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Offline Slinky

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« on: June 19, 2011, 03:23:15 pm »
IT sits there, in the void. IT can be anything, do anything. Change anything about itself. Create anything.
Currently, IT is a white cube the size of one cubic inch. IT is floating through nothingness.

My question for you, the readers, is:
What does IT do first?



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Re: IT
« Reply #1 on: June 19, 2011, 03:27:27 pm »
Become scary clown.
Sam is basically right, he's just cranky.

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Re: IT
« Reply #2 on: June 19, 2011, 04:41:47 pm »
become a starfish.

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Re: IT
« Reply #3 on: June 19, 2011, 06:41:32 pm »
Become scary clown.

That barfs ice cream.
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30. All bumbling conjurers, clumsy squires, no-talent bards, and cowardly thieves in the land will be preemptively put to death. My foes will surely give up and abandon their quest if they have no source of comic relief.

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Re: IT
« Reply #4 on: June 20, 2011, 07:55:14 am »
IT is slowly pulled like clay by an invisible force. When the molding is complete, IT is a rather horrifying clown, a clown that can look into your eyes and microwave your soul, after which it will eat said soul while watching Gray's Anatomy. IT slowly is kneaded into a star-shaped organism that is still scary and clown-like, which can kill your soul, etc. IT becomes so nauseous that IT regurgitates a perfect sundae.

My new question, dear onlookers, is:

What is ITs name?

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Re: IT
« Reply #5 on: June 20, 2011, 08:20:15 am »
Scotty Kirkland.

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Re: IT
« Reply #6 on: June 20, 2011, 08:26:24 am »
It.

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Re: IT
« Reply #7 on: June 20, 2011, 09:53:35 am »
IT knows IT must have a name, and IT asks what IT shall be called. A flurry of ideas come at IT, so IT combines them. This comes out as Timmy Curryland. IT officially makes IT's scary clown starfish self into this person.

Now what will Timmy Curryland create?

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Re: IT
« Reply #8 on: June 20, 2011, 10:24:28 am »
Maine.
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Re: IT
« Reply #9 on: June 20, 2011, 10:29:35 am »
Lethal Lava Land.
Sam is basically right, he's just cranky.

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Re: IT
« Reply #10 on: June 20, 2011, 11:12:33 am »
Timmy Curryland forms land below itself, creating gravity as this happens. A giant pool of lava the shape and size of Maine forms below it, with small platforms floating in the lava. Timmy falls into the lava and starts to burn.

What will you do now?

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Re: IT
« Reply #11 on: June 20, 2011, 02:43:04 pm »
Jump into the pool of lava.

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Re: IT
« Reply #12 on: June 21, 2011, 02:05:46 pm »
Create water in a separate area away from the lava.
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Re: IT
« Reply #13 on: June 21, 2011, 06:56:26 pm »
Please regurgitate more ice cream.
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Re: IT
« Reply #14 on: June 21, 2011, 07:53:04 pm »
Grow laser razor cannons.
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