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IMPORTANT NEWS; TRUE INTERNET KINGS ONLY
« on: November 29, 2014, 06:27:30 pm »
when you fry eggs, if you fry both sides rather than just sunny side up it's actually very good

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« Reply #1 on: November 29, 2014, 06:32:42 pm »
Well, today has certainly been a day for learning.

Are there any further egg facts I should be aware of?

I feel it is important we get this all out there.
All of these feelings.
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« Reply #2 on: November 29, 2014, 06:36:08 pm »
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Also, if you mix egg with goose fat and paprika while frying, you can get that bacon-fried flavour without actually spending your precious food budget on bacon.
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« Reply #3 on: November 29, 2014, 06:37:08 pm »
<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I3Qm7kOGgGw" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I3Qm7kOGgGw</a>
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« Reply #4 on: November 29, 2014, 06:47:21 pm »
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« Reply #5 on: November 29, 2014, 07:13:29 pm »
<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3lPqEzYHyjg" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3lPqEzYHyjg</a>
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« Reply #6 on: November 29, 2014, 07:21:26 pm »
I've been hearing false propaganda that coriander goes well with fried eggs.


All whom propagate this lie should be punished with death
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« Reply #7 on: November 29, 2014, 07:27:51 pm »
That seems somewhat tyrannical.

And yet, I offer no objections.
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« Reply #8 on: November 29, 2014, 07:32:54 pm »
People who like coriander are comparable with extremist political movements.
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« Reply #9 on: November 29, 2014, 07:55:27 pm »
That's called "over easy", you plank.
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« Reply #10 on: November 29, 2014, 08:15:17 pm »
The egg community prefers "over acceptable".

« Last Edit: November 29, 2014, 08:24:25 pm by Plank of Wood »
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« Reply #11 on: November 30, 2014, 02:52:31 am »
YOU BETTER RUN EGG.

But seriously, I bought duck eggs recently and they're amazing fried but pretty unpleasant scrambled.
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« Reply #12 on: November 30, 2014, 03:19:24 am »
If you let the oil in the pan heat up for 15 minutes because you mis-interpreted the use of the word 'bubbling' in the cook book (not wait until it visibly bubbles as I thought, but makes tiny bubbles when you press a wooden spoon to the oil), not only do you get burned from spitting oil, the egg is really crispy.

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« Reply #13 on: November 30, 2014, 05:07:32 am »
Frying eggs in butter and frying eggs in oil makes a difference.

I prefer butter.
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« Reply #14 on: November 30, 2014, 05:37:14 am »
mm plank id like to wake up and see you making me eggs one morning
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« Reply #15 on: November 30, 2014, 08:00:33 am »
Eggs are disgusting

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« Reply #16 on: November 30, 2014, 02:40:19 pm »
So here's my minor issue. I can cook, bake, and prepare a wide range of things and I can do so reasonably well. But for some reason everyone considers the best thing that I make to be deviled eggs. They always single them out. They're great, but dammit, deviled ****ing eggs. :o

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« Reply #17 on: November 30, 2014, 03:21:59 pm »
These eggs are difficult to digest, I want SOFT-BOILED eggs.
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« Reply #18 on: November 30, 2014, 03:22:36 pm »
Eggs are disgusting

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« Reply #19 on: December 01, 2014, 01:48:16 pm »


One of my favorites is "Omelet in a Bag" its great for camping trips and its little mess. Just put the eggs and cheese (and whatever else you like) in a bag and then stick in boiling water until its cooked. You can even eat it right out of the bag for minimal clean up.

Note that higher altitudes will cause your water to take longer to boil.
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« Reply #20 on: December 01, 2014, 07:58:48 pm »


One of my favorites is "Omelet in a Bag" its great for camping trips and its little mess. Just put the eggs and cheese (and whatever else you like) in a bag and then stick in boiling water until its cooked. You can even eat it right out of the bag for minimal clean up.

Note that higher altitudes will cause your water to take longer to boil.

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« Reply #21 on: December 02, 2014, 06:33:11 am »
That's a bag of stale heroin.

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« Reply #22 on: December 02, 2014, 07:15:22 am »
For true egg professionalism, pour pure uncooked egg into freshly drained hot pasta and stir in with some basil and parmesan, maybe some garlic and/or bacon.

Instant egg experience.
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« Reply #23 on: December 02, 2014, 07:17:21 am »
You had be until bacon.

Why do people have to ruin everything by putting bacon into it? Bacon can stand on its own. When you add bacon to things, it makes everything taste like bacon. It's like Old Bay seasoning, the "shotgun of spices", as I call it. You aim and fire and **** the food, there's just a steaming Old Bay hole left behind and any semblance of the food is gone. ???

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« Reply #24 on: December 02, 2014, 07:38:57 am »
You had be until bacon.

Why do people have to ruin everything by putting bacon into it? Bacon can stand on its own. When you add bacon to things, it makes everything taste like bacon. It's like Old Bay seasoning, the "shotgun of spices", as I call it. You aim and fire and **** the food, there's just a steaming Old Bay hole left behind and any semblance of the food is gone. ???

Dude, you're adding too much bacon, and not properly draining it of grease.
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« Reply #25 on: December 02, 2014, 09:31:43 am »
For true egg professionalism, pour pure uncooked egg into freshly drained hot pasta and stir in with some basil and parmesan, maybe some garlic and/or bacon.

Instant egg experience.

We in the egg biz like to call that "Carbonara"
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« Reply #26 on: December 02, 2014, 10:16:19 am »
i know what carbonara is you ****ing egg scrub
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« Reply #27 on: December 02, 2014, 10:22:36 am »
Hey Tesla watch your potty mouth

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« Reply #28 on: December 02, 2014, 11:22:16 am »
Dude, you're adding too much bacon, and not properly draining it of grease.

No, bacon's flavor is such that it permeates in ways that are unflattering to most other flavors.

I'm having problems with caramel anymore as well. People are hooked on stupid-ass salted caramel now, so I can't get decent caramel anymore. The added salt means the caramel doesn't need to stand on its own, and so the caramel itself has dropped in quality. It's sad.

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« Reply #29 on: December 02, 2014, 12:25:22 pm »
Rotten eggs float, fresh eggs don't float at all.
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« Reply #30 on: December 02, 2014, 12:33:10 pm »
Rotten eggs break on vehicles. Fresh eggs break on vehicles.

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« Reply #31 on: December 02, 2014, 02:58:21 pm »
Rotten eggs are more likely to rob from stores and homes which is why you should lock your doors at night in a rotten egg neighborhood.

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« Reply #32 on: December 02, 2014, 04:44:54 pm »
Typical egg prejudice. I'm disappointed in you Slinky.
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« Reply #33 on: December 03, 2014, 02:49:01 pm »
Rotten egg synthesizer.

EDIT: Sympathizer. God I'm tired.
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« Reply #34 on: December 10, 2014, 11:49:08 am »
Rotten egg synthesizer.

I think that is called a sick chicken.

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« Reply #35 on: December 10, 2014, 06:57:28 pm »
Rotten egg synthesizer.

I think that is called a sick chicken.

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« Reply #36 on: December 11, 2014, 10:51:23 am »
unpleasant pheasant?
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« Reply #37 on: December 11, 2014, 11:22:38 am »
Everyone get into the bunker, we're going to Dad-Con 1.
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