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Re: 2016 Elections
« Reply #510 on: February 01, 2016, 10:56:23 pm »
Personally I would not agree with a coin toss being used to decide politics. And on top of that coins are not fair! I call Foul! Foul I tell you! And the way that coin was tossed actually makes it even less fair! Rigged! Rigged!

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Re: 2016 Elections
« Reply #511 on: February 02, 2016, 02:03:39 am »
Cruz has first place with some sources calling it already, 28 or 29%.  Trump at 24 and Rubio at 23 and gaining.  Trump coming in second should already be a big blow to his ego, coming in third would be fantastic.

INK you're a moron for thinking third place is bad. Third place is terrific. I'll tell you. Uuge luxurious bronze medal. You don't have to step as high to get onto the podium. Just my opinion but some people have been saying you're a stupid moron.
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Re: 2016 Elections
« Reply #512 on: February 02, 2016, 05:40:52 am »
Just like how a tie is basically a win?

Right?  ..... right?
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Re: 2016 Elections
« Reply #513 on: February 02, 2016, 06:11:36 am »
doesnt a tie in the election mean double presidents or something

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Re: 2016 Elections
« Reply #514 on: February 02, 2016, 06:23:14 am »
double presidents

I'd watch that sitcom.
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Re: 2016 Elections
« Reply #515 on: February 02, 2016, 06:33:09 am »
Boy it sure is a good thing that climate-change denying evangelical healthcare slashing Trump lost the republican primary :^)
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Re: 2016 Elections
« Reply #516 on: February 02, 2016, 07:53:29 am »
And on top of that coins are not fair!

This was my first reaction as well. They should have used a die or a random number generator or something. Not a coin thrown by Aunt Mabel in the gymnasium.

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Re: 2016 Elections
« Reply #517 on: February 02, 2016, 08:10:44 am »
double presidents

I'd watch that sitcom.

Episode 4 - "Puddin' on the Rice": Bernie promises to behave when Don invites Vladimir for an important state dinner, but chaos ensues when a jealous Hillary spikes the presidential punch.
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Re: 2016 Elections
« Reply #518 on: February 02, 2016, 08:20:12 am »
Sam, it's like you were born to do this.

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Re: 2016 Elections
« Reply #519 on: February 02, 2016, 08:36:56 am »
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Re: 2016 Elections
« Reply #520 on: February 02, 2016, 10:00:41 am »
Sam, it's like you were born to do this.

Quote from: season 1 script
Don sits on the Oval Office couch watching his luxurious ultra-widescreen gold plated LCD tv

Bernie enters with Killer Mike *studio audience cheers*

Bernie: "Don, I'd like you to meet my good friend Mike"
Don: (Not looking up from TV) "Hey."

Don looks up at Mike and does a shocked double-take, springing up defensively to stand between Mike and the tv. *Canned laughter*

Bernie: "Don, I asked you not to act that way around my friends"
Don: "Act what way?" *Canned laughter*
Bernie: "What way? Come on! All the racism?" *Canned laughter*
Don: "I'm not racist Bernie, I'm the least racist person you'll ever meet. I'm good friends with a lot of black people you don't know, who are even blacker than the ones you do." *Canned laughter*
Mike: "Hey that's cool. You wanna go eat waffles at the diner and talk about the Oscars?"
Don: "Yeah, sure, that sounds terrific!"
Bernie: "Wait... really?!?" *canned laughter*
Don: "Bazinga you ignorant, stupid moron" *canned laughter and screaming*
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Re: 2016 Elections
« Reply #521 on: February 02, 2016, 12:13:34 pm »
I weep.

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Re: 2016 Elections
« Reply #522 on: February 02, 2016, 02:16:58 pm »
Bernie dies in the second season and they have to recast him and hope no one notices, York/Sergeant style.

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Re: 2016 Elections
« Reply #523 on: February 02, 2016, 05:56:23 pm »
WHO.

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Re: 2016 Elections
« Reply #524 on: February 02, 2016, 06:04:09 pm »