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Offline Lookatroopa

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The unindentified red cell
« on: June 14, 2011, 12:48:41 pm »
This is my incredibly original story about a red cell.
It's kinda hopeless now, so it should evolve.

Name: Not worthy enough for a name
Sight: Blind
Defense: Liquid-like
Diet: None
Speed: Inanimate
Attack: None



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Re: The unindentified red cell
« Reply #1 on: June 15, 2011, 01:45:01 pm »
ATTAAAAAAACK!!!
Who are you again and why in the world would you expect anything resembling rationality or civility in youtube comments?

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Re: The unindentified red cell
« Reply #2 on: June 16, 2011, 05:24:44 am »
How can he search for prey if he's immobile?

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Re: The unindentified red cell
« Reply #3 on: June 16, 2011, 07:44:04 am »
Name: Not worthy enough for a name
Sight: Blind
Defense: Liquid-like
Diet: None
Speed: Slow
Attack: None


What are we gonna do now?

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Re: The unindentified red cell
« Reply #4 on: June 17, 2011, 11:57:35 am »
How can it even live without energy?
There is, of course, a difference between having a laugh with someone, and having a laugh at their expense

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Re: The unindentified red cell
« Reply #5 on: June 17, 2011, 01:28:23 pm »
Who said that it lives?
Shocking developement!

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Re: The unindentified red cell
« Reply #6 on: June 17, 2011, 05:09:48 pm »
Suddenly, Zombies!   D :

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Re: The unindentified red cell
« Reply #7 on: June 17, 2011, 05:12:41 pm »
Suddenly, photosynthesis!

Not that hard to figure out.

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Re: The unindentified red cell
« Reply #8 on: June 18, 2011, 12:34:06 am »
Except its diet specifically states that it doesn't take in anything. At all.   :(

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Diet: None


If Reddy was photosynthetic, he should have a diet of sunlight.   :-\

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Re: The unindentified red cell
« Reply #9 on: June 18, 2011, 10:57:00 am »
Name: Reddy
Sight: Colorblind
Defense: Liquid-like
Diet: None
Speed: Slow
Attack: None

It will get a better name if it lives.

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Re: The unindentified red cell
« Reply #10 on: June 19, 2011, 02:17:26 am »
How the hell can it reproduce, and therefore evolve, without a diet? Surely it gets energy from somewhere.
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Re: The unindentified red cell
« Reply #11 on: June 19, 2011, 02:17:53 am »
Name: Poolspeck
Sight: Colorblind
Defense: Liquid-like
Diet: Meat
Speed: Slow
Attack: None

You're getting hungry...
« Last Edit: June 21, 2011, 10:41:57 am by Lookatroopa »

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Re: The unindentified red cell
« Reply #12 on: June 19, 2011, 05:50:42 am »
How the hell can it reproduce, and therefore evolve, without a diet? Surely it gets energy from somewhere.
It evolves like Pokeymanz, Badger

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Re: The unindentified red cell
« Reply #13 on: June 19, 2011, 03:15:46 pm »
Obviously you will eat the pink thing, or as it sees it, gray.

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Re: The unindentified red cell
« Reply #14 on: June 19, 2011, 08:10:07 pm »
Befriend it.

Later, you can fuse with it to make yourself stronger.