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The Guild of Neutrality
« on: June 09, 2011, 01:53:54 pm »
Come all ye downtrodden, ye non-heroes, ye non-villains! Come and see what wonders we have to present!


Who are you again and why in the world would you expect anything resembling rationality or civility in youtube comments?

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Re: The Guild of Neutrality
« Reply #1 on: June 09, 2011, 09:20:03 pm »
*enters room*


Woah, Switzerland has its own guild now?

Interesting...

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Re: The Guild of Neutrality
« Reply #2 on: June 10, 2011, 11:27:05 am »
*Walks in behind Yuu*

Nice place here.
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Re: The Guild of Neutrality
« Reply #3 on: June 15, 2011, 12:43:43 pm »
*wanders in*
*peeks at map*

This doesn't look like Wend- heeeeyyyy, cool!

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Re: The Guild of Neutrality
« Reply #4 on: July 02, 2011, 12:55:20 pm »
Behold, our atom made entirely of NEUTRONS!!

IT DEFIES ALL KNOWN LAWS OF PHYSICS!

ahahAHAHAhAHAAHAHHA!!!
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Re: The Guild of Neutrality
« Reply #5 on: July 02, 2011, 01:18:25 pm »
Sweet, that mean I can finally make neutronium now?
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Re: The Guild of Neutrality
« Reply #6 on: July 02, 2011, 01:23:51 pm »
OF COURSE!!!
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Re: The Guild of Neutrality
« Reply #7 on: July 02, 2011, 02:53:36 pm »
*Bashes through the door*

Guild of Neutrality! I Necro! Have come to destroy you all in the name of The evil council of evil associates who are evil!

Death to all who oppose us!

*Robots and mutants proceed to assault the facility*
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Re: The Guild of Neutrality
« Reply #8 on: July 02, 2011, 03:14:27 pm »
Ah, but you cannot do that my good friend, Necro! Since this is the Guild of Neutrality, we are effectively neutral in anything and everything! We are un-involved with anything that is currently going on, which means we have taken no sides. So therefor, you cannot attack us.
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Re: The Guild of Neutrality
« Reply #9 on: July 02, 2011, 03:36:00 pm »
Ah, but you cannot do that my good friend, Necro!

Actually....

Since this is the Guild of Neutrality, we are effectively neutral in anything and everything!

You will find my good friend...

That evil...

Does not...

Give two ****s...

We are uninvolved with anything that is currently going on, which means we have taken no sides.

Which makes you about as usefull as tits on a bull and thus useless to me.

...

Your existence irks me.

So therefor, you cannot attack us.

Mr. Mutant and Shootie robot would like to have a word with you. In violence. I would to.
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Re: The Guild of Neutrality
« Reply #10 on: July 02, 2011, 07:24:33 pm »
I'm sorry, but I'll respectfully decline the two ****s and since you seem to wish to brutally murder us, then I'll just have to introduce you to Mr. Nano-Disassembler and Mrs. Near Light Impactor.
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Re: The Guild of Neutrality
« Reply #11 on: July 04, 2011, 02:14:30 pm »
Ah, and here is Dr. Large Hadron Collider!

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Re: The Guild of Neutrality
« Reply #12 on: July 04, 2011, 02:30:42 pm »
Excellent Slinky!

All units, proceed with the assault. and remember. We have reserves.

Hand over the Macguffin crystal, and perhaps I will kill you quickly...

The guild is now attack on all sides by mutants, robots, daemons, and all sorts of monstrosities as the Evil Council fights resistance whereever they find it and search of the Mucguffin crystals.
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Re: The Guild of Neutrality
« Reply #13 on: July 04, 2011, 02:41:07 pm »
Dammit, Necro! I told you I was looking for the MacGyver crystals! You've now exposed my identity as a disguised villain in the Guild! I WANT TO HELP YOU!!

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Re: The Guild of Neutrality
« Reply #14 on: July 04, 2011, 03:01:28 pm »
*busts through the door*

friggen hell guys! We were still in our meeting! I know we are evil and all but a bit of politeness never hurt you know!



also somebody broke the front door you might want to get that fixed, it's giving a terrible draft in here!