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Offline SimplyNecro

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Witch Hunt
« on: January 17, 2011, 08:10:15 am »
Instructions: First, state that the poster above you is a witch, then put forward evidence that you believe confirms he or she to be a witch, then suggest a punishment. Wackiness, idiocy, and general stupidity is encouraged.

I will start...


She's a witch! I saw her tending to her stuffed dolls, BURN HER!




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30. All bumbling conjurers, clumsy squires, no-talent bards, and cowardly thieves in the land will be preemptively put to death. My foes will surely give up and abandon their quest if they have no source of comic relief.

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Re: Witch Hunt
« Reply #1 on: January 17, 2011, 09:15:36 am »
He's a witch!

I saw him wearing black!

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Re: Witch Hunt
« Reply #2 on: January 17, 2011, 09:45:52 am »
He's a witch!

He turned me into a newt!
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Re: Witch Hunt
« Reply #3 on: January 17, 2011, 01:15:20 pm »
Hes a witch!

I saw him with a broomstick!
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Re: Witch Hunt
« Reply #4 on: January 26, 2011, 08:14:34 pm »
Hes a witch!

I saw him in the graveyard at night!
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Re: Witch Hunt
« Reply #5 on: January 26, 2011, 09:02:42 pm »
He's a witch!
He has a familiar spirit!
Yeah, [Kishmond] came back from Africa, but the ponies have him now.

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Re: Witch Hunt
« Reply #6 on: January 27, 2011, 07:50:00 am »
He's a witch!

I saw him using some new form of the analytical engine!

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Re: Witch Hunt
« Reply #7 on: January 27, 2011, 08:10:26 am »
Hes a witch!

He has a bunch of books!
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Re: Witch Hunt
« Reply #8 on: February 13, 2011, 10:55:16 pm »
He's a witch!
He talks about the heretical thing known as books!
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Re: Witch Hunt
« Reply #9 on: February 14, 2011, 12:09:42 am »
He's a witch!

He turned me into a newt!
A newt?
Goddamnit kitkat, you make me look late
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Re: Witch Hunt
« Reply #10 on: February 14, 2011, 05:16:49 am »
He's a witch!

He's not playing the witch hunt game right!

((Newts are aquatic salamanders))
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30. All bumbling conjurers, clumsy squires, no-talent bards, and cowardly thieves in the land will be preemptively put to death. My foes will surely give up and abandon their quest if they have no source of comic relief.

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Re: Witch Hunt
« Reply #11 on: February 14, 2011, 06:42:57 am »
He must have gotten better.

anyway, HE'S (Necro) A WITCH!


He's got a wart!
Goddamnit kitkat, you make me look late
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Re: Witch Hunt
« Reply #12 on: March 31, 2011, 05:48:57 pm »
He's a witch...

... he burns like one.

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Re: Witch Hunt
« Reply #13 on: March 31, 2011, 05:56:37 pm »
Hes a witch!

His face is entirely white! Or maybe hes a ghost...
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