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Re: IT
« Reply #15 on: June 22, 2011, 12:15:03 am »
Switch to Geico.

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« Reply #16 on: June 23, 2011, 04:18:35 pm »
Create sapient, reptilian life that inhabits the lava.
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« Reply #17 on: June 24, 2011, 09:05:02 am »
Timmy Curryland starts to wade through the lava toward the new pool of water he has created. Once cooled off, he begins to feel the ill effects of the burns and barfs more dessert. At this point he decides, randomly, to create laser cannons sticking from random parts of his body, after which he realizes that he wants to switch to Geico. So he does.

This is getting too silly.

He needs companians, so he creates talking alligators that swim in the lava, which accompany him but, unfortunately, talk mostly about bananas.

MID-LIFE CRISIS!

Timmy is growing older, being a star-shaped clown and all. What will be the last thing you do before he dies?

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« Reply #18 on: June 24, 2011, 06:40:16 pm »
Transfer your mind into one of the alligators and turn your old body into some kind of power armor.



This is getting too silly.
He needs companians, so he creates talking alligators that swim in the lava, which accompany him but, unfortunately, talk mostly about bananas.

 :D

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« Reply #19 on: June 24, 2011, 06:45:39 pm »
Transfer your mind into one of the alligators and turn your old body into some kind of power armor.



This is getting too silly.
He needs companians, so he creates talking alligators that swim in the lava, which accompany him but, unfortunately, talk mostly about bananas.

 :D
Who are you again and why in the world would you expect anything resembling rationality or civility in youtube comments?

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« Reply #20 on: September 06, 2011, 03:22:06 pm »
I'm reviving this.

Timmy transfers his mind into the alligator, thus renewing his life. He takes his old, star shaped corpse, fuses it with the alligator, and creates a powerful reptile capable of shooting ice cream out of cannons attached to his body. His life renewed, he ponders this question:

What to do now?

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Re: IT
« Reply #21 on: September 06, 2011, 06:33:57 pm »
Make balloons. But here's the question:

Do they float?
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« Reply #22 on: September 06, 2011, 06:35:59 pm »
Make balloons. But here's the question:

Do they float?
Ohhh yes...

They float all right...

THEY ALL FLOAT!




Oh, and declare war on Taiwan. No, wait, make Taiwan declare war on you!

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« Reply #23 on: September 07, 2011, 03:50:44 pm »
Timmy creates balloons, and they damn well WILL float, or else. Also, using his mind control and creational powers he simultaneously creates Taiwan and makes it declare war on him, for which he scores 500 points for a
COMBO!!!
Anyway, how to dispatch the Taiwanese soldiers?

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Re: IT
« Reply #24 on: September 07, 2011, 07:32:19 pm »
Accidentally the main island.

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Re: IT
« Reply #25 on: September 07, 2011, 09:27:46 pm »
WOMBO COMBO
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Re: IT
« Reply #26 on: October 19, 2011, 12:12:13 pm »
grow 69 tentacles, with which you strangle them all
OK, both of you die and let us know what happens.

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« Reply #27 on: October 19, 2011, 02:10:50 pm »
Barf more delicious ice cream. Surely they will love you after that.
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30. All bumbling conjurers, clumsy squires, no-talent bards, and cowardly thieves in the land will be preemptively put to death. My foes will surely give up and abandon their quest if they have no source of comic relief.

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« Reply #28 on: October 19, 2011, 02:27:10 pm »
Now, I don't have any idea what y'all should do, but if ah did, it sure wouldn't be ta force 'em ta watch Barney the Purple Dinosaur. That'd just be right silly of me.
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« Reply #29 on: February 29, 2012, 02:47:19 pm »
REVIVAL AGAIN, HURP.

Although the Taiwanese begin to worship you for your ice cream barfing powers, you torture them with children's shows and strangle them all.

It's just you and the alligators, and an unpopulated Taiwan in Lethal Lava Land. What to do now?