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Offline Slinky

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Re: ADVENTURE COMIC
« Reply #15 on: June 09, 2015, 09:14:39 pm »


You can see Dave's house across the street.

You notice that Mom still hasn't taken down the Christmas decorations. To be fair, winter goes well into April here, but it's mid-June already.


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Re: ADVENTURE COMIC
« Reply #16 on: June 09, 2015, 11:59:31 pm »
Visit Dave's house.

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Re: ADVENTURE COMIC
« Reply #17 on: June 10, 2015, 08:30:05 am »
find a way to make a lot of money
No way dude, you're trolling me.

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Re: ADVENTURE COMIC
« Reply #18 on: June 10, 2015, 02:51:56 pm »
Eat the rest of the box of Adequate-Os.
Probably not a Goat, either.


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Re: ADVENTURE COMIC
« Reply #19 on: June 10, 2015, 02:58:12 pm »
Do all of the above suggestions at once.

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Re: ADVENTURE COMIC
« Reply #20 on: June 10, 2015, 04:30:34 pm »
 No, the other thing.
Sam is basically right, he's just cranky.

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Re: ADVENTURE COMIC
« Reply #21 on: June 10, 2015, 05:29:27 pm »


You pour the rest of the Adequate-Os into a bowl and work on finishing them off as you amble over to Dave's house. It looks like his mom left the door open on the way out, or he did.

You don't know how to make a lot of money yet, but you do step on a five dollar bill.

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Re: ADVENTURE COMIC
« Reply #22 on: June 11, 2015, 12:41:24 am »
Better shut the door so as to practise good home securi-

Nah stop kidding yourself it's home invasion time knowhatI'msayin'?!
Sam is basically right, he's just cranky.

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Re: ADVENTURE COMIC
« Reply #23 on: June 11, 2015, 02:20:59 am »
1) try to make more money
2) home invasion, dont be seen
3) get into bed with dave, dont be seen
No way dude, you're trolling me.

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Re: ADVENTURE COMIC
« Reply #24 on: June 11, 2015, 12:33:16 pm »


There's a wallet sitting on the coffee table in Dave's living room. Your conscience says no, but your lust for wealth says yes.

Dave's room is upstairs, so you'll have to be up there before you can sneak into his warm cozy bed...


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« Last Edit: June 11, 2015, 04:07:37 pm by Slinky »

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Re: ADVENTURE COMIC
« Reply #25 on: June 11, 2015, 02:07:00 pm »
Leave the wallet. Sneak into Dave's bed, solicit for sex, profit.

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Re: ADVENTURE COMIC
« Reply #26 on: June 11, 2015, 02:16:32 pm »
Take any money in the wallet and then solicit for sex.

And if you can make any more money along the way, so much the better.
No way dude, you're trolling me.

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Re: ADVENTURE COMIC
« Reply #27 on: June 11, 2015, 02:51:32 pm »
But what about your dumb boyfriend?
Probably not a Goat, either.


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Re: ADVENTURE COMIC
« Reply #28 on: June 12, 2015, 09:02:03 am »


You can't bring yourself to take anything just yet - ethics are getting in the way. You do, however, empty the wallet. You find a 50, a couple of singles, Ms. Brant's driver's license, her credit card, some kind of rewards card for the grocery store, a picture of Dave that appears to be at least three years old, some change, and a hairpin.

You're also not entirely sure about this whole sex thing, so you put that on the back burner for the moment.


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Re: ADVENTURE COMIC
« Reply #29 on: June 12, 2015, 09:44:46 am »
Whoa who said anything about sex, just climb into bed stealthily next to him and then wake him up with a gentle caress of the face. To creep him out.
Sam is basically right, he's just cranky.