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« on: June 19, 2011, 03:23:15 pm »
IT sits there, in the void. IT can be anything, do anything. Change anything about itself. Create anything.
Currently, IT is a white cube the size of one cubic inch. IT is floating through nothingness.

My question for you, the readers, is:
What does IT do first?



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Re: IT
« Reply #1 on: June 19, 2011, 03:27:27 pm »
Become scary clown.
Sam is basically right, he's just cranky.

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Re: IT
« Reply #2 on: June 19, 2011, 04:41:47 pm »
become a starfish.

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Re: IT
« Reply #3 on: June 19, 2011, 06:41:32 pm »
Become scary clown.

That barfs ice cream.
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Re: IT
« Reply #4 on: June 20, 2011, 07:55:14 am »
IT is slowly pulled like clay by an invisible force. When the molding is complete, IT is a rather horrifying clown, a clown that can look into your eyes and microwave your soul, after which it will eat said soul while watching Gray's Anatomy. IT slowly is kneaded into a star-shaped organism that is still scary and clown-like, which can kill your soul, etc. IT becomes so nauseous that IT regurgitates a perfect sundae.

My new question, dear onlookers, is:

What is ITs name?

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Re: IT
« Reply #5 on: June 20, 2011, 08:20:15 am »
Scotty Kirkland.

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Re: IT
« Reply #6 on: June 20, 2011, 08:26:24 am »
It.

Or Tim Curry.
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Re: IT
« Reply #7 on: June 20, 2011, 09:53:35 am »
IT knows IT must have a name, and IT asks what IT shall be called. A flurry of ideas come at IT, so IT combines them. This comes out as Timmy Curryland. IT officially makes IT's scary clown starfish self into this person.

Now what will Timmy Curryland create?

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Re: IT
« Reply #8 on: June 20, 2011, 10:24:28 am »
Maine.
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Re: IT
« Reply #9 on: June 20, 2011, 10:29:35 am »
Lethal Lava Land.
Sam is basically right, he's just cranky.

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Re: IT
« Reply #10 on: June 20, 2011, 11:12:33 am »
Timmy Curryland forms land below itself, creating gravity as this happens. A giant pool of lava the shape and size of Maine forms below it, with small platforms floating in the lava. Timmy falls into the lava and starts to burn.

What will you do now?

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Re: IT
« Reply #11 on: June 20, 2011, 02:43:04 pm »
Jump into the pool of lava.

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Re: IT
« Reply #12 on: June 21, 2011, 02:05:46 pm »
Create water in a separate area away from the lava.
In space, no one can hear you scream unless your transmitting it on the right radio frequency.

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Re: IT
« Reply #13 on: June 21, 2011, 06:56:26 pm »
Please regurgitate more ice cream.
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Re: IT
« Reply #14 on: June 21, 2011, 07:53:04 pm »
Grow laser razor cannons.
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Re: IT
« Reply #15 on: June 22, 2011, 12:15:03 am »
Switch to Geico.

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Re: IT
« Reply #16 on: June 23, 2011, 04:18:35 pm »
Create sapient, reptilian life that inhabits the lava.
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« Reply #17 on: June 24, 2011, 09:05:02 am »
Timmy Curryland starts to wade through the lava toward the new pool of water he has created. Once cooled off, he begins to feel the ill effects of the burns and barfs more dessert. At this point he decides, randomly, to create laser cannons sticking from random parts of his body, after which he realizes that he wants to switch to Geico. So he does.

This is getting too silly.

He needs companians, so he creates talking alligators that swim in the lava, which accompany him but, unfortunately, talk mostly about bananas.

MID-LIFE CRISIS!

Timmy is growing older, being a star-shaped clown and all. What will be the last thing you do before he dies?

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Re: IT
« Reply #18 on: June 24, 2011, 06:40:16 pm »
Transfer your mind into one of the alligators and turn your old body into some kind of power armor.



This is getting too silly.
He needs companians, so he creates talking alligators that swim in the lava, which accompany him but, unfortunately, talk mostly about bananas.

 :D

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Re: IT
« Reply #19 on: June 24, 2011, 06:45:39 pm »
Transfer your mind into one of the alligators and turn your old body into some kind of power armor.



This is getting too silly.
He needs companians, so he creates talking alligators that swim in the lava, which accompany him but, unfortunately, talk mostly about bananas.

 :D
Who are you again and why in the world would you expect anything resembling rationality or civility in youtube comments?

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Re: IT
« Reply #20 on: September 06, 2011, 03:22:06 pm »
I'm reviving this.

Timmy transfers his mind into the alligator, thus renewing his life. He takes his old, star shaped corpse, fuses it with the alligator, and creates a powerful reptile capable of shooting ice cream out of cannons attached to his body. His life renewed, he ponders this question:

What to do now?

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Re: IT
« Reply #21 on: September 06, 2011, 06:33:57 pm »
Make balloons. But here's the question:

Do they float?
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Re: IT
« Reply #22 on: September 06, 2011, 06:35:59 pm »
Make balloons. But here's the question:

Do they float?
Ohhh yes...

They float all right...

THEY ALL FLOAT!




Oh, and declare war on Taiwan. No, wait, make Taiwan declare war on you!

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« Reply #23 on: September 07, 2011, 03:50:44 pm »
Timmy creates balloons, and they damn well WILL float, or else. Also, using his mind control and creational powers he simultaneously creates Taiwan and makes it declare war on him, for which he scores 500 points for a
COMBO!!!
Anyway, how to dispatch the Taiwanese soldiers?

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Re: IT
« Reply #24 on: September 07, 2011, 07:32:19 pm »
Accidentally the main island.

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Re: IT
« Reply #25 on: September 07, 2011, 09:27:46 pm »
WOMBO COMBO
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Re: IT
« Reply #26 on: October 19, 2011, 12:12:13 pm »
grow 69 tentacles, with which you strangle them all
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« Reply #27 on: October 19, 2011, 02:10:50 pm »
Barf more delicious ice cream. Surely they will love you after that.
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« Reply #28 on: October 19, 2011, 02:27:10 pm »
Now, I don't have any idea what y'all should do, but if ah did, it sure wouldn't be ta force 'em ta watch Barney the Purple Dinosaur. That'd just be right silly of me.
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« Reply #29 on: February 29, 2012, 02:47:19 pm »
REVIVAL AGAIN, HURP.

Although the Taiwanese begin to worship you for your ice cream barfing powers, you torture them with children's shows and strangle them all.

It's just you and the alligators, and an unpopulated Taiwan in Lethal Lava Land. What to do now?

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Re: IT
« Reply #30 on: March 18, 2012, 04:45:12 pm »
Create a troublesome hipster offspring of yourself.
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« Reply #31 on: October 24, 2012, 03:23:42 pm »
I just wanted to, so I started it again. I'll be more diligent about it in the future.

Suddenly, a bump forms on your scaly skin and falls off. It grows into a smaller version of you, but with chunky glasses and an iPad. He won't stop talking about his ironic hat.

What now?
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« Reply #32 on: October 31, 2012, 07:49:17 am »
Scold that kid and steal his glasses. then make a chessboard with pieces out of frozen air. teach hipsteryou the woes of chess
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« Reply #33 on: October 31, 2012, 02:34:22 pm »
"HOW THE HELL CAN A HAT BE IRONIC?!" yells Timmy at his child, who recoils. He begins to run off to his room to check Facebook for the nth time, but is knocked over by a spurt of ice cream from Timmy's arm cannons.
Summoning chess pieces out of frozen air, Timmy screams, "I WILL NOW TEACH YOU THE WOES OF CHESS!"
After a quick overview of the rules, Timmy proceeds to whip the hipster's ass.

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Re: IT
« Reply #34 on: December 03, 2012, 02:12:42 pm »
Now proceed to create a sister for your son, she should always ask rhetoric questions and steal hipsteryous food

(ooc: i think you should present a storyline to unfold. or else nobody but me will play with you)
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Re: IT
« Reply #35 on: December 07, 2012, 02:43:31 pm »
You create a sister for your dumbass son, who, after orienting herself, swipes the Starbucks latte from her brother's hand.

(ooc: good idea, any suggestions?)

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Re: IT
« Reply #36 on: December 12, 2012, 06:42:20 am »
Create an entire planet with people on it, make one of your children live a life on it. Only to return once he or she is king or queen of the world.
(ooc: This will be the storyline, the kid trying to become king. while the other sibling is trying to mess things up for him, IT watches and enjoys, and every five turns IT will add a vibrant change to the world)
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Re: IT
« Reply #37 on: December 13, 2012, 01:36:24 pm »
That is a great idea. But, I will start a new thread.