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Re: 2016 Elections
« Reply #720 on: February 24, 2016, 07:39:54 pm »
Probably not a Goat, either.


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Re: 2016 Elections
« Reply #721 on: February 24, 2016, 08:07:56 pm »
Did The Onion change its name to Time?




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Re: 2016 Elections
« Reply #722 on: February 24, 2016, 08:22:13 pm »
I know, right?  I can't tell what's real anymore.
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Re: 2016 Elections
« Reply #723 on: February 25, 2016, 06:14:01 pm »
DEBATE NIGHT!  Tequila shots for everybody!
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Re: 2016 Elections
« Reply #724 on: February 25, 2016, 07:25:26 pm »
Trump is speaking some sense tonight and monopolizing a lot of the attention again. Cruz and Rubio are attacking Trump all they can in hopes of getting any kind of foothold. This is their last chance. Kasich is doing his own thing. Carson showed up.




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Re: 2016 Elections
« Reply #725 on: February 26, 2016, 07:53:20 am »



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Re: 2016 Elections
« Reply #726 on: February 26, 2016, 08:01:39 am »
So it's election day over here. Just voted. My number one was a woman who's only known to a lot of people for proposing to her wife on TV on the day we passed the same sex marriage referendum.

My dad referred to her as "that crazy woman" when I told her I was voting for her, and his only reasoning for saying that was her proposing to a woman on TV. ::)

People seem way friendlier on election day. So many knowing smiles and nods from complete strangers on the way to the polling station.
No way dude, you're trolling me.

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Re: 2016 Elections
« Reply #727 on: February 26, 2016, 08:19:50 am »
Lesbians are always faking love in order to get to a higher office.

It's like their thing.

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Re: 2016 Elections
« Reply #728 on: February 26, 2016, 08:34:26 am »
Yeah man, sick of the cabinet and both the upper and lower houses constantly being stuffed with lesbians. When is the straight man going to get a break???  >:(

Sam is basically right, he's just cranky.

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Re: 2016 Elections
« Reply #729 on: February 26, 2016, 09:30:59 am »
NEWS FLASH: GAY PEOPLE WON, SO I CAN MAKE FUN OF THEM AS MUCH AS I MAKE FUN OF EVERYONE ELSE.


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Re: 2016 Elections
« Reply #730 on: February 26, 2016, 12:49:28 pm »
and they get the right to make fun of you whenever they want

it's only fair



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Re: 2016 Elections
« Reply #732 on: February 27, 2016, 07:40:44 am »
and they get the right to make fun of you whenever they want

No.

I am the decider. I make the jokes.

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Re: 2016 Elections
« Reply #733 on: February 27, 2016, 10:23:06 am »
Oh man I've been watching election news all day today.

Rubio is going hardcore on "fling ****" mode. He's not as good as Trump and he comes off as a little bitch.

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Re: 2016 Elections
« Reply #734 on: February 27, 2016, 12:13:25 pm »
Well, it's not a skill set that an actual politician uses very often.  Trump eats and breathes it.
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