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Re: Misadventures and Curious Outings
« Reply #45 on: October 04, 2013, 09:17:45 am »
I have two pairs, both with the same prescription. The one I'm wearing changes depending on my mood.

Oh, you see, I got one with my prescription and then one with some random prescription lenses they had lying around. For fun!
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Re: Misadventures and Curious Outings
« Reply #46 on: October 04, 2013, 09:52:33 am »


Slinky just because you're ten feet tall it doesn't mean you can tell me what to do.
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Re: Misadventures and Curious Outings
« Reply #47 on: October 04, 2013, 05:01:28 pm »
Celebrating my birthday tonight and tailgating at D and H's house tomorrow and probably still celebrating my birthday.

I'll let you know how it all goes.
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Re: Misadventures and Curious Outings
« Reply #48 on: October 05, 2013, 11:08:36 am »
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Re: Misadventures and Curious Outings
« Reply #49 on: October 05, 2013, 12:22:22 pm »
Slinky just because you're ten feet tall it doesn't mean you can tell me what to do.

I'm actually 6'5" IRL, so gimme all your lunch money, loser.
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Re: Misadventures and Curious Outings
« Reply #50 on: October 05, 2013, 04:01:41 pm »
So how'd the birthday go eropS?
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Re: Misadventures and Curious Outings
« Reply #51 on: October 06, 2013, 12:11:44 am »
It was fun!

Last night fizzled due to weather then from this mornings tailgate and football were alright. Met a cutie at the tailgate and got her number for another time I guess. Talked to that freshman from Tuesday and I'll be seeing her next week. Uhm tonight let's see had my brother come up and he and a bunch of us went to a club. Was a good time danced on a few girls a couple of them leading to some making out but nothing else. Just chill in at home nowalive so overall a success for me heh
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Re: Misadventures and Curious Outings
« Reply #52 on: October 06, 2013, 12:21:41 am »
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Re: Misadventures and Curious Outings
« Reply #53 on: October 06, 2013, 02:26:42 am »
Was a good time danced on a few girls a couple of them leading to some making out but nothing else.

Grr.

Eh.

Still the happiest I've been in a long time. And I won her over with words, not dancing.

Best is my flatmate's barely masked jealousy. The only reason I can guess at for her attempted barbs at the whole situation. Oh well, the other one will probably be more happy for me when she get home. Who knows what the Ukrainian thinks...

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Re: Misadventures and Curious Outings
« Reply #54 on: October 06, 2013, 04:58:37 am »
Petition to rename this thread "Humblebrag about getting some".
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Re: Misadventures and Curious Outings
« Reply #55 on: October 06, 2013, 05:02:07 am »
I'll sign that petition.

But remove the "humble" part.
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Re: Misadventures and Curious Outings
« Reply #56 on: October 06, 2013, 07:28:16 am »
Petition to rename this thread "Humblebrag about getting some".

Crap, you're right, I'm going to stop.

Sorry everyone for being awful.
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Re: Misadventures and Curious Outings
« Reply #57 on: October 06, 2013, 07:58:40 am »

What about that guy who started this thread?

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Re: Misadventures and Curious Outings
« Reply #58 on: October 06, 2013, 08:45:50 am »
Yeah that guy's terrible, being interested in things you guys do and what not. Total douche for talking about things with friends both successful and not haha.

Forgot to mention our bus ride home. There were these two women who took an interest in my taken brother and myself, the one talking to me was this busty black chick that twerked for me before their stop and she basically invited me off at her stop to which I sheepishly turned her down; hindsight I should a followed where the night would a taken me.

Sidebar call the thread whatever I like that its prompting more members to share bits of their lives when it gets interesting
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Re: Misadventures and Curious Outings
« Reply #59 on: October 06, 2013, 08:49:54 am »
Totally boned like 4 chicks in the club bathrooms last night. Club wasn't even open: something about pesticides. Anyway, high-fives, bros?
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