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Offline Samog

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Re: Clash of the Clans!
« Reply #30 on: January 09, 2006, 06:04:41 pm »
So, what'd you lose this time?


Is it update-happy time yet?
I think I'll make some stuff up so that when METALLICDRAGON'S ARMY MARCHES INTO LENG'S CITY AND BURNS IT TO THE GROUND you all get bored, you can research how to make better pointy sticks.
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Re: Clash of the Clans!
« Reply #31 on: January 09, 2006, 11:11:12 pm »
Here's my daily question. Is MetallicDragon actually attacking Leng's city?
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Re: Clash of the Clans!
« Reply #32 on: January 10, 2006, 02:38:32 pm »
In four days, he will be.
That is, if time would start working again.
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Re: Clash of the Clans!
« Reply #33 on: January 10, 2006, 04:14:35 pm »
OK, new question! Can we make allies in this game? Probably a stupid question, but no one else seems to be asking anything.
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Re: Clash of the Clans!
« Reply #34 on: January 10, 2006, 05:52:51 pm »
I won't stop you from allying.
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Re: Clash of the Clans!
« Reply #35 on: January 15, 2006, 02:33:24 am »
May I come into this game late?

Name for leader: Illyran Gol
title: Honorable First Citizen
intitial city name: Maduz Lamul
weapons specialism: Archery
Commander: Rheveg
abilities: ?
Health: 1
Attack:
Defense:1
Morale:
Tactics:2

Peasants: Build a Cathedral!

As for my army, they will assist the peasants.
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Re: Clash of the Clans!
« Reply #36 on: January 15, 2006, 08:53:22 am »
Name for Leader: Smokey
Title: Great Thunder of the Oceans
Initial City Name: Kinkleburg
Weapon specialism: Four-Sword
Name of Commander: Mikesch
Health 1
Attack 1
Morale 2
Tactics 1
OK, both of you die and let us know what happens.

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Re: Clash of the Clans!
« Reply #37 on: January 20, 2006, 02:24:57 pm »
Good news:The Miscellaneous buildings exist now.
What you need to know:
Training Hut: 100 gold, 10 crates. Lets you train your villagers to become more efficient at defense and such. It also lets your leaders gain abilities.
Research Area: 100 gold, 5 crates. Lets you research stuff: remember, you can research Four-Swords, Bows, Spears, or Tech Level I. Each level 0 tech reduces the cost of the next level slightly, but researching the next level directly cuts the prices of previous tech in half.

Also, I'll probably commandeer a page on the Spore Wiki for this. Because otherwise it won't make any sense. I guess it's vaguely Spore-related, not that anyone edits the wiki anymore.

The bad news: The main island is full. You can get boats at level I, though. Yay.
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Re: Clash of the Clans!
« Reply #38 on: January 20, 2006, 02:30:23 pm »
I build a merchant hut
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Re: Clash of the Clans!
« Reply #39 on: January 20, 2006, 03:24:58 pm »
Oh, by the way, you should all send in what you want to do. Vague things of interest:

Leng's city is still doomed.
Cobra's army is still in the village.
Vivec's army is still in the village, the scouts have not been sent.
MetallicDragon's army is still in the eastern village.
Krakow Sam's army is still outside the village.

You might want to pool ideas here if you want to be civilized.
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Re: Clash of the Clans!
« Reply #40 on: January 20, 2006, 08:47:28 pm »
I want to build something to aid me financially.
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Re: Clash of the Clans!
« Reply #41 on: January 20, 2006, 11:12:27 pm »
Vivec's army is still in the village, the scouts have not been sent.

How many times have I told you to freaking send them to the mainland?
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Re: Clash of the Clans!
« Reply #42 on: January 21, 2006, 07:14:29 pm »
umm, i've been away

doing nothing apparently.

why is my city doomed?

i didn't get a chance to say that the whole production bonus/losing sword bonus is not what i asked for and is lame.

pm me and tell me what the hell has been going on.
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Re: Clash of the Clans!
« Reply #43 on: January 21, 2006, 08:37:44 pm »
Vivec's army is still in the village, the scouts have not been sent.
How many times have I told you to freaking send them to the mainland?
That day is mostly gone.
I want to build something to aid me financially.
ok
why is my city doomed?
pm me and tell me what the hell has been going on.
Well, this is awkward.

Oh, by the way, I was busy today. So nothing happens.
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Re: Clash of the Clans!
« Reply #44 on: January 21, 2006, 08:40:20 pm »
Oh, by the way, I was busy today. So nothing happens.

So, no suprises here?
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