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Offline Lookatroopa

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The unindentified red cell
« on: June 14, 2011, 12:48:41 pm »
This is my incredibly original story about a red cell.
It's kinda hopeless now, so it should evolve.

Name: Not worthy enough for a name
Sight: Blind
Defense: Liquid-like
Diet: None
Speed: Inanimate
Attack: None



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Re: The unindentified red cell
« Reply #1 on: June 15, 2011, 01:45:01 pm »
ATTAAAAAAACK!!!
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Re: The unindentified red cell
« Reply #2 on: June 16, 2011, 05:24:44 am »
How can he search for prey if he's immobile?

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Re: The unindentified red cell
« Reply #3 on: June 16, 2011, 07:44:04 am »
Name: Not worthy enough for a name
Sight: Blind
Defense: Liquid-like
Diet: None
Speed: Slow
Attack: None


What are we gonna do now?

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Re: The unindentified red cell
« Reply #4 on: June 17, 2011, 11:57:35 am »
How can it even live without energy?
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Re: The unindentified red cell
« Reply #5 on: June 17, 2011, 01:28:23 pm »
Who said that it lives?
Shocking developement!

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Re: The unindentified red cell
« Reply #6 on: June 17, 2011, 05:09:48 pm »
Suddenly, Zombies!   D :

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Re: The unindentified red cell
« Reply #7 on: June 17, 2011, 05:12:41 pm »
Suddenly, photosynthesis!

Not that hard to figure out.

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Re: The unindentified red cell
« Reply #8 on: June 18, 2011, 12:34:06 am »
Except its diet specifically states that it doesn't take in anything. At all.   :(

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Diet: None


If Reddy was photosynthetic, he should have a diet of sunlight.   :-\

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Re: The unindentified red cell
« Reply #9 on: June 18, 2011, 10:57:00 am »
Name: Reddy
Sight: Colorblind
Defense: Liquid-like
Diet: None
Speed: Slow
Attack: None

It will get a better name if it lives.

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Re: The unindentified red cell
« Reply #10 on: June 19, 2011, 02:17:26 am »
How the hell can it reproduce, and therefore evolve, without a diet? Surely it gets energy from somewhere.
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Re: The unindentified red cell
« Reply #11 on: June 19, 2011, 02:17:53 am »
Name: Poolspeck
Sight: Colorblind
Defense: Liquid-like
Diet: Meat
Speed: Slow
Attack: None

You're getting hungry...
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Re: The unindentified red cell
« Reply #12 on: June 19, 2011, 05:50:42 am »
How the hell can it reproduce, and therefore evolve, without a diet? Surely it gets energy from somewhere.
It evolves like Pokeymanz, Badger

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Re: The unindentified red cell
« Reply #13 on: June 19, 2011, 03:15:46 pm »
Obviously you will eat the pink thing, or as it sees it, gray.

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Re: The unindentified red cell
« Reply #14 on: June 19, 2011, 08:10:07 pm »
Befriend it.

Later, you can fuse with it to make yourself stronger.

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Re: The unindentified red cell
« Reply #15 on: June 19, 2011, 11:39:40 pm »
Nom nom nom.
In space, no one can hear you scream unless your transmitting it on the right radio frequency.

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Re: The unindentified red cell
« Reply #16 on: June 20, 2011, 04:22:52 am »
Befriend it.
Oh yeah, let's troll this thread.
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Re: The unindentified red cell
« Reply #17 on: June 20, 2011, 08:17:26 am »
Befriend it.
Oh yeah, let's troll this thread.

Don't make me bring out my ponies...
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Re: The unindentified red cell
« Reply #18 on: June 20, 2011, 08:54:45 am »
I gather some people here haven't heard of internally-residing symbiotic algae yet?

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Re: The unindentified red cell
« Reply #19 on: June 20, 2011, 08:57:53 am »
Nope.
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Re: The unindentified red cell
« Reply #20 on: June 20, 2011, 09:54:56 am »
No. Eat the damn pink thing. You can merge when you're not starving.

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Re: The unindentified red cell
« Reply #21 on: June 21, 2011, 10:43:54 am »
Name: Poolspeck
Sight: Colorblind
Defense: Liquid-like
Diet: Meat
Speed: Slow
Attack: None
Belly: 1/2

Let's evolve again.

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Re: The unindentified red cell
« Reply #22 on: June 21, 2011, 02:08:20 pm »
I like the minimalistic approach of this. It's almost art.
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Re: The unindentified red cell
« Reply #23 on: June 25, 2011, 07:06:50 am »
Where did all the voters go?

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Re: The unindentified red cell
« Reply #24 on: June 25, 2011, 07:13:31 am »
Well, since eveyone wants to focus on offense, might as well vote for it as well.


Also, is that a face?

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Re: The unindentified red cell
« Reply #25 on: June 25, 2011, 08:10:43 am »
What do you mean?

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Re: The unindentified red cell
« Reply #26 on: June 25, 2011, 02:10:02 pm »
The white stuff are what I assume his/her eyes, so in that angle he look like he/she has a nose.

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Re: The unindentified red cell
« Reply #27 on: June 25, 2011, 02:26:34 pm »
No, it's just the shape of the body.

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Re: The unindentified red cell
« Reply #28 on: June 27, 2011, 05:32:20 am »
We must OM NOM NOM NOM!
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Re: The unindentified red cell
« Reply #29 on: June 27, 2011, 08:19:45 am »
Name: Poolspeck
Sight: Colorblind
Defense: Liquid-like
Diet: Meat
Speed: Slow
Attack: Fangs
Belly: 40/100

What now?

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Re: The unindentified red cell
« Reply #30 on: June 27, 2011, 08:42:20 am »
Defense!

As it stands, we're just waiting to get our backs bitten. Let's grow a mineralized spike in our rear.

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Re: The unindentified red cell
« Reply #31 on: June 28, 2011, 03:21:24 am »
Name: Poolspeck
Sight: Colorblind
Defense: Small spikes
Diet: Meat
Speed: Slow
Attack: Fangs
Belly: 30/100

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Re: The unindentified red cell
« Reply #32 on: November 23, 2011, 07:59:51 am »
This topic is legally dead now, right? If not, I'd like to continue this.

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Re: The unindentified red cell
« Reply #33 on: November 23, 2011, 09:31:55 am »
Go for it.

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Re: The unindentified red cell
« Reply #34 on: November 23, 2011, 09:45:17 am »
Whatever floats your boat.
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Re: The unindentified red cell
« Reply #35 on: November 23, 2011, 10:13:43 am »
Awesome, but I'm going to need suggestions on what to do.

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Re: The unindentified red cell
« Reply #36 on: December 24, 2011, 01:45:32 am »
How about more attacks like spikes or something.
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Re: The unindentified red cell
« Reply #37 on: December 24, 2011, 06:01:30 am »
Name: Poolspeck
Sight: Colorblind
Defense: Small spikes
Diet: Meat
Speed: Slow
Attack: Fangs and spikes
Belly: 20/100


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Re: The unindentified red cell
« Reply #38 on: January 08, 2012, 03:17:59 am »
Name: Poolspeck
Sight: Colorblind
Defense: Small spikes
Diet: Meat
Speed: Slow
Attack: Fangs and spikes
Belly: 20/100


That's what I'm talking about! Now make it evolve a shell please! :)
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