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Magical Family Adventure!
« on: October 11, 2013, 04:15:06 pm »
You are awake.

You feel your entire body completely relaxed, as if your entire body was completely drained with energy only to be magically rejuvenated. You decide to open your eyes, but not before instinctively rubbing them, only to realize something.

The end of your arms appears to be rather... blunt. In fact, the same could be said of your legs. Your slightly drowsy condition prevents you from processing this information properly, which would have caused you to open your eyes wide, if not panic and bolt out of bed.

Speaking of beds, you feel as if this bed is surprisingly soft to be your bed. Oddly, you distinctly remember that you slept on your bed last night. More importantly, you remember sleeping alone. Yet, somehow, you feel something heavy right beside you.

The smell of perfume also fills your sense of smell. It is a beautiful smell, one you would subconsciously associate with a lady of good taste. Probably an expensive one too.


You focus your mind and try to put yourself together. Gaining complete wakefulness, you decide to finally open your eyes, allowing the morning sun to fill your eyes. Additionally, you see this...




"Good morning, darling.~", she says to you in a casual yet passionate manner.


What do you do?



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Re: Magical Family Adventure!
« Reply #1 on: October 11, 2013, 05:21:09 pm »
We wake up as a pony, in bed with an affectionate Rarity... Right.
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Re: Magical Family Adventure!
« Reply #2 on: October 11, 2013, 06:29:28 pm »
Oh my god.

What's Happening.
No way dude, you're trolling me.

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Re: Magical Family Adventure!
« Reply #3 on: October 12, 2013, 01:44:47 am »
Kill all witnesses, fake your own death, then emigrate.
Nobody must know.

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Re: Magical Family Adventure!
« Reply #4 on: October 12, 2013, 03:55:44 am »
Oh hey a new adventure game I w-

Sam is basically right, he's just cranky.

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Re: Magical Family Adventure!
« Reply #5 on: October 12, 2013, 09:19:19 am »
You rub your eyes and things come into focus a bit better. The cloud outside passes and the lighting in the room changes, allowing you to see the person you are really waking up next to: Fluttershy.

Seriously you didn't choose Fluttershy? What are you, gay?

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Re: Magical Family Adventure!
« Reply #6 on: October 12, 2013, 11:17:49 am »
Give her the sweet dickens.
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Re: Magical Family Adventure!
« Reply #7 on: October 12, 2013, 11:35:37 am »
Seach around for your meds,you may have forgotten to take them,why else would you wake up next to a pony?

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Re: Magical Family Adventure!
« Reply #8 on: October 12, 2013, 11:48:07 am »
BUT ULTI. YOU ARE PONI.

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Re: Magical Family Adventure!
« Reply #9 on: October 12, 2013, 12:12:15 pm »

*Strangles Pat*


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Magical Family Adventure! - Chapter 1: Poni Waifu
« Reply #10 on: October 12, 2013, 11:11:41 pm »
Chapter 1: Poni Waifu






Right..., you think to yourself after seeing the absurdity of the situation. However, you soon realize the implications of the scenario at hand and proceed to freak out.

"Oh my-", you start to vocalize your dismay, not just because you turned into a magical equine from a cartoon show but because you appear to have slept in a very intimate manner with Rarity, instead of your original preference: Fluttershy. But you soon discover that instead of saying the G-word, you instead verbalize your disbelief with, "Celestia..."

You reflexively try to think of other phrases which you commonly use, only to find that they have been replaced by their Equestrian equivalents. Everyone has become everypony, on the other hand has become on the other hoof, and so on. This only adds to your confusion.

It then strikes you. Have you taken your meds lately? However, you quickly remember that you don't have any meds, aside from the one Doctor Stable prescribed for your indigestion which, and you specifically recall, you routinely take every night before going to bed.

You come at a crossroads. You think to yourself: should I knock Rarity unconscious, run away, and start over with your new life as a pony? Or should you savor this gift from up on high and, for lack of a better word, give her the sweet dickens (again)?


You perish the first thought and opt for the latter.

"Is something the matter, dear?", Rarity asks you with a somewhat puzzled look.

"Nothing. It's nothing, Rare.", you assure her, calling her fondly by her nickname, "It's just, you look so... magnificent this morning.~" You inch towards her, your panicked eyes replaced with a look of deep longing, a longing so great you cannot help but gravitate towards your mare. Before you know it, your lips and hers lock, you can spot a look of shock in her eyes as she is slightly taken off guard by your daring maneuver. But she relents, succumbing to her own desires for you. As you close your eyes and savor your union, you notice that you can feel your beloved's horn rubbing against your own.

Interesting. It seems that you are a unicorn.

Unfortunately, the lovestruck pair that is you and her are unable to advance this particular intimate liaison. Just as the two of you were about to know each other yet again, a strong tremor rocks the entire room, removing the both of you from your entranced state.

"Oh dear!", your wife snaps and runs out of the room while pulling on your hoof. "The filly!"

The filly?! You are shocked understandably shocked by the sudden reveal. As such, you do not get much of a chance to personally see what Carousel Boutique looks like in person while you follow Rarity to the supposed little one's room.

"Crystal Bright!", your companion calls out as she runs towards the filly. However, before she could get close to the crib, a large blast of light temporarily impedes her vision as well as yours, as well as rocking the house yet again. You rush towards your wife and child to better assess the situation, your foundations rocked yet again by this latest revelation.

"What in Celestia's name?!", Rarity exclaims at the sudden magical outburst that you and her filly is experiencing. Thankfully, Crystal Bright seems to be taking it surprisingly well, aside from the rocking and slight hiccups which coincide with the outbursts.

"Should we call Twi-", you try to suggest to Rarity, before you are cut off by her own suggestion.

"We should call Dusk Shine!", she tells you, with great urgency in her voice.


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Seriously you didn't choose Fluttershy? What are you, gay?

She's waaaaay out of our league, man.  o(╥﹏╥)o

Plus, you do not want to make Dusk Shine angry. ヽ(゚Д゚)ノ
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Re: Magical Family Adventure!
« Reply #11 on: October 13, 2013, 12:36:36 am »
Wait, so we have a kid with ... What.

Wat.
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Re: Magical Family Adventure!
« Reply #12 on: October 13, 2013, 04:15:24 am »
Tl;dr. Kill yourself to stop the poney curse from spreading.
Sam is basically right, he's just cranky.

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Re: Magical Family Adventure!
« Reply #13 on: October 13, 2013, 11:17:46 am »
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Re: Magical Family Adventure!
« Reply #14 on: October 14, 2013, 07:26:43 am »
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