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Childhood Stories
« on: June 21, 2011, 07:08:26 am »
Okay, so I had this idea in another thread. This is a place for you to place stories you wrote as a child. Preferably, you should leave all grammatical and spelling errors and copy then as-written.

Well, I already have this one:

Unnamed Story

And here is one I will transcribe right now:

This one is from a book called "Write Your Own Story Coloring Book." I wrote this when I was real young, can't remember the exact age. Anyway, here it is:

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A Visit to the Desert

Once apon a time Penny and mMark visited a desert. Mark wanted to see the other side. So did Penny. So they decided head off on Their way they saw tons of neat plants and animals, including a herd of super-poisoness scorpions. They decided to take a closer look. WHEn the got there the scorpions stung them all over. Soon after the died. The cyotes enjoyed eating their rotting carcaces. THE END!

I have a few more, but I'll wait for those. They aren't as amusing as the one above.



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Re: Childhood Stories
« Reply #1 on: June 21, 2011, 07:46:25 am »
Nice. The short one is pretty... dark (?).

I don't think I have access to any of mine right now.

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Re: Childhood Stories
« Reply #2 on: June 21, 2011, 07:56:42 am »
I remember when I was like 6, I wrote a story about a boy and his dad who go out camping. Then the boy meets an "aliengel" which is an alien who has died and is now also an angel.

True story.
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Re: Childhood Stories
« Reply #3 on: June 22, 2011, 01:18:38 pm »
Yeah, [Kishmond] came back from Africa, but the ponies have him now.

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Re: Childhood Stories
« Reply #4 on: June 23, 2011, 04:20:36 pm »
I remember one about a caveman inventor who invented bamboo technology versions of everything ever... and they all went horribly wrong and killed everyone, including him.
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Re: Childhood Stories
« Reply #5 on: June 23, 2011, 05:22:34 pm »
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Re: Childhood Stories
« Reply #6 on: June 23, 2011, 07:48:03 pm »
Um. I feel I must point out that that's Tuna. Salvador is the "little fish."

But then the pun wouldn't work, so ok.
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Re: Childhood Stories
« Reply #7 on: June 23, 2011, 08:22:21 pm »
Greatest derpface ever.
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