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Offline SimplyNecro

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In my evil secret lair of evil secrets
« on: June 15, 2011, 06:08:30 am »
Soon my domination will commence, no one can stop me!

None shall be able to find my evil secret lair of evil secrets!

None shall be able to penetrate it's defenses!

NONE. SHALL. STOP. ME.

MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MUHAHAHAHAHA AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA


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30. All bumbling conjurers, clumsy squires, no-talent bards, and cowardly thieves in the land will be preemptively put to death. My foes will surely give up and abandon their quest if they have no source of comic relief.

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Re: In my evil secret lair of evil secrets
« Reply #1 on: June 15, 2011, 07:28:21 am »
*burst into room*



Hey, will you cut that out?! The entire neighborhood's trying to get some slee- Oh, hey...



...



...



*nervous smile*



I'll just walk back out this door, and pretend that nothing happened...



*slowly walks away*

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Re: In my evil secret lair of evil secrets
« Reply #2 on: June 15, 2011, 12:42:10 pm »
*bumps into Yuu*

Get out of the way.

*blasts Yuu's head with my laser pistol*

Okay, Necro, you interrupted MY Evil Laugh. Now you will die.

*draws lightsaber in a very cliche way, prepares to either decapitate or carve initials in Necro*

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Re: In my evil secret lair of evil secrets
« Reply #3 on: June 15, 2011, 12:52:21 pm »
*bolts in*

WAIT!!!

*pulls out a plunger*

IF YOU MAKE ONE WRONG MOVE, I'LL DETONATE THE WHOLE TOWN!!!
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Re: In my evil secret lair of evil secrets
« Reply #4 on: June 15, 2011, 01:53:07 pm »
Slinky! Dr. Octagonapus, my old foes!

So you have come stop me? Well guess what...

No seriously. Guess.
Quote from: The Evil Overlords Handbook
30. All bumbling conjurers, clumsy squires, no-talent bards, and cowardly thieves in the land will be preemptively put to death. My foes will surely give up and abandon their quest if they have no source of comic relief.

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Re: In my evil secret lair of evil secrets
« Reply #5 on: June 15, 2011, 01:57:35 pm »
Uuuummmm...NOOOO!!

You're going to make us watch the Super Mario Bros. Super Show! No I beg of you, don't torture us so! Have mercy!


*readies lightsaber*

Just kidding.

*evil grin*
*begins to fight*

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Re: In my evil secret lair of evil secrets
« Reply #6 on: June 15, 2011, 02:00:40 pm »
*Blocks, then kicks Slinky back*

Now Slinky...you know the rules.

*Music starts playing*

Ahh, thats better.

*Readies dark magic and lightsaber proof swords*

*Resumes fight*
Quote from: The Evil Overlords Handbook
30. All bumbling conjurers, clumsy squires, no-talent bards, and cowardly thieves in the land will be preemptively put to death. My foes will surely give up and abandon their quest if they have no source of comic relief.

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Re: In my evil secret lair of evil secrets
« Reply #7 on: June 15, 2011, 02:06:37 pm »
Don't do it... don't come one step closer!
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Re: In my evil secret lair of evil secrets
« Reply #8 on: June 15, 2011, 04:06:26 pm »
*Takes out a lightsaber-proof sword-proof lightsaber, gets confused, presses Start and takes a lunch break*

Here have some chicken salad.

*Puts new batteries in controller, realizes that they are bite-sized Charleston Chews, puts real batteries in, presses Start again*

SimplyNecro, I will combat a greater evil...Dr. Octogonapus's plunger!

*at this point I slice in half the plunger, disintegrate Dr.'s Head, place his charred corpse next to Yuu's, and transform into Mr.T*

Okay, now let's fight, FOOL!

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Re: In my evil secret lair of evil secrets
« Reply #9 on: June 19, 2011, 08:00:44 pm »
So many lightsabers.
I prefer my Quantumsaber. You don't know whether or not it has killed you until you're dead.

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Re: In my evil secret lair of evil secrets
« Reply #10 on: June 28, 2011, 05:10:02 pm »
*my ghost rises up*

FOOLS! YOU HAVE NO POSSIBLE IDEA WHAT POWERS YOU TOY WITH!!!

*attempts to possess Luminar*

I MUST NOW TAKE MATTERS INTO MY OWN HANDS.
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Re: In my evil secret lair of evil secrets
« Reply #11 on: June 28, 2011, 05:47:04 pm »
*Bursts in through the door*

HAY GUYS! WHATS UP!?
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