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Offline Tesla

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Re: ADVENTURE COMIC
« Reply #30 on: June 12, 2015, 09:45:53 am »
Right. And then wet yourself.

(and find money)
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« Reply #31 on: June 12, 2015, 10:09:32 am »
No don't wet yourself. Punch yourself in the boob for even entertaining such a stupid thought!
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« Reply #32 on: June 12, 2015, 12:54:37 pm »
check if the driveway
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Re: ADVENTURE COMIC
« Reply #33 on: June 12, 2015, 04:03:55 pm »
Does Dave have any pets?  If so, retrieve pet(s) and throw on sleeping Dave to wake him up.
Probably not a Goat, either.


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Re: ADVENTURE COMIC
« Reply #34 on: June 13, 2015, 07:30:28 pm »


You walk up the stairs, trying not to notice the ache in your left boob. You look over and see Dave's cat, Math. Retrieving him is possible, but it's going to require some effort, as he's a slippery little thing.

You hear muffled music from Dave's room.

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qcWKZTI9OC4" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qcWKZTI9OC4</a>


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Re: ADVENTURE COMIC
« Reply #35 on: June 13, 2015, 09:04:12 pm »
Well, he probably won't hear you knocking at the door. Throwing it open might lead to an embarrassing situation, or a painful one if he has like.. one of those door mirrors and he's checking himself out in front of it or something. Lightning fast guaranteed toenail removal!

Maybe still head over to take a peek through a gap or the keyhole or something.
Not that doors these days have cartoonishly huge 19th century-style keyholes that you can actually look through anymore but hey.
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Re: ADVENTURE COMIC
« Reply #36 on: June 14, 2015, 02:25:50 am »
Master Ruse:

Get down on the ground next to the door and scratch on the lower part of the door. Your chumpish friend will think it's his cat scratching and come out to see what the problem is. With any luck he will go downstairs to feed math while you hide behind the door, allowing you to creep into his room undetected.

GENIUS.
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« Reply #37 on: June 14, 2015, 09:02:26 am »
Does the cat have money? Catch the cat.
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« Reply #38 on: June 14, 2015, 11:32:47 am »
Type "rosebud" into your cellphone, and receive a 1000 dollars/euros/whatever currency your world is using.

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« Reply #39 on: June 14, 2015, 11:39:32 am »
you type rosebud, and then you go

!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!

note, remember to leave one mistake in there

and then just hold enter for all time
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Re: ADVENTURE COMIC
« Reply #40 on: June 14, 2015, 11:43:18 am »
Gosh, I wish I could do this trick in real life right now.

Don't blame me. I learned how to live from the Sims.

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Re: ADVENTURE COMIC
« Reply #41 on: June 14, 2015, 11:52:25 am »
Eat the cat.
Probably not a Goat, either.


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Re: ADVENTURE COMIC
« Reply #42 on: June 15, 2015, 12:22:20 pm »
(might be a bit, gonna be busy for a while, sorry)

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Re: ADVENTURE COMIC
« Reply #43 on: June 15, 2015, 01:28:43 pm »
It takes a while to properly prepare a cat.
Probably not a Goat, either.


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« Reply #44 on: June 15, 2015, 01:42:01 pm »
While preparing the cat, create your own original recipe and base your cat meat restaurant around it.