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Offline Slinky

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Re: ADVENTURE COMIC
« Reply #45 on: June 18, 2015, 12:44:30 pm »
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Type "rosebud" into your cellphone, and receive a 1000 dollars/euros/whatever currency your world is using.



Yeah, well, that's a great idea and all, but unfortunately the real world doesn't work like a videogame.



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Re: ADVENTURE COMIC
« Reply #46 on: June 18, 2015, 03:53:34 pm »
Open Character Sheet. See if you can buy some perks with that XP Guuuuurl.
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Re: ADVENTURE COMIC
« Reply #47 on: June 18, 2015, 04:46:39 pm »
Ok, let's cut to the chase. All guys secretly want to date their own mother. That's like, psychology 101. That's pre-psych. Go raid Dave's mom's wardrobe and like, her purse and everything.
No way dude, you're trolling me.

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Re: ADVENTURE COMIC
« Reply #48 on: June 19, 2015, 10:59:53 am »
Maybe still head over to take a peek through a gap or the keyhole or something.
check if the driveway



While pondering all the master plans you've been cooking up, you decide to examine your surroundings. However, it seems that the door to Dave's room is closed, and you're in a hallway with no way to look outside.

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Re: ADVENTURE COMIC
« Reply #49 on: June 19, 2015, 02:36:08 pm »
Clearly, I'm the most important perk.
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Re: ADVENTURE COMIC
« Reply #50 on: June 20, 2015, 06:58:56 am »
Ok, let's cut to the chase. All guys secretly want to date their own mother. That's like, psychology 101. That's pre-psych. Go raid Dave's mom's wardrobe and like, her purse and everything.

Yes, do this, dress as Dave's mom, then call Dave on his phone to open the door. He needs to see something that will make his jaw drop.

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Re: ADVENTURE COMIC
« Reply #51 on: June 20, 2015, 09:45:18 am »
Jesus, check your messages already or something.
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Re: ADVENTURE COMIC
« Reply #52 on: June 29, 2015, 11:51:18 am »
(busy recently, sorry guys. didn't forget)

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Re: ADVENTURE COMIC
« Reply #53 on: December 31, 2015, 04:15:00 pm »
haha **** i forgot about this

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Re: ADVENTURE COMIC
« Reply #54 on: December 31, 2015, 04:22:43 pm »
Well then start updating it again you jerk.  Do that and maybe I'll start updating my dumb adventure thread, too.
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Re: ADVENTURE COMIC
« Reply #55 on: December 31, 2015, 04:23:10 pm »
DAMN IT SLINKY

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Re: ADVENTURE COMIC
« Reply #56 on: December 31, 2015, 11:26:13 pm »
It's not like I want you to update this or anything b-baka

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Re: ADVENTURE COMIC
« Reply #57 on: January 05, 2016, 04:58:57 pm »
DAMN IT SLINKY

YOU WERE THE CHOSEN ONE!

Yes, do this, dress as Dave's mom, then call Dave on his phone to open the door. He needs to see something that will make his jaw drop.



While rummaging through Ms. Brant's laundry basket, you seem to have lost track of time. You're not sure how long it's been since you were upstairs, but you're suddenly surprised by the sound of her car pulling up in the driveway. Panicking, you manage to grab a pullover Packers sweatshirt and a rather tacky floral-patterned blouse. You hear more muffled music from Dave's room. You've been away so long, in fact, it seems his music taste has shifted forward an entire decade.

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tXhmwMdUKfA" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tXhmwMdUKfA</a>

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Re: ADVENTURE COMIC
« Reply #58 on: January 06, 2016, 02:07:00 am »
Add mom's clothes to your inventory, they may come in handy later.

Barge into Dave's room and just yell at him really loud to make him jump. No time for elaborate schemes any more.
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Re: ADVENTURE COMIC
« Reply #59 on: January 06, 2016, 07:04:50 pm »
Yes this.  Steal clothes and shout at people.
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