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The Guild of Neutrality
« on: June 09, 2011, 01:53:54 pm »
Come all ye downtrodden, ye non-heroes, ye non-villains! Come and see what wonders we have to present!


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Re: The Guild of Neutrality
« Reply #1 on: June 09, 2011, 09:20:03 pm »
*enters room*


Woah, Switzerland has its own guild now?

Interesting...

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Re: The Guild of Neutrality
« Reply #2 on: June 10, 2011, 11:27:05 am »
*Walks in behind Yuu*

Nice place here.
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Re: The Guild of Neutrality
« Reply #3 on: June 15, 2011, 12:43:43 pm »
*wanders in*
*peeks at map*

This doesn't look like Wend- heeeeyyyy, cool!

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Re: The Guild of Neutrality
« Reply #4 on: July 02, 2011, 12:55:20 pm »
Behold, our atom made entirely of NEUTRONS!!

IT DEFIES ALL KNOWN LAWS OF PHYSICS!

ahahAHAHAhAHAAHAHHA!!!
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Re: The Guild of Neutrality
« Reply #5 on: July 02, 2011, 01:18:25 pm »
Sweet, that mean I can finally make neutronium now?
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Re: The Guild of Neutrality
« Reply #6 on: July 02, 2011, 01:23:51 pm »
OF COURSE!!!
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Re: The Guild of Neutrality
« Reply #7 on: July 02, 2011, 02:53:36 pm »
*Bashes through the door*

Guild of Neutrality! I Necro! Have come to destroy you all in the name of The evil council of evil associates who are evil!

Death to all who oppose us!

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Re: The Guild of Neutrality
« Reply #8 on: July 02, 2011, 03:14:27 pm »
Ah, but you cannot do that my good friend, Necro! Since this is the Guild of Neutrality, we are effectively neutral in anything and everything! We are un-involved with anything that is currently going on, which means we have taken no sides. So therefor, you cannot attack us.
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Re: The Guild of Neutrality
« Reply #9 on: July 02, 2011, 03:36:00 pm »
Ah, but you cannot do that my good friend, Necro!

Actually....

Since this is the Guild of Neutrality, we are effectively neutral in anything and everything!

You will find my good friend...

That evil...

Does not...

Give two ****s...

We are uninvolved with anything that is currently going on, which means we have taken no sides.

Which makes you about as usefull as tits on a bull and thus useless to me.

...

Your existence irks me.

So therefor, you cannot attack us.

Mr. Mutant and Shootie robot would like to have a word with you. In violence. I would to.
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Re: The Guild of Neutrality
« Reply #10 on: July 02, 2011, 07:24:33 pm »
I'm sorry, but I'll respectfully decline the two ****s and since you seem to wish to brutally murder us, then I'll just have to introduce you to Mr. Nano-Disassembler and Mrs. Near Light Impactor.
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Re: The Guild of Neutrality
« Reply #11 on: July 04, 2011, 02:14:30 pm »
Ah, and here is Dr. Large Hadron Collider!

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Re: The Guild of Neutrality
« Reply #12 on: July 04, 2011, 02:30:42 pm »
Excellent Slinky!

All units, proceed with the assault. and remember. We have reserves.

Hand over the Macguffin crystal, and perhaps I will kill you quickly...

The guild is now attack on all sides by mutants, robots, daemons, and all sorts of monstrosities as the Evil Council fights resistance whereever they find it and search of the Mucguffin crystals.
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Re: The Guild of Neutrality
« Reply #13 on: July 04, 2011, 02:41:07 pm »
Dammit, Necro! I told you I was looking for the MacGyver crystals! You've now exposed my identity as a disguised villain in the Guild! I WANT TO HELP YOU!!

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Re: The Guild of Neutrality
« Reply #14 on: July 04, 2011, 03:01:28 pm »
*busts through the door*

friggen hell guys! We were still in our meeting! I know we are evil and all but a bit of politeness never hurt you know!



also somebody broke the front door you might want to get that fixed, it's giving a terrible draft in here!

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Re: The Guild of Neutrality
« Reply #15 on: July 04, 2011, 03:09:13 pm »
*Looks at the Kaizer-shaped hole in the door*

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Re: The Guild of Neutrality
« Reply #16 on: July 04, 2011, 03:48:37 pm »
Ok, we need to work on our coordination later.

Nevertheless...

CONTINUE THE ASSAULT!

If we cannot steal the Macguffin crystal through trickery we shall do so with bloody murder!
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Re: The Guild of Neutrality
« Reply #17 on: July 04, 2011, 04:37:33 pm »
A Macguffin crystal? Oh, you must have the wrong address, the House of Good next door has the Macguffin. I thought it was fairly obvious that Neutrally aligned factions never have the Macguffin.
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Re: The Guild of Neutrality
« Reply #18 on: July 04, 2011, 04:45:07 pm »
of course! now then let us destroy those foolish good doers once and for al....oooh is that a cheese and cracker spread!

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Re: The Guild of Neutrality
« Reply #19 on: July 15, 2011, 05:17:51 am »
l....oooh is that a cheese and cracker spread!

Why yes, yes it is!
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Re: The Guild of Neutrality
« Reply #20 on: July 15, 2011, 12:13:24 pm »
Kaizer, you should be fired for lack of focus. Really, how can you-hey, a butterfly!

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Re: The Guild of Neutrality
« Reply #21 on: July 15, 2011, 01:13:48 pm »
Kaizer, you should be fired for lack of focus. Really, how can you-hey, a butterfly!

Would you like to see our extensive pollinator garden?

It has every pollinating animal species you can imagine, and some that you can't.
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Re: The Guild of Neutrality
« Reply #22 on: July 15, 2011, 02:12:21 pm »
*mouth full of cheese n crackers*

what? Nho! we are here for the machguffin chrystal of chourse!

*swallows*


Now hand it over or feel the wrath of my many unnamed henchman!

and let me assure you they are all quite deadly!

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Re: The Guild of Neutrality
« Reply #23 on: July 15, 2011, 02:22:21 pm »
I'd like to see the garden, actually. I'm a little eviled-out.

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Re: The Guild of Neutrality
« Reply #24 on: July 15, 2011, 06:45:27 pm »
I already told you guys, its in the House of Good next door!

I'd like to see the garden, actually. I'm a little eviled-out.

Sure, go down the hall on your right, take a left, another left, then a right, go straight down the hall and the door to it will be on the right.
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Re: The Guild of Neutrality
« Reply #25 on: July 18, 2011, 12:54:27 pm »
When I open the door there will be a pool of water I fall in, which will make me on your side, because water is neutral, am I right?

Anyway, the reason I'm eviled out is that I'm actually the founder of the Institute for Fickle People!

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Re: The Guild of Neutrality
« Reply #26 on: July 18, 2011, 06:07:54 pm »
I saw a butterfly once. It was preeeeetyyyyyy...
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Re: The Guild of Neutrality
« Reply #27 on: November 25, 2011, 09:47:04 am »
Well, it looks like it's time to convene for our next meeting!

Did anyone bring grape soda?
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Re: The Guild of Neutrality
« Reply #28 on: November 25, 2011, 05:35:55 pm »
Not necessarily grape soda, but I did bring new wine.

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Re: The Guild of Neutrality
« Reply #29 on: November 26, 2011, 09:37:30 am »
I'm just gonna put that next to this Swiss cheese, which, as you know, is the official cheese of our guild.
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Re: The Guild of Neutrality
« Reply #30 on: November 26, 2011, 11:01:15 am »
I brought cookies!
...Oh wait, these are muffins.

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Re: The Guild of Neutrality
« Reply #31 on: November 30, 2011, 07:37:16 pm »
Mmm... Muffins.

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Re: The Guild of Neutrality
« Reply #32 on: December 02, 2011, 02:38:32 pm »
Yes! Now that's everything except the delegates from the other meeting-houses.
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Re: The Guild of Neutrality
« Reply #33 on: December 02, 2011, 04:34:34 pm »
*busts through the boarded up hole from last year*

YES IT IS I!

KAIZER SEBASTIAN SAIHU THE 3RD

DESTROYER OF WALLS AND ALL THAT IS GOOD!

Behold! For I have brought with me the most fearsome of foods, crafted within the fiery fire of the pits of burning hellfire of ulgra'thor and refined in my mothers kitchen!

*tosses a platter of burnt cookies*

and do not worry about taking my coat, it seems there's quite a draft in here, you should really get that looked at!

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Re: The Guild of Neutrality
« Reply #34 on: December 03, 2011, 09:46:26 am »
I'll get right on it, then! Now, what about the delegate from the Hall of Heroes?
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Re: The Guild of Neutrality
« Reply #35 on: December 03, 2011, 01:25:12 pm »
*wakes up*

What?

*goes unconscious on the floor again*

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Re: The Guild of Neutrality
« Reply #36 on: February 07, 2012, 01:27:09 pm »
Is anyone still here?
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Re: The Guild of Neutrality
« Reply #37 on: February 07, 2012, 03:04:11 pm »
Although I continue to be dead, I am the Immediate Former President of the Being Alive Club. Also, the institute for fickle people.