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Offline Krakow Sam

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Re: Ruler of the Universe
« Reply #15 on: October 16, 2013, 12:33:46 am »
Your children are a pair of white and dark blue winged giraffes which control the Sun and Moons, respectively. They each inherited a third of your powers, but cannot control them completely yet.

The Sun is a giant mass of glowing worms which sing an endless Latin chorus. The song details everything that you have done since the story began up to the present, before repeating.

The Moons, three of them, are actually giant eyeballs made of various precious gems. Each eyeball is filled with smaller, living eyes which themselves have smaller living eyes crawling over them. Each eye represents one sentient creature on the world below. When a creature is born, an eye is formed with the creature's "true name" (which you personally grant to each sentient being) is etched on its surface. When the creature dies, its eye on the moons closes, forever. Strangely, the moons don't appear to be losing any free space, regardless of how many people die or get born.

Yuu if you're not going to take this seriously I suggest you just sit it out.  :(
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Re: Ruler of the Universe
« Reply #16 on: October 16, 2013, 01:18:18 am »
And we have another kid, which is Meatwad.
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Re: Ruler of the Universe
« Reply #17 on: October 16, 2013, 04:47:49 am »
Yes the good child is a little meat man and the bad child is made of vegetables.
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Re: Ruler of the Universe
« Reply #18 on: October 16, 2013, 10:17:36 am »
And there was also another child. A troubled child. One that would bring many hardships to the people of the meat world.

His name was Tesla and he was the drawer of maps.

Sigh.

No way dude, you're trolling me.

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Re: Ruler of the Universe
« Reply #19 on: October 16, 2013, 10:25:01 am »
Tesla we're getting gay married now.

EDIT: But you forgot to label Mt Sustenance.
« Last Edit: October 16, 2013, 10:26:55 am by Brandonazz »

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Re: Ruler of the Universe
« Reply #20 on: October 16, 2013, 10:54:50 am »
Dibs on Chorizo. I love that stuff!

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Re: Ruler of the Universe
« Reply #21 on: October 16, 2013, 11:13:39 am »
Oh man, me too. One time I just sat down and ate a whole thing of it. Damn, good stuff.
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Re: Ruler of the Universe
« Reply #22 on: October 16, 2013, 11:19:35 am »
You can have Spanish Chorizo and I'll take Mexican Chorizo.

Together we'll rule the world!

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Re: Ruler of the Universe
« Reply #23 on: October 16, 2013, 03:00:54 pm »
I had some chicken and chorizo pate from the supermarket earlier in the week. It was great on toast.
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Re: Ruler of the Universe
« Reply #24 on: October 16, 2013, 03:37:46 pm »
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Yuu if you're not going to take this seriously I suggest you just sit it out.  :(

We have a planet made entirely of meat.

Adding an eldritch sun and three metaphysical eyeball moons isn't gonna detract from it much.

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Re: Ruler of the Universe
« Reply #25 on: October 16, 2013, 03:57:44 pm »
No your thing was weird.

Meat planets have a venerable history, you were just saying weird things for the sake of it.
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Re: Ruler of the Universe
« Reply #26 on: October 17, 2013, 07:09:31 am »
I don't even...
Make up your mind, guys.
What are your children?

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Re: Ruler of the Universe
« Reply #27 on: October 17, 2013, 08:38:04 am »
Little meat guy is the good child, vegetable man is the bad child.
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Re: Ruler of the Universe
« Reply #28 on: October 17, 2013, 09:48:46 am »
No your thing was weird.

Meat planets have a venerable history, you were just saying weird things for the sake of it.




Meh, in the end the OP's the one with the final say.

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Re: Ruler of the Universe
« Reply #29 on: October 17, 2013, 11:38:59 am »
So we've agreed.

Our children will be Marcus the flying tomato, Allison the flank steak, and Tesla the drawer of maps.