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Offline Tesla

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Re: Inkling Presents: Adventures of the Third Kind!
« Reply #30 on: September 29, 2013, 01:29:46 pm »
Go back to sleep.
No way dude, you're trolling me.

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Re: Inkling Presents: Adventures of the Third Kind!
« Reply #31 on: September 29, 2013, 05:03:04 pm »
It was nothing.

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Re: Inkling Presents: Adventures of the Third Kind!
« Reply #32 on: September 30, 2013, 01:48:10 am »
It's probably no big deal. Go to the bathroom and take a piss, then go back to the door and see if it got fixed.
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Re: Inkling Presents: Adventures of the Third Kind!
« Reply #33 on: September 30, 2013, 04:45:39 pm »
Try to remember if you were drugged or diagnosed with a mental disorder recently.

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Re: Inkling Presents: Adventures of the Third Kind!
« Reply #34 on: October 01, 2013, 04:30:53 pm »
Look WEST
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Re: Inkling Presents: Adventures of the Third Kind!
« Reply #35 on: October 01, 2013, 05:30:28 pm »
Or out a window.

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Re: Inkling Presents: Adventures of the Third Kind!
« Reply #36 on: October 01, 2013, 06:10:57 pm »
Just dance.

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Re: Inkling Presents: Adventures of the Third Kind!
« Reply #37 on: October 03, 2013, 10:43:15 am »
Spin that record baby
No, no, he did. In the everything else section, at least. Officially, this makes him king.

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Re: Inkling Presents: Adventures of the Third Kind!
« Reply #38 on: October 03, 2013, 11:25:00 am »
Da da doo doo-mmm!
Sam is basically right, he's just cranky.

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Re: Inkling Presents: Adventures of the Third Kind!
« Reply #39 on: October 03, 2013, 12:43:41 pm »
gonna be okay
No way dude, you're trolling me.

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Re: Inkling Presents: Adventures of the Third Kind!
« Reply #40 on: October 06, 2013, 08:03:59 pm »
This might be one of those Lucid Dream things. Just know that you can walk through the wall and end up downstairs, and then do it.
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Re: Inkling Presents: Adventures of the Third Kind!
« Reply #41 on: October 06, 2013, 08:51:17 pm »
You pound on the door some more, slamming your body against it and sliding to the ground, wailing to get out.  Nothing happens, except the wailing makes your throat hurt more.

You try the door to the bathroom, it's the same as the other door.

You look out the window.  It looks like a normal sunny morning.  You try to open it, but there's nothing to grab on to, same as the doorknobs.

"It's all just a dream.  It's gotta be a dream."  You say out loud.  You climb back in bed.  "So, I just go back to sleep, right?"  You sit in bed for a few minutes, wide awake.  You remember that if it's a lucid dream, you should be able to do whatever you want.  You try to push your hand through the wall behind you.  Nothing happens.  Since it's gotta be a dream, you try to levitate off the bed.  That doesn't work either, you just bounce on the bed a few times.

Just as you completely run out of ideas, the wall in front of you ripples again.  It fades to show what looks like a stereotypical gray alien looking into your room, sitting in front of some kind of control panel.  The owl thing is sitting on a platform or stool next to it.  It looks like one of your snack bowls is on the alien's head.  It smiles and waves at you.
Probably not a Goat, either.


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Re: Inkling Presents: Adventures of the Third Kind!
« Reply #42 on: October 06, 2013, 10:12:56 pm »
Stare at it, then the ceiling, blinking and rubbing your eyes before a double take. If still there, imagine it is a bunny. If that fails, this is not a dream. Pee.
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Re: Inkling Presents: Adventures of the Third Kind!
« Reply #43 on: October 07, 2013, 12:55:25 am »
Wave back and introduce yourself. No need to be rude.

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No way dude, you're trolling me.