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Evoland
« on: June 05, 2013, 06:52:04 pm »
<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gxBjDGc4YCg" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gxBjDGc4YCg</a>
http://evoland.shirogames.com/

This game is almost a parody of other adventure games. It starts you out in a pixelated Game Boy-like world and as you open chests it upgrades your game. Such as with better color and sound. I watched an entire Lets Play of it. Its a cool concept and a nice game but seems too short. Which is why I recommend you just watch the Let's Play (only 7 episodes) rather than getting the game (unless you want to get the game).

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EO3bxnDqQI0" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EO3bxnDqQI0</a>
« Last Edit: June 05, 2013, 06:57:09 pm by Hydromancerx »



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Re: Evoland
« Reply #1 on: June 06, 2013, 03:43:50 am »
So to paraphrase: "This game is awesome! Don't buy it."

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Re: Evoland
« Reply #2 on: June 06, 2013, 07:49:04 am »
It starts you out in a pixelated Game Boy-like world and as you open chests it upgrades your game. Such as with better color and sound.

I had this idea a few years ago and certain people here told me it was the dumbest idea they ever heard. So I just wanna say **** you to those people. This looks great.

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Re: Evoland
« Reply #3 on: June 06, 2013, 08:46:01 am »
It starts you out in a pixelated Game Boy-like world and as you open chests it upgrades your game. Such as with better color and sound.

I had this idea a few years ago and certain people here told me it was the dumbest idea they ever heard. So I just wanna say **** you to those people. This looks great.
That just goes to show that you shouldn't listen to us.
And just follow your dreams.

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Re: Evoland
« Reply #4 on: June 06, 2013, 09:43:34 am »
Pat, we should make a start up and become the bestest game developer ever.
There is, of course, a difference between having a laugh with someone, and having a laugh at their expense

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Re: Evoland
« Reply #5 on: June 06, 2013, 09:46:04 am »
I would design some pretty good games, just saying.

Because my games wouldn't be full of bull****.

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Re: Evoland
« Reply #6 on: June 06, 2013, 09:51:51 am »
Can.... can I draw a map?
Probably not a Goat, either.


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Re: Evoland
« Reply #7 on: June 06, 2013, 10:25:51 am »
*barges Inkling out of the way*

Just as we discussed Pat  8):


Sam is basically right, he's just cranky.

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Re: Evoland
« Reply #8 on: June 06, 2013, 10:30:09 am »
You really have no idea what I like, do you?

You think I'm a caricature. **** you, Sam.

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Re: Evoland
« Reply #9 on: June 06, 2013, 10:40:59 am »
Dude that wasn't directed at you. :I

Its an all purpose parody of poorly thought out 'community' game projects and ****ty kick-starters. Give me the benefit of the doubt please!
Sam is basically right, he's just cranky.

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Re: Evoland
« Reply #10 on: June 06, 2013, 10:47:37 am »
No.

Dungeon. Seven years. No trial.

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Re: Evoland
« Reply #11 on: June 06, 2013, 11:45:48 am »
Ha
No, no, he did. In the everything else section, at least. Officially, this makes him king.

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Re: Evoland
« Reply #12 on: June 06, 2013, 11:55:06 am »
Pat you're an idiot who couldn't come up with a good game idea to save your life
No way dude, you're trolling me.

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Re: Evoland
« Reply #13 on: June 06, 2013, 11:57:42 am »
YOU ****ING **** DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM I GRADUATED TOP OF MY CLASS AT THE MARINES AND I WILL FIND YOU AND MAKE YOU SUFFER FOR THOSE WORDS YOU SPOKE.

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Re: Evoland
« Reply #14 on: June 06, 2013, 02:29:54 pm »
YOU ****ING **** DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM I GRADUATED TOP OF MY CLASS AT THE MARINES AND I WILL FIND YOU AND MAKE YOU SUFFER FOR THOSE WORDS YOU SPOKE.
Best marksman of Seal Team Six right there.

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Re: Evoland
« Reply #15 on: June 06, 2013, 03:54:59 pm »
So to paraphrase: "This game is awesome! Don't buy it."

Um, well ... yes. Aside from some hidden things most of the game was shown in the LP. So it might be boring if you watched it to go play it. However if you don't watch it and experience yourself then that's a whole other story.

It starts you out in a pixelated Game Boy-like world and as you open chests it upgrades your game. Such as with better color and sound.

I had this idea a few years ago and certain people here told me it was the dumbest idea they ever heard. So I just wanna say **** you to those people. This looks great.

Well that shows you how much they know. Follow your dreams dude. Don't listen to the haters.
« Last Edit: June 06, 2013, 03:56:50 pm by Hydromancerx »

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Re: Evoland
« Reply #16 on: June 17, 2013, 06:48:45 am »
And if you do follow your dreams, Pat, you might get invited to beta test spore 2...  ;)
OK, both of you die and let us know what happens.

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Re: Evoland
« Reply #17 on: June 17, 2013, 07:12:46 pm »
If I've learned anything from alpha and beta testing for EA and some other companies, it's that they don't listen to the testers and then blame piracy for why their games failed. :|