending the rest of your life on some dreary little mining planet on the outer rim.

(Sorry for the inconsistent/poor/unoriginal/whatever art, drawing with a mouse is hard)

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Re: ADVENTURE COMIC
« Reply #96 on: March 16, 2016, 06:10:17 pm »
Fake massive heart attack as a ruse.
Sam is basically right, he's just cranky.

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« Reply #97 on: March 16, 2016, 06:53:57 pm »


You are shoved unceremoniously into the room and up the steps to stand before the High Court of the Federation of One Thousand Suns. You are already assumed guilty with no hope of appeal. There's nothing left to do now but to await your sentence.

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Re: ADVENTURE COMIC
« Reply #98 on: March 16, 2016, 09:09:33 pm »
Look over the lamewads in this space kangaroo court.  Try to identify weaknesses that can be used to your advantage.  Make Slinky draw more people.
Probably not a Goat, either.


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« Reply #99 on: March 17, 2016, 03:42:17 am »
Slur "THEY DREW FIRST BLUUUUUAHD!" and then say you love Adrienne.
Sam is basically right, he's just cranky.

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Re: ADVENTURE COMIC
« Reply #100 on: March 21, 2016, 03:28:18 pm »
> evacuate bowels
> be the robot
No way dude, you're trolling me.

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Re: ADVENTURE COMIC
« Reply #101 on: April 20, 2016, 09:23:18 pm »

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Re: ADVENTURE COMIC
« Reply #102 on: April 20, 2016, 09:50:32 pm »
What.




>eat toast.
Probably not a Goat, either.


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« Reply #103 on: April 21, 2016, 12:51:59 am »
Open QUEST FOLIO.
Sam is basically right, he's just cranky.