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Offline Plank of Wood

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It's time to Deal with this Menace
« on: May 28, 2011, 01:44:15 pm »
I think it's time that we, as a forum, deal with the menace known as "Sam".

I myself shall hunt him from the shadows, waiting for him to make a mistake. And when he does, I will bring him to justice - and may god have mercy on his tortured soul when he is brought to account for his crimes.


And just call me... The Plank.


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Re: It's time to Deal with this Menace
« Reply #1 on: May 28, 2011, 01:55:04 pm »
Can I be the idealistic young district attorney that hopes to help you bring justice to our fair forums?
I totally won't freak out if you let the girl I love die in an explosion.
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Re: It's time to Deal with this Menace
« Reply #2 on: May 28, 2011, 01:57:08 pm »
Who's on board with Plank? I thought his delivery was a bit too wooden so i'm kind of on the fence about it, it's only with some treepidation that i'll stick with him for now. Maybe his cause will twig later.

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Re: It's time to Deal with this Menace
« Reply #3 on: May 28, 2011, 01:59:51 pm »
Not me.

Every guy that sets out to stop Sam fails miserably 

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Re: It's time to Deal with this Menace
« Reply #4 on: May 28, 2011, 02:05:07 pm »
Not me.

Every guy that sets out to stop Sam fails miserably 

Some people are born followers... and others, leaders.

* Plank of Wood stares into the distance.
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Re: It's time to Deal with this Menace
« Reply #5 on: May 28, 2011, 02:12:31 pm »
Not me.

Every guy that sets out to stop Sam fails miserably 

Some people are born followers... and others, leaders.

* Plank of Wood stares into the distance.

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Re: It's time to Deal with this Menace
« Reply #6 on: May 28, 2011, 02:19:38 pm »
Who's on board with Plank? I thought his delivery was a bit too wooden so i'm kind of on the fence about it, it's only with some treepidation that i'll stick with him for now. Maybe his cause will twig later.

Oooh. I like this one. Hoo hoo hee hee.

Want to get in on deadly shenanigans?

They can call you the PUNMASTER.

And do your worst PLANKMAN. Or should I say... Woodman. HEE HEE HOO HA HA HA HAAAAAAA!
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Re: It's time to Deal with this Menace
« Reply #7 on: May 28, 2011, 03:38:04 pm »
As your corrupt chief of police, I'd like to categorically state that I'm totally not working for Sam at all.

Did i say 'corrupt'? I meant 'friendly, local'.

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Re: It's time to Deal with this Menace
« Reply #8 on: May 28, 2011, 04:07:01 pm »
Here's your 'laundry', chief. Hoo hoo hee hee.



Also a couple of pictures of your family, and a picture of a bark chipper. HOW'D THOSE GET THERE HA HA HA.
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Re: It's time to Deal with this Menace
« Reply #9 on: May 28, 2011, 05:46:00 pm »
One of the best platforms you can use when hunting a SAM is to use an aircraft like the F-4G shown below:


Aircraft of this era and design were specially fitted with sensors under the nose and on top of the tail to permit the rapid and precise localisation of SAM launchers. Now looking at the type of SAM you are planning to engage... wait... what the?

Curse you homonym, you fooled me again.

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Re: It's time to Deal with this Menace
« Reply #10 on: May 28, 2011, 05:56:02 pm »
Hey Sam, do you want to know how I became a plank?


My father was a lumberjack, and one night he was cutting down more trees than usual. One of the trees got a kitchen knife to defend itself - he didn't like that. Not one bit. So, me watching, he takes the axe to him. He turns to me, and says "Why so WOODEN!"
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Re: It's time to Deal with this Menace
« Reply #11 on: May 29, 2011, 04:34:52 am »
I think you have the standard template for your origin confused. Hoo hoo hee hee.

Sam is basically right, he's just cranky.

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Re: It's time to Deal with this Menace
« Reply #12 on: May 29, 2011, 04:40:42 am »
-evidence of murderous deeds-

"We had a deal, how could you?"

*Flees the scene and vows revenge*

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Re: It's time to Deal with this Menace
« Reply #13 on: May 29, 2011, 06:41:52 am »
Oh yeah I think you're right.

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Re: It's time to Deal with this Menace
« Reply #14 on: May 29, 2011, 07:14:57 am »
I thought you were bitten by a radioactive Oak.