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Offline Slinky

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Re: ADVENTURE COMIC
« Reply #60 on: January 07, 2016, 02:31:26 pm »
Yes this.  Steal clothes and shout at people.



You tuck the clothes away and throw the door to Dave's room open, letting out an ear-piercing screech. Dave jumps, startled, and stares at you incredulously.

dave: dude what the ****, man

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« Reply #61 on: January 07, 2016, 03:06:43 pm »
I forget why we were even here.  Guess I should go back and read this thing.
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« Reply #62 on: January 07, 2016, 03:07:51 pm »
Put the empty bowl on his head so he can't see when you steal everything in his room.

It worked in Skyrim.

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« Reply #63 on: January 07, 2016, 03:34:26 pm »
Play it off like it was a really slick, well-orchestrated prank. "Har har, really had you going there bro"


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Sam is basically right, he's just cranky.

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« Reply #64 on: January 07, 2016, 03:44:36 pm »


You gingerly place the bowl over Dave's head and take a look around. There's such a mess here that it's going to be difficult to find anything of value.

abby: really, uh, really gotcha going there, you shoulda seen the look on your face, man
dave: haha

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Re: ADVENTURE COMIC
« Reply #65 on: January 08, 2016, 07:45:38 am »
There's gotta be some money somewhere. Keep looking.
No way dude, you're trolling me.

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Re: ADVENTURE COMIC
« Reply #66 on: January 08, 2016, 08:33:39 am »
Compliment him on his new hat so he'll be pleased and won't take it off, giving you more time.

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Re: ADVENTURE COMIC
« Reply #67 on: January 12, 2016, 03:09:34 pm »


Knowing Dave, he won't have any money, but you manage to procure a few interesting items. You still don't want to steal anything (in fact, those clothes you grabbed in a panic will be going back in the laundry basket on the way out), but Dave might let you borrow some of these things.

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Re: ADVENTURE COMIC
« Reply #68 on: January 12, 2016, 03:17:57 pm »
Gotta check what's on that flash drive.

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Re: ADVENTURE COMIC
« Reply #69 on: January 12, 2016, 03:28:59 pm »
Ask Dave to borrow is thumb drive "for secret reasons I can't explain right now..."
Sam is basically right, he's just cranky.

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« Reply #70 on: January 12, 2016, 05:58:46 pm »
Don't you dare put those clothes back.

Put the thumb drive on your thumb and show it to Dave.
No way dude, you're trolling me.

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Re: ADVENTURE COMIC
« Reply #71 on: January 12, 2016, 09:45:27 pm »
Check your messages you jerk.
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Re: ADVENTURE COMIC
« Reply #72 on: January 13, 2016, 03:49:13 am »
Don't you dare put those clothes back.

Put the thumb drive on your thumb and show it to Dave.

Tell Dave you know a guy named Emmet over the internet and the thumb drive is the size of his fully turgid dingdong (use those exact words). Find a sharpie and write "Emmet's Schlong" on the drive.
Sam is basically right, he's just cranky.

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Re: ADVENTURE COMIC
« Reply #73 on: January 13, 2016, 03:27:07 pm »


The joke falls flat. For some reason, in your head, it seemed less painfully unfunny.



You try to label the thumb drive so it more clearly resembles a fully turgid dingdong, but your hand slips. You decide to tuck it away for later, just in case you want to see what's on it.

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« Last Edit: January 13, 2016, 03:30:49 pm by Slinky »

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Re: ADVENTURE COMIC
« Reply #74 on: January 13, 2016, 04:06:37 pm »
I call it "Big Data"  ;)

Message Amy back: "I am bringing him to you now. Prep the theatre for dick transplant."

Also we should probably go to school? Is that what we're meant to be doing?
« Last Edit: January 19, 2016, 09:39:24 am by Krakow Sam »
Sam is basically right, he's just cranky.