All of our good, new, writers run away. 
Such is the way of the internet. Unlike life, if we don't like a situation, we can ghost ourselves away. That, and my December got busy.
Seriously though, the community here is not only slow-ish (only the first 5-6 threads are ever continually posted in), but like 80% of the input is silly, goofy, retarded, or just completely off-topic or responding to the silly, goofy, retarded, or just completely off-topic of another member. Not very inspiring stuff.
So I apologize. Partly. I do need a creative output though and I don't know any other corners of the internet that would respond to **** like this, so I'm thinking of doing something that at least partially panders to the pseudo-childish crowd here. Fight Club Fantastic - something like Spike TV's Deadliest Warrior, but with no limits on the who's and what's matching up. Anyways, just throwing out ideas, not guaranteeing I'll be back, things are eating up my time.
Detoxicated's Sylvia Ji avatar does make a strong case for me to come back though.