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Here's a Thing
« on: June 19, 2011, 09:58:11 pm »
Old story- One year when I was in High School the locker I was assigned still had stuff in it. Most of it was unassuming school papers but I kept the more... interesting stuff.
This is a story that was included in the pile. Written, presumably, in 2006. I only just now transcribed it with odd capitalization and on/off ghetto spelling intact.

https://docs.google.com/document/d/19rmrTud4S17fu35e81MiNf62eWpOqt2pSQquPMuoWPY/edit?hl=en_US


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Re: Here's a Thing
« Reply #1 on: June 19, 2011, 10:58:36 pm »
Is she hot?

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Re: Here's a Thing
« Reply #2 on: June 20, 2011, 03:00:19 am »
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Shannon: Sarah do you feel that?
Sarah: Yea I do somethins coming.
Shannon: What do you think it is?
Sarah: I dont know but its big

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Re: Here's a Thing
« Reply #3 on: June 20, 2011, 09:50:21 am »
The next line was going to be "WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU ARE DOING YOU MOTHER ****ERS!"

It was.................................................
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Re: Here's a Thing
« Reply #4 on: June 20, 2011, 02:20:56 pm »
Is she hot?

I've never met Sarah Green. But there was an address among the papers...
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Re: Here's a Thing
« Reply #5 on: June 20, 2011, 02:32:45 pm »
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Shannon: Wats up James
James: nothin Jus shoppin for sum food
Shannon: LOL so am I.

LOL!
No way dude, you're trolling me.

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Re: Here's a Thing
« Reply #6 on: June 20, 2011, 02:37:41 pm »
Shared this with a few people.

Every single one thought this needs to be filmed.
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Re: Here's a Thing
« Reply #7 on: June 20, 2011, 03:20:47 pm »
Filmed and then sent to her house on DVD.
No way dude, you're trolling me.

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Re: Here's a Thing
« Reply #8 on: June 20, 2011, 03:34:10 pm »
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They were told to break apart Shannon + Sarah because they are too Powerful and might make tha dead.

The mention or persuade a person to fall in the wrong teachings or doctrines of Arts and fgairly unreasonable.  ::)
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Re: Here's a Thing
« Reply #9 on: June 20, 2011, 04:15:09 pm »
Is she hot?

I've never met Sarah Green. But there was an address among the papers...

MAIL COPIES TO HER.

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Re: Here's a Thing
« Reply #10 on: June 21, 2011, 06:05:35 am »
Shared this with a few people.

Every single one thought this needs to be filmed.

I'm writing the script in Celtx as we speak. Under the assumption it's a film, not a play.
« Last Edit: June 21, 2011, 06:07:55 am by Haseri »

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Re: Here's a Thing
« Reply #11 on: June 21, 2011, 06:11:38 am »
We need to do the Noire Crime Thriller interpretation, but also the Broadway Musical Interpretation.
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Re: Here's a Thing
« Reply #12 on: June 21, 2011, 06:22:09 am »
This has me thinking... we should share stories we wrote as children. I just so happen to have transcribed one myself:

Yeah...

<.< >.>

Edit: I made a new thread for this so I don't hijack this one: http://www.gamingsteve.com/blab/index.php?topic=18053.0
« Last Edit: June 21, 2011, 07:14:54 am by Oviraptor »