Chapter 1: Poni Waifu
Right..., you think to yourself after seeing the absurdity of the situation. However, you soon realize the implications of the scenario at hand and proceed to freak out.
"
Oh my-", you start to vocalize your dismay, not just because you turned into a magical equine from a cartoon show but because you appear to have slept in a very intimate manner with Rarity, instead of your original preference: Fluttershy. But you soon discover that instead of saying the G-word, you instead verbalize your disbelief with, "Celestia..."
You reflexively try to think of other phrases which you commonly use, only to find that they have been replaced by their Equestrian equivalents. Every
one has become every
pony, on the other
hand has become on the other
hoof, and so on. This only adds to your confusion.
It then strikes you. Have you taken your meds lately? However, you quickly remember that you don't have any meds, aside from the one Doctor Stable prescribed for your indigestion which, and you specifically recall, you routinely take every night before going to bed.
You come at a crossroads. You think to yourself: should I knock Rarity unconscious, run away, and start over with your new life as a pony? Or should you savor this gift from up on high and, for lack of a better word, give her the sweet dickens (again)?
You perish the first thought and opt for the latter.
"Is something the matter, dear?", Rarity asks you with a somewhat puzzled look.
"Nothing. It's nothing, Rare.", you assure her, calling her fondly by her nickname, "It's just, you look so... magnificent this morning.~" You inch towards her, your panicked eyes replaced with a look of deep longing, a longing so great you cannot help but gravitate towards your mare. Before you know it, your lips and hers lock, you can spot a look of shock in her eyes as she is slightly taken off guard by your daring maneuver. But she relents, succumbing to her own desires for you. As you close your eyes and savor your union, you notice that you can feel your beloved's horn rubbing against your own.
Interesting. It seems that you are a unicorn.
Unfortunately, the lovestruck pair that is you and her are unable to advance this particular intimate liaison. Just as the two of you were about to know each other yet again, a strong tremor rocks the entire room, removing the both of you from your entranced state.
"Oh dear!", your wife snaps and runs out of the room while pulling on your hoof. "The filly!"
The filly?! You are shocked understandably shocked by the sudden reveal. As such, you do not get much of a chance to personally see what Carousel Boutique looks like in person while you follow Rarity to the supposed little one's room.
"Crystal Bright!", your companion calls out as she runs towards the filly. However, before she could get close to the crib, a large blast of light temporarily impedes her vision as well as yours, as well as rocking the house yet again. You rush towards your wife and child to better assess the situation, your foundations rocked yet again by this latest revelation.
"What in Celestia's name?!", Rarity exclaims at the sudden magical outburst that you and her filly is experiencing. Thankfully, Crystal Bright seems to be taking it surprisingly well, aside from the rocking and slight hiccups which coincide with the outbursts.
"Should we call Twi-", you try to suggest to Rarity, before you are cut off by her own suggestion.
"We should call Dusk Shine!", she tells you, with great urgency in her voice.
What do you do?
Comments
Seriously you didn't choose Fluttershy? What are you, gay?
She's
waaaaay out of our league, man. o(╥﹏╥)o
Plus, you do not want to make Dusk Shine angry. ヽ(ﾟДﾟ)ﾉ