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Offline Inkling

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Re: Bin Laden is DEAD!!!!!!
« Reply #210 on: May 20, 2011, 04:01:34 pm »
Before we get much further, I don't want to let these two little gems go.

If something like this were true, how many people do you think would know the truth? You think the government would tell all of its workers and they all promised to keep their mouth shut?  It most likely was planned by a group of 4-5 higher ups, + 2 black ops agents to carry it out, no one else would have any way of knowing.  It might have even gone over the head of the president.
The president is not the leader of this country, he is a figurehead, like the King or Queen of England, and holds no true power.

So how to two agents bring down four planes?  And if the president is just a figurehead, who holds true power?
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Re: Bin Laden is DEAD!!!!!!
« Reply #211 on: May 20, 2011, 04:19:41 pm »
Here's what we should be asking: Where are the lizardmen that put the president and other world leaders into power? They're the ones at fault for everything.

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Re: Bin Laden is DEAD!!!!!!
« Reply #212 on: May 20, 2011, 04:54:25 pm »
Here's what we should be asking: Where are the lizardmen that put the president and other world leaders into power? They're the ones at fault for everything.

No Gungnir, you are the lizardmen.

And then Gungnir was a lizard.
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Re: Bin Laden is DEAD!!!!!!
« Reply #213 on: May 20, 2011, 05:09:26 pm »


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Re: Bin Laden is DEAD!!!!!!
« Reply #214 on: May 20, 2011, 05:32:08 pm »
I'm not happy! I feel betrayed! And used! Like a rag or some-

Ooh. Wait, this is awesome! I'm a lizardma-
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Re: Bin Laden is DEAD!!!!!!
« Reply #215 on: May 20, 2011, 10:18:39 pm »
If you can't back up the statements you make, then you shouldn't say them in the first place.
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Re: Bin Laden is DEAD!!!!!!
« Reply #216 on: May 21, 2011, 12:01:01 am »
I could say the same to you sir

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Re: Bin Laden is DEAD!!!!!!
« Reply #217 on: May 21, 2011, 02:09:56 am »
I could say the same to you sir
And yet the burden of proof is on you, and not on Inkling. You're the one that has to back your claims up. Inkling isn't making any claims in the first place, he's just asking you to elaborate yours.

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Re: Bin Laden is DEAD!!!!!!
« Reply #218 on: May 21, 2011, 05:15:23 pm »
Once the timelines get partitioned off, Bin Laden's McMansion is going to get turned into the this depressing cheap tourist trap, like those highwayside attractions you get out west. Nothing but vacationing time-travellers using the restrooms on their way to World War 2 and a little souvenir stand that sells cheap nanofabricated t-shirts.
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Re: Bin Laden is DEAD!!!!!!
« Reply #219 on: May 21, 2011, 05:20:44 pm »
Do you mean to imply that the temporal distance between any two points and the energy required to traverse it does not scale linearly?

Or is there a recharge period that must be respected and a maximum energy yield per device?

How many years is the usual jump between stops?

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Re: Bin Laden is DEAD!!!!!!
« Reply #220 on: May 21, 2011, 05:43:51 pm »
Depends on your ride.  Those poor bastards are one step up from walking, what with using the long fall and a teleportation matrix.

'Course, in their case it's not a matter of power, the long fall is a permanent fixture.  It's just that it's the public services version of time travel, and that many sweaty fat morons can't stand to be in each other's company in a tiny box for the whole trip.
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Re: Bin Laden is DEAD!!!!!!
« Reply #221 on: May 21, 2011, 09:20:22 pm »
If you can't back up the statements you make, then you shouldn't say them in the first place.
I could say the same to you sir

I am more than happy to defend anything I have said in this thread, right after you you explain who holds "true power" if the President does not.
Probably not a Goat, either.


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Re: Bin Laden is DEAD!!!!!!
« Reply #222 on: May 21, 2011, 09:27:26 pm »
The Jews, obviously.

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Re: Bin Laden is DEAD!!!!!!
« Reply #223 on: May 21, 2011, 10:36:20 pm »
Brandon.
Brandon, what have we talked about?
We have talked about how nobody is supposed to know that.
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Re: Bin Laden is DEAD!!!!!!
« Reply #224 on: May 22, 2011, 02:32:49 am »
I don't see why Inkling should have to put his own beliefs on the line if you're just going to toss out vague suppositions and non-sequiteurs in lieu of your actual beliefs.