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Re: The topic where people post in Rhymes.
« Reply #45 on: November 22, 2010, 10:38:33 pm »
Come to my arms, my beamish boy!
O frabjous day! Callooh, Callay!
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Re: The topic where people post in Rhymes.
« Reply #46 on: November 22, 2010, 10:40:29 pm »
He chortled in his joy.
I came, I saw, I went back to bed.

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Re: The topic where people post in Rhymes.
« Reply #47 on: November 23, 2010, 11:05:43 am »
Books, I think, should be discussed in this thread.
For from pages much thoughtful discussion derives!
Now I'll start it off: has anyone read
Sum: forty tales from the afterlives?

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Re: The topic where people post in Rhymes.
« Reply #48 on: November 23, 2010, 11:12:46 am »
Books are booring!
Books are lame!
I certainly could hold some up to the flame!
Geeze, I don't want to be sent snooring!

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Re: The topic where people post in Rhymes.
« Reply #49 on: November 23, 2010, 11:21:08 am »
Those rhymes were contrived
So now I will have knived
You by next Thurday
The universal purge day
If you subscribe to that phony religion
That most people call Last Thursdayism

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Re: The topic where people post in Rhymes.
« Reply #50 on: November 23, 2010, 11:21:35 am »
Ack, GG's back! But supposed to be dead!
Quick, grab a shotgun, and aim for the head!

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Re: The topic where people post in Rhymes.
« Reply #51 on: November 23, 2010, 11:22:49 am »
You silly pod.
You can't hurt me!
You'll hit nothing but clod!
I'm back times three...

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Re: The topic where people post in Rhymes.
« Reply #52 on: November 23, 2010, 12:10:33 pm »
A pod?
You poor sod...

I'm Omegatripod, as in the Fighting-Machine!
If you read The War of the Worlds*, some wisdom you'd glean
(*Published one thousand plus eighty plus eight hundred eighteen)
About its terrifying power which needs to be seen!

The cylinder opens, and Judgment shall rise.
The Heat-Ray starts humming, then comes your demise.

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Re: The topic where people post in Rhymes.
« Reply #53 on: November 23, 2010, 12:18:26 pm »
I lick my fingers, and pinch out my hair.
However, I cannot guarantee how much better you'll fare!
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Re: The topic where people post in Rhymes.
« Reply #54 on: November 23, 2010, 12:20:35 pm »
You all sound like Jesse and James from Team Rocket
If you keep this up I think I might hurl in a bucket

So please stop with this terrible destruction of the english language
If you are a female specimen, go in the kitchen and make me a sandwich
I am bloody FASHIONABLE eagle!1!

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Re: The topic where people post in Rhymes.
« Reply #55 on: November 23, 2010, 12:22:56 pm »
((YOU FOOL! THAT LAST PART DIDN'T RHYME!))

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Re: The topic where people post in Rhymes.
« Reply #56 on: November 23, 2010, 12:27:37 pm »
I didn't say Team Rocket, I said Fighting-Machine!
And this whole time I've tried to sound like Shel Silverstein.

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Re: The topic where people post in Rhymes.
« Reply #57 on: November 23, 2010, 12:31:40 pm »
((YOU FOOL! THAT LAST PART DIDN'T RHYME!))
((I believe he was saying "Language" as "Lang-wich".

Seems pretty obcvious to me.))

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Re: The topic where people post in Rhymes.
« Reply #58 on: November 23, 2010, 04:15:12 pm »
You guys act like rhyming is all good intent.
But really boys you must get bent.
You guys act
Like you have tact
'cause you made a pact
With devil. That be disrespect.

Now mother f*ckers
The f*ck is going on mother f*ckers
You guys are fags. Yeah you be dick suckers.
So do me favour nig
And take off that f*cking wig.
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Re: The topic where people post in Rhymes.
« Reply #59 on: November 23, 2010, 07:23:50 pm »
I'm supposed to be the resident poet
so to stay in rhyme i'll make up the phrase, "joet"

it means a special spanish confection
it helped Zapatero win the last election

at first I thought of using obama,
and again I find I must use a word to like, llama

I wrote myself into a corner twice
once more, and i'll be put on ice.
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No capitalization......

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