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Re: Your Life Is Screwed Up
« Reply #45 on: February 20, 2011, 03:43:46 pm »
so no, the sperm bank would not accept your donation.
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Re: Your Life Is Screwed Up
« Reply #46 on: February 21, 2011, 07:43:21 am »
We control her?
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Re: Your Life Is Screwed Up
« Reply #47 on: February 21, 2011, 08:02:33 am »
Yes.

That is what I said as of last update.

Doesn't a hivemind have a memory?
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Re: Your Life Is Screwed Up
« Reply #48 on: February 21, 2011, 08:53:25 am »
Well, I can see where this is going so I'm just going to go there.

Have sex with everyone and control the world.
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Re: Your Life Is Screwed Up
« Reply #49 on: February 21, 2011, 08:56:41 am »
People! Sperm Bank! It's that easy!
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Re: Your Life Is Screwed Up
« Reply #50 on: February 21, 2011, 09:01:13 am »
No we are not gonna donate to the sperm bank, so just please be quiet about it.

Examine the woman's memory, lets see what we can dig up about her.
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Re: Your Life Is Screwed Up
« Reply #51 on: February 21, 2011, 09:59:19 am »
Then move into her house.
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Re: Your Life Is Screwed Up
« Reply #52 on: February 21, 2011, 11:33:45 am »
The woman's memory seems to have been annihilated upon takeover.

Your second command is unclear.
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Re: Your Life Is Screwed Up
« Reply #53 on: February 21, 2011, 11:42:20 am »
So, in theory, is it possible to make all of the controlled people have sex with other people, so that those people become controlled too, and then you can in turn make those people have sex with other people until everyone in the world is under the control of this collective sentience?
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Re: Your Life Is Screwed Up
« Reply #54 on: February 21, 2011, 11:43:05 am »
How romantic.

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Re: Your Life Is Screwed Up
« Reply #55 on: February 21, 2011, 11:46:24 am »
Yes.
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Re: Your Life Is Screwed Up
« Reply #56 on: February 21, 2011, 11:58:52 am »
Right. I think we just won.
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Re: Your Life Is Screwed Up
« Reply #57 on: February 21, 2011, 01:13:26 pm »
Its only one person. Theres like six billion people in the world and a good number of those people will not like want to-

Wait.

Shouldn't there be another baby?
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Re: Your Life Is Screwed Up
« Reply #58 on: February 21, 2011, 01:16:58 pm »
Shortly thereafter, you recieve another viewpoint, another very dim one like the one inside your female body.

Mystery solved.
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Re: Your Life Is Screwed Up
« Reply #59 on: February 21, 2011, 03:38:31 pm »
Congratulations, Munchkins!

YOU WON
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