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Offline Plank of Wood

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Dwarf Fortress Adventure Mode
« on: August 06, 2011, 01:38:44 pm »
Pop! You have just come into existence! Sweet!

You must ask yourselves a few Questions about your current situation:

What is your Name?
What race are you?
What is your Quest?
What weapon do you prefer to use?

And the question to be answered by everyone you will ever meet:

How quickly will you die?


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Re: Dwarf Fortress Adventure Mode
« Reply #1 on: August 06, 2011, 03:13:28 pm »
Rinulus Oathsponges
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Your quest is to locate an object or piece of architecture bearing an image of a cheese.
Mace

And: Extremely.
« Last Edit: August 06, 2011, 03:38:18 pm by rysworld »

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Re: Dwarf Fortress Adventure Mode
« Reply #2 on: August 06, 2011, 03:15:44 pm »
Your quest is to locate an object or piece of architecture bearing an image of a cheese.
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Re: Dwarf Fortress Adventure Mode
« Reply #3 on: August 06, 2011, 05:10:09 pm »
Your name is, was, and always will be, *randomize three times*
DEATH TO DAESH! In solidarity with Rojava!
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Re: Dwarf Fortress Adventure Mode
« Reply #4 on: August 06, 2011, 05:17:10 pm »
Operation Cheesefind is going to be nigh impossible, as the RNG will not always generate cheese-related civilisations or religions.

Something slightly more plausible like "Amass Elf loincloths" or "Kill ALL of the Things" would be much appreciated.
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Re: Dwarf Fortress Adventure Mode
« Reply #5 on: August 07, 2011, 03:22:15 am »
NO.

CHEESE.  >:(
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Re: Dwarf Fortress Adventure Mode
« Reply #6 on: August 07, 2011, 03:23:51 am »
Im for, beat goblins only with severed bodyparts to death.
OK, both of you die and let us know what happens.

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Re: Dwarf Fortress Adventure Mode
« Reply #7 on: August 07, 2011, 03:24:45 am »
Unable to parse command. Reverting to cheese-based mission perameters.
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Re: Dwarf Fortress Adventure Mode
« Reply #8 on: August 07, 2011, 03:36:38 am »
Fine. Krakow wins.

But when we're crawling with no legs towards a Goblin tower on the off chance someone decided to scribble a piece of cheese on a bathroom stall then who will be the real fool?
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Re: Dwarf Fortress Adventure Mode
« Reply #9 on: August 07, 2011, 05:20:33 am »
What is your Name?

Steve.

What race are you?

Tyrannosaurus Rex

What is your Quest?

To protect the environment.

What weapon do you prefer to use?

Twin miniguns, a jetpack, a laser cannon and a slab of frozen tuna.

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Re: Dwarf Fortress Adventure Mode
« Reply #10 on: August 07, 2011, 05:44:51 am »
Fine. Krakow wins.

But when we're crawling with no legs towards a Goblin tower on the off chance someone decided to scribble a piece of cheese on a bathroom stall then who will be the real fool?

Urist Fatbrows: Dwarven Fool
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Re: Dwarf Fortress Adventure Mode
« Reply #11 on: August 07, 2011, 06:10:42 am »
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