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Your Life Is Screwed Up
« on: February 15, 2011, 10:30:03 pm »
You're pretty weird.

I might even say that you're not really human.

Not in the normal sense.

You look human.

For the most part, you're biologically human.

But you have no memories of events, up to this point, despite physically being adult.

You see out of two sets of eyes-one male, one female.

Both are apparently in the same location.

That location is a house, in a city full of people who are human in the normal sense.

A turn can be months, days or minutes.  Whatever you want to do.  Experiment.  See further ways that you're not quite human.


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Re: Your Life Is Screwed Up
« Reply #1 on: February 15, 2011, 10:36:36 pm »
Go find yourselves and analyze each body using the other one.

Check for traits that might be similar between the two. That might clue you in to what just happened.

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Re: Your Life Is Screwed Up
« Reply #2 on: February 16, 2011, 11:39:23 am »
Attempt to procreate to grow the hive mind.
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Re: Your Life Is Screwed Up
« Reply #3 on: February 16, 2011, 11:52:52 am »
Makeout with yourself.
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Re: Your Life Is Screwed Up
« Reply #4 on: February 16, 2011, 04:13:35 pm »
From your female body, you can see that your male body has black hair.

From your male body, you can see that your female body also has black hair (though it is longer).

From your female body, you can see that your male body has entirely black eyes.

From your male body, you can see that your female body has entirely black eyes.

Voids.

You still see just as well.

You attempt procreation amongst your bodies.

Shortly thereafter, you feel a slight growth in your mind.

A third viewpoint.

Very vague.

You can't quite make any of the details out.

Just blackness.

Slowly becoming clearer.
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Re: Your Life Is Screwed Up
« Reply #5 on: February 16, 2011, 04:14:41 pm »
battle to the death!

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Re: Your Life Is Screwed Up
« Reply #6 on: February 16, 2011, 04:18:04 pm »
Make out.

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Re: Your Life Is Screwed Up
« Reply #7 on: February 16, 2011, 04:18:56 pm »
in that order

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Re: Your Life Is Screwed Up
« Reply #8 on: February 16, 2011, 05:06:17 pm »
No, wait. Find out where you are first.
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Re: Your Life Is Screwed Up
« Reply #9 on: February 16, 2011, 05:42:24 pm »
Makeout with yourself.

I was afraid this would happen.  :P

Wouldn't this cause massive inbreeding, though?



Whatever, breed some more!  :P

Then find two pairs of shades and go outside to gather intel on the area.

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Re: Your Life Is Screwed Up
« Reply #10 on: February 16, 2011, 05:54:19 pm »
Consensus has not been reached, so I will go for the less destructive course.

You exit your house.

From both bodies, you can see that your house is painted entirely white and is entirely square.

You are in a large neighborhood full of similar, but more variable houses.

You have already bred.

Your female body is already pregnant.

You are now wearing sunglasses, but you are both still naked.

Go outside anyways?
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Re: Your Life Is Screwed Up
« Reply #11 on: February 16, 2011, 06:08:53 pm »
No, go examine the house for anything. We may require weaponry for self defense, but clothes take priority.

Also, examine the third mind some more. We should not theoretically be able to see through the baby for another several months.
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Re: Your Life Is Screwed Up
« Reply #12 on: February 16, 2011, 07:15:12 pm »
In your house, you manage to find one hundred large, unlabeled cans.

You also find a pair of sunglasses, two white t-shirts, two pairs of shorts, and two pairs of sandals.

You also find a faucet that presumably allows use of water.

You also find a bed and a toilet.

The third mind is giving you no sensory information, just confirmation of its own existence.
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Re: Your Life Is Screwed Up
« Reply #13 on: February 16, 2011, 09:31:05 pm »
Have the female body go look for a can opener while the other puts on some clothes and examine the perimeter of the house for anything.

If the female body doesn't find a can opener, have her go put on some of the clothes.

As for the hive mind as we'll call it for now, attempt to see if it has other abilities other than controlling the bodies.
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Re: Your Life Is Screwed Up
« Reply #14 on: February 16, 2011, 10:50:42 pm »
There are no can openers in the house, currently.

Both the male body and the female body are now wearing clothes.

You only have one pear of sunglasses for the two of you, however.

You can judge the relative positions of all of our bodies in space, without any sort of sensory contact between them, if you so choose.
A Song I Admire:We'll have tomorrow, trust me it's true.  We'll have tomorrow, we'll get through...  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y2h8AXm9dqo

A Song I Composed:Soon it will be my time...  http://www.mediafire.com/?c6ahalmxbtu625x