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Re: 2016 Elections
« Reply #1665 on: September 20, 2016, 03:41:57 pm »
fstop herb

Gotta put a kibosh on that legalised fmarijuana.

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Is Gaben now issuing press releases through former Presidents???
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Re: 2016 Elections
« Reply #1666 on: September 20, 2016, 04:19:31 pm »
http://talkingpointsmemo.com/livewire/trump-ahmad-rahami-bemoans-hospital-lawyer

This is the kind of stuff that scares me about Trump.  Complaining about basic due process and human decency.  I guess he'd prefer gunning him down in the street or throwing him in a cell with an untreated wound.

Oh man.

Don't tell Pat that you can go to hospital for free if you set off a bomb somewhere. He's still trying to deal with Obamacare.
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Re: 2016 Elections
« Reply #1667 on: September 20, 2016, 05:20:08 pm »
One day maybe I can live in the comfort of prison.

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Re: 2016 Elections
« Reply #1668 on: September 21, 2016, 01:05:36 am »
Better somehow get extradited to Norway then. The American system will have you chained to 70 black guys and 21 Mexicans and growing tobacco in Florida for 2 cents an hour.
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Re: 2016 Elections
« Reply #1669 on: September 21, 2016, 04:30:03 pm »
Can confirm, being in Florida is a form of corporal punishment.

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Re: 2016 Elections
« Reply #1670 on: September 21, 2016, 06:50:28 pm »
Well, at least I've found the drinking game for the first debate:

https://imgur.com/Gu1Tu7I.gifv
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Re: 2016 Elections
« Reply #1671 on: September 24, 2016, 07:39:38 pm »
So that's like in two days

MONDAY MONDAY MONDAY come out to the THUNDERDOME to watch two geriatrics try and show why the other is actually WORSE than they are!
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Re: 2016 Elections
« Reply #1672 on: September 24, 2016, 11:16:02 pm »
Two candidates enter.

All hope leaves.
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Re: 2016 Elections
« Reply #1673 on: September 25, 2016, 06:37:11 am »
Every time they mention Putin, we play Russian roulette.

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Re: 2016 Elections
« Reply #1674 on: September 25, 2016, 11:04:25 am »
Oh also, friendly reminder of your hopes and dreams:


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Re: 2016 Elections
« Reply #1675 on: September 25, 2016, 11:36:38 am »
<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Htt91G2qDwM" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Htt91G2qDwM</a>

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“Every critic, every detractor, will have to bow down to President Trump.  It’s everyone who’s ever doubted Donald, whoever disagreed, whoever challenged him — it is the ultimate revenge to become the most powerful man in the universe.”

What great motivation to run for office.  And that's just what the people on his own team say.

Oh, and I almost forgot.  Remember that friday afternoons are the dumping grounds for stories people don't want to get much attention.  This friday it was Obama vetoing the bill to let 9/11 families sue Saudi Arabia, and Ted Cruz swallowing his ego and endorsing Trump.
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Re: 2016 Elections
« Reply #1676 on: September 25, 2016, 12:29:57 pm »
THEY WILL BOW BEFORE THE EMPEROR AS HE CLEANSES THE EARTH WITH FIRE.

I WILL MAKE THIS HAPPEN.

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Re: 2016 Elections
« Reply #1677 on: September 25, 2016, 12:31:42 pm »
Darn polish internet won't let me watch that video grumble grumble guess i need to find a proxy.

I'm excited for the debate though. Gonna be a fun ride.
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Re: 2016 Elections
« Reply #1678 on: September 25, 2016, 12:39:53 pm »
What an appropriate way to phrase it.

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s62msrPjSVY" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s62msrPjSVY</a>
(idea brazenly stolen from Pat)
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Re: 2016 Elections
« Reply #1679 on: September 25, 2016, 07:30:17 pm »