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Offline Plank of Wood

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The Establishment of Assorted Gentlemen of High Standard
« on: May 24, 2011, 04:58:05 pm »
Good Chums! What is the current opinion within the gentlemen present of our engagement of warfare with the savage Siamese? Surely they cannot respect the power of our good King and Country without use of force!

As well as this, I would like to commend the gentleman here who won his wager to acquire a teapot from every European nation in under a month! Good show!


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Re: The Establishment of Assorted Gentlemen of High Standard
« Reply #1 on: May 24, 2011, 05:03:28 pm »
A notable exception from his teapots, my friend, is one from Russia; and while many claim it is Asiatic, I contend that any teapot collection is simply incomplete without a member from that fine country.

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Re: The Establishment of Assorted Gentlemen of High Standard
« Reply #2 on: May 24, 2011, 09:04:31 pm »
By gum lad, yer got a reet nobby accent in t'topic, like

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Re: The Establishment of Assorted Gentlemen of High Standard
« Reply #3 on: May 24, 2011, 09:29:38 pm »
Teapots.  TEAPOTS!  Sometimes I wonder why I associate myself with you frilly buffons.  But no matter.  After considerable effort on my part, I have instructed your good for nothing servant in how to prepare a passable mint julep, if any of you care for a real Gentleman's beverage.
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Re: The Establishment of Assorted Gentlemen of High Standard
« Reply #4 on: May 24, 2011, 09:40:19 pm »
Wait. Dudes. What the hell is goin on in here? Like. Woah. What? Huh. Woah. Okay. So. Dude.
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Re: The Establishment of Assorted Gentlemen of High Standard
« Reply #5 on: May 24, 2011, 10:47:39 pm »
Oh dear! It seems that some dreadfully posh ruffian has broken into this fine house! How mundane!

We simply must shoo him out immediately.

Fetch the servant, will you? While you're at it, tell him to make me one of those mint juleps. I am feeling parched and faint with excitement.

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Re: The Establishment of Assorted Gentlemen of High Standard
« Reply #6 on: May 24, 2011, 11:33:34 pm »
buuuuutt
No way dude, you're trolling me.

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Re: The Establishment of Assorted Gentlemen of High Standard
« Reply #7 on: May 24, 2011, 11:56:50 pm »
Be gone with you, you sordid lowlife. We have no place for people with posterior fetishes.

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Re: The Establishment of Assorted Gentlemen of High Standard
« Reply #8 on: May 25, 2011, 12:34:13 am »
lol dude. He. What. Oh right. Dude he said posterior. What does that mean man?
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Re: The Establishment of Assorted Gentlemen of High Standard
« Reply #9 on: May 25, 2011, 01:03:24 pm »
It is such a shame, as I was planning to visit Siam later this year. But General Sir Haberdasher-Frobasher is a man of good standing. If anyone can help those poor, godless fools, it's him. Instead I shall visiting Kenya. My wife happens to be a childhood friend of the governor's wife there, so I may be able to stay with him.

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Re: The Establishment of Assorted Gentlemen of High Standard
« Reply #10 on: May 25, 2011, 01:06:27 pm »
I was informed that I would be able to settle my debts if I met with someone in this building? Which one of you would that be?
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Re: The Establishment of Assorted Gentlemen of High Standard
« Reply #11 on: May 25, 2011, 01:29:27 pm »
Haberdasher

YOU JUST SAID THE SECRET WORD!!!!

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Re: The Establishment of Assorted Gentlemen of High Standard
« Reply #12 on: May 25, 2011, 01:39:07 pm »
I say.

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Re: The Establishment of Assorted Gentlemen of High Standard
« Reply #13 on: May 25, 2011, 01:41:57 pm »
Indeed. I appear to have the metaphorical egg on my face. And the literal pie. Please excuse me gentlemen, for I must use the washroom.

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Re: The Establishment of Assorted Gentlemen of High Standard
« Reply #14 on: May 25, 2011, 03:50:58 pm »
I'm dreadfully sorry, sir, but the washroom is currently in use. Several savages from Black Africa are being baptised within. It shan't take long, I hear that they are quite easily frightened into submission by impressive mustaches and colourful uniforms. But for now, I'm afraid that you shall have to rely upon your silken handkerchief to remove the mess from your features. Now if the good sirs would excuse my intrusion, I am off to procure an assortment of mint juleps.
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