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Offline Slinky

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Re: The Guild of Neutrality
« Reply #15 on: July 04, 2011, 03:09:13 pm »
*Looks at the Kaizer-shaped hole in the door*

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Re: The Guild of Neutrality
« Reply #16 on: July 04, 2011, 03:48:37 pm »
Ok, we need to work on our coordination later.

Nevertheless...

CONTINUE THE ASSAULT!

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Re: The Guild of Neutrality
« Reply #17 on: July 04, 2011, 04:37:33 pm »
A Macguffin crystal? Oh, you must have the wrong address, the House of Good next door has the Macguffin. I thought it was fairly obvious that Neutrally aligned factions never have the Macguffin.
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Re: The Guild of Neutrality
« Reply #18 on: July 04, 2011, 04:45:07 pm »
of course! now then let us destroy those foolish good doers once and for al....oooh is that a cheese and cracker spread!

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Re: The Guild of Neutrality
« Reply #19 on: July 15, 2011, 05:17:51 am »
l....oooh is that a cheese and cracker spread!

Why yes, yes it is!
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Re: The Guild of Neutrality
« Reply #20 on: July 15, 2011, 12:13:24 pm »
Kaizer, you should be fired for lack of focus. Really, how can you-hey, a butterfly!

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Re: The Guild of Neutrality
« Reply #21 on: July 15, 2011, 01:13:48 pm »
Kaizer, you should be fired for lack of focus. Really, how can you-hey, a butterfly!

Would you like to see our extensive pollinator garden?

It has every pollinating animal species you can imagine, and some that you can't.
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Re: The Guild of Neutrality
« Reply #22 on: July 15, 2011, 02:12:21 pm »
*mouth full of cheese n crackers*

what? Nho! we are here for the machguffin chrystal of chourse!

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Re: The Guild of Neutrality
« Reply #23 on: July 15, 2011, 02:22:21 pm »
I'd like to see the garden, actually. I'm a little eviled-out.

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Re: The Guild of Neutrality
« Reply #24 on: July 15, 2011, 06:45:27 pm »
I already told you guys, its in the House of Good next door!

I'd like to see the garden, actually. I'm a little eviled-out.

Sure, go down the hall on your right, take a left, another left, then a right, go straight down the hall and the door to it will be on the right.
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Re: The Guild of Neutrality
« Reply #25 on: July 18, 2011, 12:54:27 pm »
When I open the door there will be a pool of water I fall in, which will make me on your side, because water is neutral, am I right?

Anyway, the reason I'm eviled out is that I'm actually the founder of the Institute for Fickle People!

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Re: The Guild of Neutrality
« Reply #26 on: July 18, 2011, 06:07:54 pm »
I saw a butterfly once. It was preeeeetyyyyyy...
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Re: The Guild of Neutrality
« Reply #27 on: November 25, 2011, 09:47:04 am »
Well, it looks like it's time to convene for our next meeting!

Did anyone bring grape soda?
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Re: The Guild of Neutrality
« Reply #28 on: November 25, 2011, 05:35:55 pm »
Not necessarily grape soda, but I did bring new wine.

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Re: The Guild of Neutrality
« Reply #29 on: November 26, 2011, 09:37:30 am »
I'm just gonna put that next to this Swiss cheese, which, as you know, is the official cheese of our guild.
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