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Offline Grazony

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Rise of the Planet of the Apes
« on: July 14, 2011, 03:27:22 pm »
<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=28Z_D9Grh18" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=28Z_D9Grh18</a>

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Re: Rise of the Planet of the Apes
« Reply #1 on: July 14, 2011, 10:47:40 pm »
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Re: Rise of the Planet of the Apes
« Reply #2 on: July 15, 2011, 06:59:43 am »
This is going to bomb so incredibly hard.

Besides, we don't even use chimps for medical research. We definitely don't use gorillas.
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Re: Rise of the Planet of the Apes
« Reply #3 on: July 15, 2011, 08:19:44 am »
Still, I have high hopes for this movie being fun to watch, at least.
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Re: Rise of the Planet of the Apes
« Reply #4 on: July 15, 2011, 03:23:19 pm »
but they cant even have a decent ending


we all know the apes win because otherwise they wont be able to blow it all up


and that gorilla snape kills gorilla dumbledore

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Re: Rise of the Planet of the Apes
« Reply #5 on: July 15, 2011, 03:35:37 pm »
and that gorilla snape kills gorilla dumbledore

It's gorillas! Soylent green is gorillas!
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Re: Rise of the Planet of the Apes
« Reply #6 on: July 16, 2011, 04:43:45 pm »
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Re: Rise of the Planet of the Apes
« Reply #7 on: July 23, 2011, 05:25:59 pm »
So stupid.  Even if they're physically more capable, and able to think on our level, they don't understand the tech, and we have numbers, equipment and experience.

Therefore, the only way for the apes to win, which we know they do, is through something stupid.
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Re: Rise of the Planet of the Apes
« Reply #8 on: July 23, 2011, 05:39:44 pm »
I bet 10 bucks its something nuclear.

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Re: Rise of the Planet of the Apes
« Reply #9 on: July 23, 2011, 05:56:00 pm »
So the damn dirty apes work for skynet?
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Re: Rise of the Planet of the Apes
« Reply #10 on: July 26, 2011, 06:48:38 am »
By the look of the trailor those apes seemed to have gone through some serious breeding to make up the numbers.

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Re: Rise of the Planet of the Apes
« Reply #11 on: July 27, 2011, 10:55:48 pm »
So stupid.  Even if they're physically more capable, and able to think on our level, they don't understand the tech, and we have numbers, equipment and experience.

Therefore, the only way for the apes to win, which we know they do, is through something stupid.
Their leader was raised among humans, so it is possible that he trains them. It takes a while to amassed the large numbers, so it could be that they trained in the time.

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Re: Rise of the Planet of the Apes
« Reply #12 on: July 28, 2011, 11:01:06 am »
If they spent maybe a decade preparing to attack in secret, maybe.  But even then.  We still have tech, equipment and experience on our side.  Wars are tricky, and the apes have never fought one before.

Also, gorillas don't fit in jets.
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Re: Rise of the Planet of the Apes
« Reply #13 on: July 28, 2011, 12:49:00 pm »
Female gorillas might.

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Re: Rise of the Planet of the Apes
« Reply #14 on: July 28, 2011, 04:44:03 pm »
They probably nuke us.
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Re: Rise of the Planet of the Apes
« Reply #15 on: July 29, 2011, 05:11:06 am »
That wouldn't explain how they'd fare better, though, since we do have submarines and seed banks and mountain bases and stuff.

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Re: Rise of the Planet of the Apes
« Reply #16 on: July 29, 2011, 11:08:31 am »
their going to throw their doo doo at us, no soldier will be able to fire their gun and therefore will be defeated!

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Re: Rise of the Planet of the Apes
« Reply #17 on: July 29, 2011, 06:30:37 pm »
That or their urine.

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Re: Rise of the Planet of the Apes
« Reply #18 on: August 04, 2011, 05:14:05 pm »
Critics are loving it. 85% on Rotten Tomatoes.

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Re: Rise of the Planet of the Apes
« Reply #19 on: August 04, 2011, 10:28:22 pm »
I just want to say, Planet of the Apes is the worst series ever.

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Re: Rise of the Planet of the Apes
« Reply #20 on: August 05, 2011, 01:17:57 am »
I for one welcome our simian overlords.

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Re: Rise of the Planet of the Apes
« Reply #21 on: August 05, 2011, 12:33:43 pm »
Just saw it, loved the movie.

Especially the jailbreak.
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Re: Rise of the Planet of the Apes
« Reply #22 on: August 20, 2011, 02:23:18 pm »
The movie was excellent... really. Best movie I've seen this year.

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Re: Rise of the Planet of the Apes
« Reply #23 on: August 20, 2011, 02:30:50 pm »
It was very good, but the main character seemed a little stupid. Sorta irritating.
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Re: Rise of the Planet of the Apes
« Reply #24 on: August 21, 2011, 08:46:54 pm »
I especially loved the scene during the credits... where you realize just how the humans were wiped out... and the following pandemic-style credits. It was really awe-inspiring.

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Re: Rise of the Planet of the Apes
« Reply #25 on: August 31, 2011, 01:19:47 am »
I really loved the credits too,
oh don't forget guys that the disease which makes monkeys stronger is actually killing humans, so there wouldn't be a huge war as they would mostly die by disease, minus the resistant humans plus dudes with gas masks...
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Re: Rise of the Planet of the Apes
« Reply #26 on: August 31, 2011, 08:42:24 am »
Interesting Semi new take on it. Lets see if the movie will be as interesting as the concept.
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