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Re: Your Life Is Screwed Up
« Reply #30 on: February 18, 2011, 06:58:37 pm »
I thought it was fairly obvious that I was talking about the neighbor.

Ok, ehh.... I have no idea how to go out on this one. I'll let the others decide.
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Re: Your Life Is Screwed Up
« Reply #31 on: February 19, 2011, 05:03:28 am »
Have the male say his is not married and "order" the female body to walk home and investigate house more.
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Re: Your Life Is Screwed Up
« Reply #32 on: February 19, 2011, 10:48:45 am »
"No, she's actually my sister."

Your female body waves in a friendly manner, but as quickly as possible to avoid suspicion of malpractice with eyes.

She then leaves.

"Oh, do you have to leave?"

"Well, she does, but I thought I might get to know you a bit better."

"Sure!  Come in!"
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Re: Your Life Is Screwed Up
« Reply #33 on: February 19, 2011, 01:23:24 pm »
Yay ;D
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Re: Your Life Is Screwed Up
« Reply #34 on: February 19, 2011, 07:24:30 pm »
"Yay!"

She smiles awkwardly and closes the door behind you.

You look around.  Her house doesn't have much furniture in it, but it's still a lot more than you have.

"So where do you work?"
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Re: Your Life Is Screwed Up
« Reply #35 on: February 20, 2011, 03:33:39 am »
Say your still looking for a job.
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Re: Your Life Is Screwed Up
« Reply #36 on: February 20, 2011, 09:30:11 am »
Yeah, what he said.
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Re: Your Life Is Screwed Up
« Reply #37 on: February 20, 2011, 09:35:24 am »
"Oh, I'm still looking for work."

"Then... what brings you to Denton?"

You notice her looking into your "eyes", but evidently the glasses are made of pure "turn-individuals-into-idiots", because the look is made of pure lust, not horror.
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Re: Your Life Is Screwed Up
« Reply #38 on: February 20, 2011, 02:26:17 pm »
You lost your last job because some of your co-workers, to put it mildly, don't like you, and sabotaged you for it. Which is why you decided to move to Denton in order to find work and cut ties with them.

Also, tell her that moving away isn't much of a problem for you, since you don't have much in the way of family anyway. This is because you two are the only ones left alive after your parents died in a car accident during your young adulthood. You don't have many associates left where you came from either, since most of them have already move away some time before you moved to here.


Also, before we get carried away, formally introduce yourself: "They call me... Jack."  8)

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Re: Your Life Is Screwed Up
« Reply #39 on: February 20, 2011, 02:45:27 pm »
"It's a long story... I lost my last job.  Some of my coworkers didn't like me, and they sabotaged me for it."

She looks horrified, in a compassionate way.

"So, I moved away to cut ties with them.  I don't have much family left.  My parents died in a car accident.  My sister is one of the only people I really know, now.  But the people who do know me...  They call me... Jack."

"I'm so sorry!"

You notice that her arm is around your male body.
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Re: Your Life Is Screwed Up
« Reply #40 on: February 20, 2011, 02:51:29 pm »
"It's okay...", tell her compassionately while reassuring her.

You managed to survive the first time [your parents' death], so I guess you can take on another round. Have to mostly start over, though. As long as there's a reason to survive, you'll never back down against the fight.  :)

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Re: Your Life Is Screwed Up
« Reply #41 on: February 20, 2011, 03:13:56 pm »
"It's okay.  I managed to survive before, and, as long as there's a reason to live, I'll never back down against the fight."

She leans in to kiss you.

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Re: Your Life Is Screwed Up
« Reply #42 on: February 20, 2011, 03:18:57 pm »
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Re: Your Life Is Screwed Up
« Reply #43 on: February 20, 2011, 03:25:35 pm »
Shortly thereafter, you recieve another viewpoint, another very dim one like the one inside your female body.

A few seconds later, and you gain a clear viewpoint, like "Jack" and your original female body.

This clear viewpoint is looking at Jack.

Spatial memory tells you that it is the woman that you bred with.
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Re: Your Life Is Screwed Up
« Reply #44 on: February 20, 2011, 03:37:51 pm »
So, sperm bank?
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