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Re: The topic where people post in Rhymes.
« Reply #60 on: November 23, 2010, 07:37:48 pm »
@Badger:

Many expletives and contrived rhymes
Does not make for a good rhyme-time
Maybe you'll stop trying to REPRESENT
When you realize your rhymes are EXCREMENT

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Re: The topic where people post in Rhymes.
« Reply #61 on: November 23, 2010, 09:17:40 pm »
Representin'?
Who?
Stop resentin'
My skills foo'.
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Re: The topic where people post in Rhymes.
« Reply #62 on: November 23, 2010, 09:23:49 pm »
I'll relent this one time
For I can see your skill is not rhyme
One day we may do battle
To see who has the most mettle

((Yeah, kind of mispronouncing battle there, but I'm fairly sure people can do that? Like with again being pronounced [ay/uh]gayn instead of uhgen?

Just pretend I have a russian accented "mettle" I guess?

**** this was terrible))

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Re: The topic where people post in Rhymes.
« Reply #63 on: November 23, 2010, 09:36:14 pm »
God I can see your face turn purple
As you pull rhymes from the urinal
My rhymes are slanted
To take advantage
Of the current month
You f*cking dunce.
I ain't no poet
And I know it
But you don't gotta be
A P-O-E-T
Just be like cool like me
And bust rhymes that are only
Slightly off chart
Your rhymes are farts

I don't care if I be blastin' obscenities
Because I got your mother's panties
Its from a striptease
I was quite pleased
She massaged my testes
« Last Edit: November 23, 2010, 09:40:23 pm by Badger Man 22 »
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Re: The topic where people post in Rhymes.
« Reply #64 on: November 24, 2010, 06:40:13 am »
Jesus whore!
You're waging a war
On my senses!
With my ears and eyes your text fences!

Badger, get with the times!
Listening to your rhymes
Is like listening to Eminem
Being sung by an actual M&M
While being forced into S&M!
« Last Edit: November 24, 2010, 06:57:09 am by omegatripod »

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Re: The topic where people post in Rhymes.
« Reply #65 on: November 24, 2010, 04:51:48 pm »
Well, if I'm gonna lurk, then I gotta find
some other way to pass my free time,
and most of my friends are unavailable,
though this position is unassailible,
the fact remains that I gotta do
something to do right by you,
and I wish you luck in all your affairs,
but please don't argue, folkas are starting to stare.
Who are you again and why in the world would you expect anything resembling rationality or civility in youtube comments?

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Re: The topic where people post in Rhymes.
« Reply #66 on: November 27, 2010, 04:16:08 pm »
That was unrelated!
You oughta be berated!

I got sharks in my lakes.
Watch out for snakes!

I need to kill the sharks, so please,
Won't somebody pass the f***ing cheese?

Cheddar belongs in the garbage pail.
I'd prefer some Wensleydale.

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Re: The topic where people post in Rhymes.
« Reply #67 on: November 27, 2010, 11:37:59 pm »
Cheese and sharks?
What next? Cats and larks?
Your words they have less meanin than Oc's
So please think inside the box
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Re: The topic where people post in Rhymes.
« Reply #68 on: November 28, 2010, 03:01:54 pm »
Well, rhyming is hard
and clearly that guy's no bard
but really, you need to understand
neither are you in a ****ing band.

Besides, what were you thinking?
That we're poets and rhymers?
Well, I guess I'm just gonna have to let it sink in
we're just a bunch losers and whiners.

But sure, you've got nothing better to do
so you'll just go on,
tell him he's not as good as you,
tell him that he's wrong.
So here is just one more fact
I need to let you know.
You ought to give up the act
you ain't no ****ing Poe.


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Re: The topic where people post in Rhymes.
« Reply #69 on: November 28, 2010, 05:21:41 pm »
@Badger Man 22 and omegatripod

Again, this is what I was talking about,
if we keep this up, they'll all be callin' us out!
Sure you can go 'till half past four,
and the media will cover your little war,
but the fact remains that I told you so,
you seem to think that I didn't know,
that Great Distance would end up calling you out,
and that's exactly what I was talking about.
Who are you again and why in the world would you expect anything resembling rationality or civility in youtube comments?

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Re: The topic where people post in Rhymes.
« Reply #70 on: November 28, 2010, 05:50:56 pm »
The f*ck you talking 'bout trick?
I never said I was f*cking Poe.
Jesus f*cking Christ hoe.
And you think that your **** is all that
You think ya bad?
Good luck wit that.
Now if you don't mind
Move yo behind
Back in the kitchen and make a sandwich.
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Re: The topic where people post in Rhymes.
« Reply #71 on: November 28, 2010, 06:13:02 pm »
Hey yo, shut up all of you.
Or I'll smack you until a cat goes moo.
I think it's time for topic eradication
Blast it down with some mint radiation
But oh no, I bet you'll just go on and on
Because in your real social life,
you're just a tiny bit withdrawn.
I am bloody FASHIONABLE eagle!1!

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Re: The topic where people post in Rhymes.
« Reply #72 on: November 29, 2010, 10:23:02 am »
((Back to off-topic!))

Has anybody, perchance,
Acted in Pirates of Penzance?

And - wait, for now I gotta quit playin'
'Cause my new puppy needs entertainin'.
((No joke.))
« Last Edit: November 29, 2010, 03:32:36 pm by omegatripod »

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Re: The topic where people post in Rhymes.
« Reply #73 on: November 30, 2010, 12:43:22 am »
You guys all rhyme good,
as I knew you all would,
rhyming like a pro
with words we all know,
and by the way,
i think i should say,
I at least saw that play,
enjoy your new puppy....



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Re: The topic where people post in Rhymes.
« Reply #74 on: December 07, 2010, 10:13:04 am »
I like puppies.
I heard they kill guppies.
Oh dear.
I lost my ear.
Now I can't hear.
Now I can rhyme without
any consequences other than a bout
of insanity
then I will be attacked by a bee.
Said bee will kill you
then the cow will yelp and say 'Moo!'
And then I will stop rhyming
but this poem is quite bad to sing.
Already.