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Re: Beginning of Something New
« Reply #15 on: May 29, 2011, 09:04:32 pm »
so lonely .... must create friends..... mud people?...no,... ponies? maybe . . ..
why am i even here, why do I exist, what is this magical place,
just keep spinning just keep spinning

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Re: Beginning of Something New
« Reply #16 on: June 01, 2011, 08:48:17 pm »
Grow 2 more limbs.

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Re: Beginning of Something New
« Reply #17 on: June 01, 2011, 10:51:56 pm »
Wait, you crapped out land?  Forget this.

Probably not a Goat, either.


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Re: Beginning of Something New
« Reply #18 on: June 02, 2011, 02:46:29 am »
Wait, you crapped out land?  Forget this.


You try to forget that you created land from your waste, but it won't work. That's why you decide to keep spinning and spinning. As you spin your body all around your thoughts begin to wander and the creation of plants comes to mind, and they fall out of your ear to sprout on land. Grass made of swords on the land made of dung. You wonder if there can be people too, you wonder what a place this is. Suddenly you conclude that you need an extra leg and an extra arm. They grow out of your chin and from the back of your head. Wow you look weird now. What will happen next?
OK, both of you die and let us know what happens.

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Re: Beginning of Something New
« Reply #19 on: June 02, 2011, 03:24:16 am »
my new freakish form scares me, I wish to go hat shopping, so I might find something to cover up my new growth

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Re: Beginning of Something New
« Reply #20 on: June 02, 2011, 07:18:51 pm »
Viciously and hatefully attack your own nose.

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Re: Beginning of Something New
« Reply #21 on: June 02, 2011, 09:55:42 pm »
Perform emergency surgery to remove your new limbs from their horrendus positions.
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Re: Beginning of Something New
« Reply #22 on: June 03, 2011, 03:50:50 am »
Your nose runs and your feet smell.

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Re: Beginning of Something New
« Reply #23 on: June 03, 2011, 04:34:40 am »
Turn into a mosquito who thinks only in French.

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Re: Beginning of Something New
« Reply #24 on: June 03, 2011, 12:28:02 pm »
Create a welding torch.
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Re: Beginning of Something New
« Reply #25 on: June 05, 2011, 05:52:34 pm »
You are struck-scared by your new elder god-like appearance and therefore decide, that you have to do something about it. At first you try to acquire head gown to cover your newly gained appendages, but soon you realize that you cannot acquire such fashion, as you haven't created crafts yet, which frustrates you seriously. Your frustation leads to anger, anger to murderous lust, but as you have nobody to murder you decide to punish yourself by hitting your own nose. Ouch! Then you conclude that you must remove your new limbs, which you do by biting them off, one by one. Ah, you feel better now, and look the blood from your operation has given the swordy metallic plants a new twist. They grow higher now, and there is new species. Some of them are more tree looking, while still resembling swords, as they are very pointy, and some turned into cutting weeds which sliver over the lands. Your cut off appendages lay on the ground.
In the next moment you decide you want to explore the lands while flying and speaking in weird eldritch languages. You turn into a mosquito with a beret, and you speak french.
Translation mode: ON.
You are bored, after flying around for an eternity, you decide you need some heat on the grounds, which leads you to conclude, that you must construct a contraption that creates a dignified, dangerous burning flame. You think up and dance and twist and shake your body, and from your wing-dust rises the welding torch, which you cannot wield due to lack of hands. Interesting contraption, I wonder what we can do with it.
OK, both of you die and let us know what happens.

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Re: Beginning of Something New
« Reply #26 on: June 05, 2011, 06:04:20 pm »
Forge "living" swords which shall feed upon the plentiful foilage which creeps upon the land.

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Re: Beginning of Something New
« Reply #27 on: June 05, 2011, 10:16:51 pm »
Create seas of vodka.
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Re: Beginning of Something New
« Reply #28 on: June 06, 2011, 12:47:37 am »
And in the seas of vodka, make sure that there are intermittent firestorms fueled by the alcoholic substance.

Also, make clouds of vodka.

And a moon, don't forget a moon.

The moon must be made of a variety of cheeses and shaped like a sword.

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Re: Beginning of Something New
« Reply #29 on: June 06, 2011, 02:52:45 am »
A double sided sword.
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