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Offline Plank of Wood

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Krakow Sam, you have been charged with murder
« on: August 17, 2011, 01:44:02 pm »
Krakow Sam, you are hereby ordered to court to be judged by your internet-peers for the murder of Tesla.

Good luck.
« Last Edit: August 17, 2011, 01:50:51 pm by Plank of Wood »


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Re: Krakow Sam, you have been charged with murder
« Reply #1 on: August 17, 2011, 01:50:32 pm »
Herby orders sound delicious...

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Re: Krakow Sam, you have been charged with murder
« Reply #2 on: August 17, 2011, 01:51:05 pm »
Herby Orders is innocent.
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Re: Krakow Sam, you have been charged with murder
« Reply #3 on: August 17, 2011, 02:10:59 pm »
We're talking about Krakow Sam here, he'll just pay the fine. It's like, what, ten gold pieces? Nobody cared about Tesla anyway.


Now if he murdered that Alwayswatching fellow, we'd have to string him up.
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Re: Krakow Sam, you have been charged with murder
« Reply #4 on: August 17, 2011, 02:12:25 pm »
Why, I heard Alwayswatching will be a surprise witness!
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Re: Krakow Sam, you have been charged with murder
« Reply #5 on: August 17, 2011, 02:15:48 pm »
I SAW THE WHOLE THING HAPPEN
No way dude, you're trolling me.

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Re: Krakow Sam, you have been charged with murder
« Reply #6 on: August 17, 2011, 02:17:53 pm »
Tesla, describe where you were when Krakow allegedly murdered you.
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Re: Krakow Sam, you have been charged with murder
« Reply #7 on: August 17, 2011, 02:18:49 pm »
ZOMBIE!

*stakes Tesla through the head*

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>_>

*puts the stake in Sam's pocket*
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Re: Krakow Sam, you have been charged with murder
« Reply #8 on: August 17, 2011, 02:19:02 pm »
X_X
No way dude, you're trolling me.

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Re: Krakow Sam, you have been charged with murder
« Reply #9 on: August 17, 2011, 02:19:41 pm »
Krakow Sam, you are now charged with Two counts of Murder! Or one count of Double Murder.
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Re: Krakow Sam, you have been charged with murder
« Reply #10 on: August 17, 2011, 02:23:01 pm »
This is completely silly!

Why, you don't even have a full jury assembled, you can't possibly put Krakow to court!

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Re: Krakow Sam, you have been charged with murder
« Reply #11 on: August 17, 2011, 02:24:32 pm »
I would like to volunteer my entire cast of alternate selves to act as the jury.
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Re: Krakow Sam, you have been charged with murder
« Reply #12 on: August 17, 2011, 02:24:57 pm »
You don't have that kind of authority.
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Re: Krakow Sam, you have been charged with murder
« Reply #13 on: August 17, 2011, 02:26:09 pm »
Objection!  My client cannot possibly be charged with the double murder.  As it is plain to see, Krakow Sam isn't even here yet.  He was not present at the scene of the second killing!
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Re: Krakow Sam, you have been charged with murder
« Reply #14 on: August 17, 2011, 02:26:31 pm »
I accept Neoadapt.

Your objection is denied, Future Neoadapt.

Also I now call Tesla's Ghost to the stand.
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